A movie rant.
13 years ago
Movie 43 is possibly the worst film ever.
It is worse than any Friedberg and Seltzer, Modern Adam Sandler, Straight to DVD parody, Stupid overly gritty dumb action or American Horror Remake Film (of a foreign film or otherwise), and it is CERTAINLY worse than DragonBall Evolution, The Last Airbender, Soul Plane, Birdemic, and A Christmas Story 2.
If I had the opportunity to kill any person without any possible reprecussion, I would try and shoot all the directors who directed these scenes that make modern SNL look good. I would rather watch that ugly chubby little girl suck on her tampon over and over and over and over and over and over (did I mention over?) again.
It has worse production than this:
Hey, hey. I'll give you an example of the "quality" of this "film":
Robin is at a speed dating service and Batman is under the table and you'd think Batman would be giving Robin dating advice. No. Ignoring how ugly the actors look in these costumes (and all the actors look terrible in this. Did they beat people up to be in this or what?) the "big joke" of the scene is Batman freaking out at how big Supergirl's p**** is while she's speed dating with Robin. Oh, you think that's crude and nasty? How about Halle Berry turkey basting super hot sauce into her va****.
lking out Fuck.
You.
I didn't pay for this, but I still want a refund.
I want all of the directors' bodies in the road covered with their own fecal matter like what happened to Anna Faris and Chris Platt in this "film."
If I had to give this film a rating of 1-10, 1 being one of the best films ever made and 10 being Fuck you it's awful, I'd give it negative infinity. Which I know does not exist.
I'm ready to shout "THAT'S ALL I CAN STANDS, CUZ I CAN'T STANDS N'MORE!!!", open up a can of spinach and beat the stuffing out of these "directors" and "writers."
In fact, if I ever start reviewing films for GF I would use that as my lowest rating.
I hope all of you are not stupid enough to do the opposite if I told you to not see this film.
If so: Go see it.
It is worse than any Friedberg and Seltzer, Modern Adam Sandler, Straight to DVD parody, Stupid overly gritty dumb action or American Horror Remake Film (of a foreign film or otherwise), and it is CERTAINLY worse than DragonBall Evolution, The Last Airbender, Soul Plane, Birdemic, and A Christmas Story 2.
If I had the opportunity to kill any person without any possible reprecussion, I would try and shoot all the directors who directed these scenes that make modern SNL look good. I would rather watch that ugly chubby little girl suck on her tampon over and over and over and over and over and over (did I mention over?) again.
It has worse production than this:
Hey, hey. I'll give you an example of the "quality" of this "film":
Robin is at a speed dating service and Batman is under the table and you'd think Batman would be giving Robin dating advice. No. Ignoring how ugly the actors look in these costumes (and all the actors look terrible in this. Did they beat people up to be in this or what?) the "big joke" of the scene is Batman freaking out at how big Supergirl's p**** is while she's speed dating with Robin. Oh, you think that's crude and nasty? How about Halle Berry turkey basting super hot sauce into her va****.
lking out Fuck.
You.
I didn't pay for this, but I still want a refund.
I want all of the directors' bodies in the road covered with their own fecal matter like what happened to Anna Faris and Chris Platt in this "film."
If I had to give this film a rating of 1-10, 1 being one of the best films ever made and 10 being Fuck you it's awful, I'd give it negative infinity. Which I know does not exist.
I'm ready to shout "THAT'S ALL I CAN STANDS, CUZ I CAN'T STANDS N'MORE!!!", open up a can of spinach and beat the stuffing out of these "directors" and "writers."
In fact, if I ever start reviewing films for GF I would use that as my lowest rating.
I hope all of you are not stupid enough to do the opposite if I told you to not see this film.
If so: Go see it.
Electricfox777
~electricfox777
Whoa now. It topped The Last Airbender? I don't know about that...Now you got me wanting to sample the stupidity to see this feat for myself.
Tara_Swift_Claw
~taraswiftclaw
oh so christmas story 2 is a remake of original? ok prefers the classic then LOL
FA+
