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12 years ago
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Saw it at 
's. Gotta steal it.
BRITISH
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[] You know what a brolly is. (dafuq?)
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life. (idgaf about it D: )
[] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and chips are yummy. (oh boy...oh boy!)
[] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. (no one can.)
[] You dislike Emos almost as much as you dislike Chavs. (what's a chav?)
[x] It's football.... Not soccer. (NEVER soccer, I never heard that word before USA 94 world cup <.<)
Total = 4/9 >_>
AUSTRALIAN
[] You wear flip-flops all year. (Espacially in Winter with 30cm snow over night. lol nope.)
[] You call flip-flops "thongs" not flip-flops. (thongs is flip flops for your ding dong.....)
[x] You love a backyard barbie. (I heard it's something like barbeque so...yes.)
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll. (as I said above)
[] You love the beach. (No I always get burned there. f*cking vampires, dude....)
[] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[] You're a sports fanatic. ( D: )
[] You are tanned.
[] You're a bit of a bogan.
Total = 2/9
ITALIAN
[] Your last name ends in a vowel. (Nope it's "r")
[] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes. (They kinda taste german when I make them [oh rly?] but I think IT IS the REAL taste of'em! 8C)
[] You know Italian songs.
[] You have dark hair and dark eye color. (I'm balt)
[] You speak some Italian. (does "pizza" count?)
[] You are under 5'10''
[] Pizza/spaghetti is the best foods in the world.
[x] You talk with your hands. (....and I alwys spill a drink when one is nearby :/)
Total = 2/9 (I see...I'm not the southern type)
SPANISH
[] You say 'member' instead of remember.
[] You speak Spanish or some. (I had it in school for a short time but I hardly remember anything)
[] You like tacos. ( I never tasted one ;_; )
[] YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr (only when I'm drunk. And then it's worse.)
[] You are dark skinned. (....vampire. No really. I look like Edward. A huge, balt, way more manly Edward. I hate Twilight)
[] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally. (Eyup...)
[] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[] You know what platanos are.
Total = 1/9 (...not the southern type.)
RUSSIAN
[] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[x] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house.
[] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha. (1 at least. Haven't seen her for years. I think she's dead. [or maybe only moved idk])
[x] You don't get cold easily. (natural wool pullover :I )
[] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[] You can speak some Russian. (dawai, dawai. Vodka. I bet I spelled it wrong.)
[] You love listening to techno.
Total = 4/9 (here we go ~)
POLISH
[x] Your parents let you drink. (I'm 22, the hell they do Oo)
[] You know what a pizda is.
[] You have Pierogi at least once a week. (aren't that potatoes? not sure. No, anyway.)
[] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if you're Polish.
[] People randomly call you their best friend.
[] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[x] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup (lol of course I did. The whole f*cking world did. Except the americans lol)
Total = 2/7 (And I don't steal your car, bro. promised. Maybe.)
IRISH
[] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper. (8C)
[] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with ay, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[x] You have blue or green eyes. blue it is. They are. Well u know what I mean.)
[x] You like the colour green. (Well yeah it's kinda pwetty)
[] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[] You have a family member from Ireland.
[] You have/had red hair.
[] You have/had freckles.
Total = 3/9 (At least I like Ire a lot. It's pwetty.)
ASIAN
[] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot. (And Sushi...)
[] You are good at math. (Nooooope. Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope)
[] You have played the piano.
[] You have family from Asia
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth. (really, really sometimes.)
[] Most people think you're Chinese
[] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[] You go to Baulko.
Total = 2/9 (Shing shang hao lan! Or whatever.)
GERMAN
[x] You like bread. (The nazis ate bread. Let's forbid bread!)
[x] You think American Chocolate is good. (almost as good as swiss chocolate)
[x] You speak some German. (Well I AM german)
[x] You know what Schnitzel is. (It's like...the best food on the world. With sauce and mushrooms. And Onions. Oh Junge.)
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi. (And they do it very ofte. A german. Who likes militaria. And is balt. Eyup. q_q)
[x] You went to Pre-school. (Kindergarden.)
[] You're under 5'4". (I'm 1,80m meters dunno how much feet it is)
[x] You have been to Germany
Total = 8/9 (DER SCHNITZEL MIT SAUERKRAUTEN! ACHTUNG ACHTUNG!)
CANADIAN
[x] You like to ride 4 wheelers. (like a car? Yes?
[] You love beer.
