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FUCK.. I'm falling back into these damn memes again
17 years ago
I'm waiting for the day I feel a natural emotion.
At least its better than heroin
Stolen from
kinkycoyote
He's awesome ;D
Level 1
(X) Smoked A Cigarette
(x) Smoked A Cigar (I smoke slim cigars because I'm a fag.. and they come in cherry <3)
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex (Never meant it though. I was dared to and given 5 bucks... I would really like to mean it at least once though >.>)
SO FAR: 3
Level 2
( ) Are / Been In Love (I fucking hate being alone)
(X) Dumped someone (I had a girlfriend. I broke up with her... 2 months after joining this site. We'd been together 9 months. 3 months after that I told her I was gay. She wasn't surprised)
(X) Been In A Fist Fight (I'm a violent, emotional, angry person.)
SO FAR: 5
Level 3
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person (Yeah, I've only had two crushes on people that were younger than me. ANd I've had sooo many crushes)
(x) Skipped Class (Both in K-12, back when I stopped caring and was debating suicide once again. I've done it lots, I skipped religion class for an entire semester, damn catholic school)
(... 0.5?) Slept With A Co-worker (we shared a bed? I'm still a virgin)
( ) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 7
Level 4
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Furaffinity Friends
( ) Been To Paris (I want to sooo bad though)
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
( ) Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 9
Level 5
(x) Eaten Sushi (I didn't like it, I really really really hate seafood)
(x) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone Through Internet
(x) Been in a Mosh Pit (I mostly go to jazz concerts, so theres no mosh pits. I went to a Walls of Jehrico concert once, and was at the edge of the pit and almost got kicked in the face, and my first time actually in the pit was at Warped during the Horrorpops. There was a guy that I totally wanted to do in there)
SO FAR: 13
Level 6
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers (Thats how my drug abuse started. I was in constant pain because of a tumor I had in my leg. I got it removed when I was 12. I still took the pills)
(X) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have (This is the story of my life. Sometimes I wonder If I'm meant just to be alone for eternity)
(X) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By (You'd be surprised at how many things look like penis.)
(X) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 17
Level 7
( ) Had A Tea Party (I like tea, but my tremors are way to bad to drink it. One of the musicians I love has a video of herself fully dressed in a bathtub having a tea party singing poetry about ending her life)
(X) Flown A Kite
(X) Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone mudding (What the hell is mudding?)
(X) Played Dress Up (Still do, me and my friends wear each others clothes all the time.)
SO FAR: 20
Level 8
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(X) Gone Sledding
(X) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School (Almost everyday. I have a hard time falling asleep)
SO far: 25
Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
(X) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake (I love snakes!)
SO FAR: 27
Level 11
(x) Been Tickled (I react violently/hilariously I believe)
(X) Been Robbed / Vandalized
( ) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood (I have a hard time understanding myself, so I bet most people don't understand me either)
SO FAR: 21
Level 12
( ) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School (really, I was a good kid. I just... expected I was going to die by the time I was 17 so I decided "Fuck The World")
(X) Had Detention (once for skipping class, the other for telling my religion teacher to fuck off I don't give a shit about any of this)
( ) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 22
Level 13
(X) Had / Have Braces
(X) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night (with a girl that had a crush on me)
(X) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR : 23
Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look (I still do. I think I'm ugly as hell)
(X) Witnessed A Crime (XD)
(X) Pole Danced (not seriously, but out of boredom)
(x) Questioned Your Heart
( ) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 27
Level 15
(X) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud (even worse: I lost my sandals in muskeg)
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean (The Caribbean is very nice)
( ) Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 27
Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep (I do it all the time. Loneliness gets to me)
(X) Played Cops And Robbers
(X) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke (Rock band counts in my mind... LAst time I did it, I was wasted, rolling around on the floor singing the beastie boys and Ok Go
(X) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
SO FAR: 32
Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't (drugs)
(X) Made Prank Phone Calls
( ) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(X) Kissed In The Rain (said girlfriend)
SO FAR: 35
Level 18
(X) Written A Letter To Santa Claus (I CANT BELIEVE THEY LIED TO ME LIKE THAT)
(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(X) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere (Parking lot)
SO FAR: 39
Level 19
( ) Crashed A Party (I've never been to a party)
(x) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
( ) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
SO FAR: 40
Level 20
( ) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
(X) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
(X) Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 42
Level 21
(X) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes (I live in somewhat-Northern-Canada, its kinda hard to not have that happen at least once)
( ) Kicked A Fish (... What?)
