Stoled offa Drrake
19 years ago
This is Rumor Control, here are the facts:
1. What's your name?
My name? Oh its *Radio static*
2. What's your nickname?
Drake
3. What's your age?
20
4. What's your gender?
Male
5. What's your height?
6'6"
6. What's your weight?
270ish
7. What's your eye color?
Hazel
8. What's your hair color?
Brown, blonde, or both
9. What's your skin color?
White/freckles
10. What's your sexual preference?
Straight
11. What city and country do you live in?
Atlanta, GA, USA
12. What's your first language?
English
13. What's your second language (if any)?
Will try to learn russian, otherwise bad english
14. What kind of computer do you have?
I have a VAIO and a laptop
15. Do you like your computer?
Yep
16. Do you want to make love to your computer?
... not really
17. What about your printer, what kind do you have?
Epson Action Laser 1500
18. Does it print out sexy photos?
No, its old
19. What sort of music do you listen to?
All sorts
20. Does that music give you an auditory orgasm?
Depends on how good it is
21. Do you have any pets?
Yes
22. How many pets?
3
23. Are they the kind which are of relation to litty itty bitty dogs that go 'bap bap bap bap!'
2 of them are, kinda, more like medium dogs
24. What about condoms?
What about them? They are latex and a good idea.
25. Are you sure about those condoms?
Which condoms?
26. Are they male or female condoms?
Uh, male
My name? Oh its *Radio static*
2. What's your nickname?
Drake
3. What's your age?
20
4. What's your gender?
Male
5. What's your height?
6'6"
6. What's your weight?
270ish
7. What's your eye color?
Hazel
8. What's your hair color?
Brown, blonde, or both
9. What's your skin color?
White/freckles
10. What's your sexual preference?
Straight
11. What city and country do you live in?
Atlanta, GA, USA
12. What's your first language?
English
13. What's your second language (if any)?
Will try to learn russian, otherwise bad english
14. What kind of computer do you have?
I have a VAIO and a laptop
15. Do you like your computer?
Yep
16. Do you want to make love to your computer?
... not really
17. What about your printer, what kind do you have?
Epson Action Laser 1500
18. Does it print out sexy photos?
No, its old
19. What sort of music do you listen to?
All sorts
20. Does that music give you an auditory orgasm?
Depends on how good it is
21. Do you have any pets?
Yes
22. How many pets?
3
23. Are they the kind which are of relation to litty itty bitty dogs that go 'bap bap bap bap!'
2 of them are, kinda, more like medium dogs
24. What about condoms?
What about them? They are latex and a good idea.
25. Are you sure about those condoms?
Which condoms?
26. Are they male or female condoms?
Uh, male

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WTF? It didn't copy the file right >.<