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Darker Gets Super Confused
17 years ago
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Okay...this happened on MSN. I dont mean to be, um, mean to whoever did it, I just thought I'd share it cos it, well, is so confusing it makes me giggle.
And I say "whoever" cos whoever he/she is changes his/her name every time they talk do me, which doesn't help when they want to continue a converstation from last week and I have no idea what theyre going on about
Anyway:
Fang Snowpaws says:
Wanna be my mate?
Darker the Dragon says:
ah...sowwy hun, im already mated
Fang Snowpaws says:
*curls up alone*
Darker the Dragon says:
*hugs* sorry
Fang Snowpaws says:
*phjases so you can't touch her, as you didnb'tr ask HWO OR WHERE she wanted it...*
Darker the Dragon says:
*falls over via a combination of phasing and poor spelling*
Fang Snowpaws says:
Try -ASKING- me how and where I wanted a mateship!
Darker the Dragon says:
??? you asked me tho
Fang Snowpaws says:
Fucking e-mail me when you can quit being a PUSSY.
Darker the Dragon says:
what the hell?
Sooo...can anyone make sense of what just happened there? Snowpaws (or whoever) gets upset that I've already got a mate and refuse her offer (1st reason: mate obviously, and 2nd reason: she says completely random things anyway and speaks to me about once every two weeks, so my refusal isnt unfounded, right?)
Then...what? What happens there? Super incoherent mode go!
And, yeah, insulting me is a great way to get me to email you
Also also! This isnt the first time I've had somebody "phase out" on me! Next time I'm gonna be all like "well, I exist on all planes of reality so I can poke you anyway! Nerr!"
Two can play at silly-buggers, see.
Oh yeah! One more thing! This is the...fifth time somebody has bitched at me for me having a mate while they don't, and whine to me as if its my problem to fix for them! If any of you feel this way, I have this to say to you: Quit bitching and help yourself! From now on, if anyone gives me bitchy grief for shit that's not my fault, or expects me to fix something like that, I'm just gonna go straight ahead n block you, because I have since stopped caring about whiny buggers like you.
Rant over, peace out!
And I say "whoever" cos whoever he/she is changes his/her name every time they talk do me, which doesn't help when they want to continue a converstation from last week and I have no idea what theyre going on about
Anyway:
Fang Snowpaws says:
Wanna be my mate?
Darker the Dragon says:
ah...sowwy hun, im already mated
Fang Snowpaws says:
*curls up alone*
Darker the Dragon says:
*hugs* sorry
Fang Snowpaws says:
*phjases so you can't touch her, as you didnb'tr ask HWO OR WHERE she wanted it...*
Darker the Dragon says:
*falls over via a combination of phasing and poor spelling*
Fang Snowpaws says:
Try -ASKING- me how and where I wanted a mateship!
Darker the Dragon says:
??? you asked me tho
Fang Snowpaws says:
Fucking e-mail me when you can quit being a PUSSY.
Darker the Dragon says:
what the hell?
Sooo...can anyone make sense of what just happened there? Snowpaws (or whoever) gets upset that I've already got a mate and refuse her offer (1st reason: mate obviously, and 2nd reason: she says completely random things anyway and speaks to me about once every two weeks, so my refusal isnt unfounded, right?)
Then...what? What happens there? Super incoherent mode go!
And, yeah, insulting me is a great way to get me to email you
Also also! This isnt the first time I've had somebody "phase out" on me! Next time I'm gonna be all like "well, I exist on all planes of reality so I can poke you anyway! Nerr!"
Two can play at silly-buggers, see.
Oh yeah! One more thing! This is the...fifth time somebody has bitched at me for me having a mate while they don't, and whine to me as if its my problem to fix for them! If any of you feel this way, I have this to say to you: Quit bitching and help yourself! From now on, if anyone gives me bitchy grief for shit that's not my fault, or expects me to fix something like that, I'm just gonna go straight ahead n block you, because I have since stopped caring about whiny buggers like you.
Rant over, peace out!
Coillscath
*gives cookie*
I dunno, it just makes me this weird sort of angry/amused
tho...my mischievous side is bugging me to see how far this will actually go...better leave it tho
Also I giggled at
*falls over via a combination of phasing and poor spelling*
>3 *Slurps*
yush, because in this...where ever the hell we are when...roleplay in the little * happens, anything goes!
its all very funny