(X) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes (I cross dressed as a woman for a friends photoshoot. I looked like a hairy russian woman.)
( ) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars
SO FAR: 44
Level 22
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs (I was going to be the screamer for a funk-screamo band)
( ) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
( ) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about
SO FAR: 46
Level 23
( ) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(X) Had/Been In A Tree House
(X) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone (When I was a wee lad)
SO FAR: 49
Level 24
(X) Believed In Ghosts
(X) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes (not at the same time, But I go through shoes quickly, especially when I skateboarded)
( ) Gone Streaking
( ) Visited Jail
SO FAR: 51
Level 25
( ) Played Chinese Chicken
( ) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(X) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger (people are strange)
( ) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused (depends on what it is.)
SO FAR: 53
Level 26
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
( ) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
( ) Cried So Hard You Laughed (I've cried hard enough to hyperventilate though)
SO FAR: 54
Level 27
(X) Mooned/Flashed Someone (Accidentally)
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
( ) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name (I forgot one of my close friends names. I'm bad with remembering things)
( ) French Braided Someones Hair
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
SO FAR: 57
Level 28
( ) Rode A Roller Coaster
(x) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling (its fun)
( ) Had A Cavity
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
( ) Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 58
Level 29
(x) Been Used
( ) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone
SO FAR: 61
Level 30
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain
( ) Flattened someones tires
(x) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
(x) Got five dollars or less worth of gas (thats impossible now with the price of gas though)
TOTAL: 63
Wow... 63
Stolen from
kinkycoyoteHe's awesome ;D
Level 1
(X) Smoked A Cigarette
(x) Smoked A Cigar (I smoke slim cigars because I'm a fag.. and they come in cherry <3)
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex (Never meant it though. I was dared to and given 5 bucks... I would really like to mean it at least once though >.>)
SO FAR: 3
Level 2
( ) Are / Been In Love (I fucking hate being alone)
(X) Dumped someone (I had a girlfriend. I broke up with her... 2 months after joining this site. We'd been together 9 months. 3 months after that I told her I was gay. She wasn't surprised)
(X) Been In A Fist Fight (I'm a violent, emotional, angry person.)
SO FAR: 5
Level 3
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person (Yeah, I've only had two crushes on people that were younger than me. ANd I've had sooo many crushes)
(x) Skipped Class (Both in K-12, back when I stopped caring and was debating suicide once again. I've done it lots, I skipped religion class for an entire semester, damn catholic school)
(... 0.5?) Slept With A Co-worker (we shared a bed? I'm still a virgin)
( ) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 7
Level 4
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Furaffinity Friends
( ) Been To Paris (I want to sooo bad though)
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
( ) Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 9
Level 5
(x) Eaten Sushi (I didn't like it, I really really really hate seafood)
(x) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone Through Internet
(x) Been in a Mosh Pit (I mostly go to jazz concerts, so theres no mosh pits. I went to a Walls of Jehrico concert once, and was at the edge of the pit and almost got kicked in the face, and my first time actually in the pit was at Warped during the Horrorpops. There was a guy that I totally wanted to do in there)
SO FAR: 13
Level 6
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers (Thats how my drug abuse started. I was in constant pain because of a tumor I had in my leg. I got it removed when I was 12. I still took the pills)
(X) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have (This is the story of my life. Sometimes I wonder If I'm meant just to be alone for eternity)
(X) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By (You'd be surprised at how many things look like penis.)
(X) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 17
Level 7
( ) Had A Tea Party (I like tea, but my tremors are way to bad to drink it. One of the musicians I love has a video of herself fully dressed in a bathtub having a tea party singing poetry about ending her life)
(X) Flown A Kite
(X) Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone mudding (What the hell is mudding?)
(X) Played Dress Up (Still do, me and my friends wear each others clothes all the time.)
SO FAR: 20
Level 8
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(X) Gone Sledding
(X) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School (Almost everyday. I have a hard time falling asleep)
SO far: 25
Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
(X) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake (I love snakes!)
SO FAR: 27
Level 11
(x) Been Tickled (I react violently/hilariously I believe)
(X) Been Robbed / Vandalized
( ) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood (I have a hard time understanding myself, so I bet most people don't understand me either)
SO FAR: 21
Level 12
( ) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School (really, I was a good kid. I just... expected I was going to die by the time I was 17 so I decided "Fuck The World")
(X) Had Detention (once for skipping class, the other for telling my religion teacher to fuck off I don't give a shit about any of this)
( ) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 22
Level 13
(X) Had / Have Braces
(X) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night (with a girl that had a crush on me)
(X) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR : 23
Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look (I still do. I think I'm ugly as hell)
(X) Witnessed A Crime (XD)
(X) Pole Danced (not seriously, but out of boredom)
(x) Questioned Your Heart
( ) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 27
Level 15
(X) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud (even worse: I lost my sandals in muskeg)
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean (The Caribbean is very nice)
( ) Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 27
Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep (I do it all the time. Loneliness gets to me)
(X) Played Cops And Robbers
(X) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke (Rock band counts in my mind... LAst time I did it, I was wasted, rolling around on the floor singing the beastie boys and Ok Go
(X) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
SO FAR: 32
Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't (drugs)
(X) Made Prank Phone Calls
( ) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(X) Kissed In The Rain (said girlfriend)
SO FAR: 35
Level 18
(X) Written A Letter To Santa Claus (I CANT BELIEVE THEY LIED TO ME LIKE THAT)
(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(X) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere (Parking lot)
SO FAR: 39
Level 19
( ) Crashed A Party (I've never been to a party)
(x) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
( ) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
SO FAR: 40
Level 20
( ) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
(X) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
(X) Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 42
Level 21
(X) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes (I live in somewhat-Northern-Canada, its kinda hard to not have that happen at least once)
( ) Kicked A Fish (... What?)
(X) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes (I cross dressed as a woman for a friends photoshoot. I looked like a hairy russian woman.)
( ) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars
SO FAR: 44
Level 22
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs (I was going to be the screamer for a funk-screamo band)
( ) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
( ) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about
SO FAR: 46
Level 23
( ) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(X) Had/Been In A Tree House
(X) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone (When I was a wee lad)
SO FAR: 49
Level 24
(X) Believed In Ghosts
(X) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes (not at the same time, But I go through shoes quickly, especially when I skateboarded)
( ) Gone Streaking
( ) Visited Jail
SO FAR: 51
Level 25
( ) Played Chinese Chicken
( ) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(X) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger (people are strange)
( ) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused (depends on what it is.)
SO FAR: 53
Level 26
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
( ) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
( ) Cried So Hard You Laughed (I've cried hard enough to hyperventilate though)
SO FAR: 54
Level 27
(X) Mooned/Flashed Someone (Accidentally)
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
( ) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name (I forgot one of my close friends names. I'm bad with remembering things)
( ) French Braided Someones Hair
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
SO FAR: 57
Level 28
( ) Rode A Roller Coaster
(x) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling (its fun)
( ) Had A Cavity
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
( ) Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 58
Level 29
(x) Been Used
( ) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone
SO FAR: 61
Level 30
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain
( ) Flattened someones tires
(x) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
(x) Got five dollars or less worth of gas (thats impossible now with the price of gas though)
TOTAL: 63
Wow... 63
Beastie Boys...Hmmm...I approve *tents fingers thoughtfully*
>(x) Eaten Sushi (I didn't like it, I really really really hate seafood)
HEATHEN!
(x) Been in a Mosh Pit (I mostly go to jazz concerts, so theres no mosh pits.
That's friggin' hysterical! I'd LOVE to see a mosh pit at a Jazz concert!!! "I lost my front teeth at a Steve Swallow concert last night..."
Love you,
KC
I really don't like seafood.... ... ever since I was a wee lad. I told my sister that because she couldn't eat it (she was allergic) I wouldn't either. She was 17 I was 4.
And actually, there was a jazz-breakcore fusion band that played at a club. I wanted to see them so bad. There might have been a slight pit there.
Love you too,
The guy was just like "dude... I want to start a fuck screamo band" to which I replied/screamed at him "I'M IN"
I'm not good at it XD
But not many people are in my city.