Where are you staying?
The Westin!

What day are you getting there?
Thursday afternoon!

Departure?
Sunday.... ish.

Transportation?
My truck!

Who will you be rooming with?
and maybe and one other person.

Who will you hang out with during the convention?
My homies!

Will you be suiting?
Don't have a suit, so no!

What is your gender?
Penis

How tall are you?
AVERAGE

Are you taken? Are you looking for a 'mate'?
Nope! Single as a tree in a desert!

Can I talk to you?
Only if you really want to talk! Seriously, don't come up and say "Hi", then get quiet.

Can I touch you?
Uhhhh... hugs?

How can I find you?
With your eyes!

Can I visit your room?
Probably not. Aint no one going to be there!

Will you be going to parties?
I... dunno? o.o

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Give me $100.00 and tell me that you worship the ground I walk on. Or just introduce yourself like a civilized human being. Either works.

What/where will you be eating?
The mall! Just like every year! The diner got us sick last year.

Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
Don't see why not! just let me know before hand, please!

Can I take your picture?
Sure, why not?

What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Stay sober, and not be stupid.

Who will I be seeing there?!
YOUR FACE.