Offer her some pickles.
Snooki loves pickles.

Oh good! I have an oversized jar of pickles. I'll bring it next class.

Meatbawwwwwl

Congrats you're on the show!!!!

I'm so honored!!!

I honestly haven't even seen the show. Don't know if I want too lol

I think it's someone's masters thesis on eugenics.

It's horrible that she looks like Snooki in the first place. XD

It is truly unfortunate.

that was mean of you ;_;

I only wanted to document the wild Snooki in her natural habitat!

Yeah I know. Oops.

The only disappointing part is that you didn't get the picture.

You still exist!?$?$,

Where have you been? ;3; we don't talk anymore!

I actually just got back! I had to deal with college stuf and getting settled in for the first semester. I do apologize! We'll definitely have to catch up soon!

That's great.

That's just amazing.

-Puts a gold star sticker on your hand-

I fukkin love gold stars

-Tosses tons of paper gold stars at you like some sort of ninja or something-

rofl

Hmm... the question is, should you give her the big pickles or the small pickles? XP

Hahaha! That's so awesome.
I'm sure you would've been best friends with Snooki too.

You got caught taking a picture of her? Must have made it pretty obvious. I can see it now..

http://i.imgur.com/TiMQ2Av.jpg

LOLOL

Fucking that exactly + me shouting "SON OF A BITCH!" when i missed.

<3

i'd be pissed if you thought i was ugly and was trying to take pictures of me too.

Not so much ugly as in pasting so much stuff onto herself where she doesn't even look real.

I mean, still no excuse, I admit it was rude on my part. But she's also one of those people who just constantly talks shit about everyone she sees so I don't really feel guilty???

I know I'm trying to justify something that's not really justifiable, but I did it. Yeah it was immature.

it's dumb for me to have taken this personally, but when people speak out negatively toward another person's appearance,
i always end up comparing myself to that standard.
because, compared to snooki, i'm essentially deformed.
and i deal a lot with people talking behind my back for my looks.

i understand if she's a bad person but... i just don't see how stooping to her level was helpful.

i know i shouldn't take it so personally, but still, i just.
felt the need to say something.

you didn't hurt my feelings, i know i did that on my own.

and i'm sorry if i seem preachy, my jimmies are just rustled.

unu

Yeah, I understand. I mean, I prefer when people lean on the more natural side- I'm personally not fond of caked-up makeup and am kinda used to joking about it with friends.
;V; idk. I don;t wanna sound like a total douche-bag but I'm totally not bashing her or anyone for her like looks in general. I mean, that itself is cruel because it's something you aren't in control of. But in my mind bad-make-up is like on the same level as a like... bad clothes? of course its all the opinion of the viewer what is good and bad etc.

But yeah, you're right, the stooping down was unnecessary.

I'm sorry though. I feel bad now for the adverse affects on you. \ \n/ /

ahh no it's okay!
i'm dumb and i haven't slept and i take things to heart too easily.

i feel the same way about bad makeup too hehe

i'm glad i didn't bother you or anything tho buhh i'm sorry for complaining hhhhhhh

don't feel bad! i'm glad you weren't a butt about it when i started whining ehehe

Probably pissed you tried to steal her soul (or whatever counts for one in her/it) XD
That or the flash might have damaged the foundation of cake on her face!

oh god I'm dying h e l p m e

you better watch out, the snooki might want revenge

Write her a thoughtful note that says "I'M SORRY" on the front and "THAT YOU LOOK LIKE SNOOKI" on the inside. C: