1. What's your name?
Adam Carrol
2. What's your nickname?
Alla, Allabaster
3. What's your age?
22
4. What's your gender?
Male
5. What's your height?
6'1.25"
6. What's your weight?
170ish
7. What's your eye color?
Turqoise
8. What's your hair color?
Aryan blond
9. What's your skin color?
Some form of pasty white
10. What's your sexual preference?
I plead the 5th.
11. What city and country do you live in?
Columbus, Wisconsin
12. What's your first language?
English
13. What's your second language (if any)?
Enough Spanish to tell hispanic customers I don't speak spanish
14. What kind of computer do you have?
Dell Dimension 8100 with some modifications.
15. Do you like your computer?
No, it is made of suck and lose.
16. Do you want to make love to your computer?
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17. What about your printer, what kind do you have?
Lexmark X3350 All in one
18. Does it print out sexy photos?
When it has ink,,,
19. What sort of music do you listen to?
Rock, Orchestral, Video game sountracks
20. Does that music give you an auditory orgasm?
Sometimes
21. Do you have any pets?
No
22. How many pets?
0
23. Are they the kind which are of relation to litty itty bitty dogs that go 'bap bap bap bap!'
No
24. What about condoms?
I had one at college, but never used it. Sat on my dresser for 3 years before I threw it out. Mom freaked when she saw it.
25. Are you sure about those condoms?
Yes.
26. Are they male or female condoms?
male