[x] You say eh. ( Eyup. Eh. :I)
[] You know what poutine is. (Isn't he russian president or something?)
[x] You speak some French. (Had it in school ~)
[] You love Tim Horton's. (Horton hears a who?)
[] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[] You watch(ed) Degrassi.
Total = 3/9
FRENCH
[x] You like French toast. (hell yeah)
[x] You love wine. (hell yeah mon dieau!)
[x] You speak a little or are fluent in French. (something between that xD)
[x] You have eaten a snail. (I'll never do it again)
[] You like fashion.
[x] You have been to France. (Germans like to be in France.....:x)
[] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew. (Atheist)
Total = 5/9 (...merde...)
( NORTH >=3 ) AMERICAN
[x] You like fast food. (q.q)
[] You call football football and soccer soccer... (idgaf)
[] You can trace your ancestery back to Ellis Island...
[] You watch way too much TV
[] You are obsessed with the royal wedding
[] You have a dog
[] You have a cushy job
[] You were sad when Steve Jobs died (no, but it sure was a loss for medial science and stuff)
Total = 1/9 (long live the queen! Oh wait...that was the other united thingy)
NORWEGIAN
[x] You know what lefse is. (And they're yummy c: )
[] You can speak some Norwegian. (sadly, no even though I lived there in my youngest childhood (1-2 years old) and still have family there. Just some very very little words))
[x] You love trolls. (they're kinda lovely if you get to know them)
[x] You know what lutefisk is. (had it for christmas once. Wasn't bad and fits to aquavit!)
[] You have been whale hunting/seeing. (well I saw some whales but didn't hunt them or espacially made a trip for seeing them)
[x] Food made with potatoes and flour rule. (nom)
[x] Fish is a huge part of your diet. (I adore fish)
[x]You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair. (blue eyes and actually blonde hair...even though I still am balt xD)
[x] You know how to fish or have fished before.
Total = 7/9 (veldig bra!)
BELGIAN
[] You grow some small vegetables in the yard. (I would if I would be allowed to u.u)
[x] You like french fries.
[x] You think Belgian chocolate rules. (every chocolate but german one rules!)
[] You know that the official best beer in the world is Belgian.
[] You speak both Dutch and French.
[x] You like Belgian waffles.
[] You call a pub or bar a café.
[] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks. (idgaf)
[x] You drive/own a French or German car. (Opel Astra special edition)
[x] You have a lot of comments on your government. (Merkel looks like prince ironheart lol)
Total = 5/9 woohoo....
DUTCH
[] You like the color orange.
[] You are a football enthusiast. (iiiiiiiiidgaaaaaaaaf)
[] You often go to 'coffee shops'. (I would if I could...:x)
[x] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'. (C: )
[] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] You have a cheerful nature.
[x] You like the sea.
[] You are good at building handiwork projects.
[] You tend to favour the megalomania.
Total = 3/9 Flatlands
ARAB
[] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english". (dafuq?)
[] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian
[] You beckon at things with your forehead or eyes.
[x] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food. (It's in harsh concurence with Schnitzel)
[] You are tanned.
[] You have black hair.
[] Your last name starts with (It's bin. And as I said it ends with "r". My name is Bin Lader. Not.)
[x] You like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes. (I at least like to be in the middle of attention)
[] You dislike reading.
Total = 2/9 I'm not making an arab joke here. Don't fuck with arabs. (or their wives. Taht would be a rather bad idea, pal))
RESUME:
British 4/9
Australian 2/9
Italian 2/9
Spanish 1/9
Russian 4/9
Polish 2/7
Irish 3/9
Asian 2/9
German 8/9 (What a surprise :P)
Canadian 3/9
French 5/9
North American 1/9
Norwegian 7/9 (<3)
Belgian 5/9
Dutch 3/9
Arab 2/9
Hier geht ihr.
's. Gotta steal it.BRITISH
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[] You know what a brolly is. (dafuq?)
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life. (idgaf about it D: )
[] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and chips are yummy. (oh boy...oh boy!)
[] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. (no one can.)
[] You dislike Emos almost as much as you dislike Chavs. (what's a chav?)
[x] It's football.... Not soccer. (NEVER soccer, I never heard that word before USA 94 world cup <.<)
Total = 4/9 >_>
AUSTRALIAN
[] You wear flip-flops all year. (Espacially in Winter with 30cm snow over night. lol nope.)
[] You call flip-flops "thongs" not flip-flops. (thongs is flip flops for your ding dong.....)
[x] You love a backyard barbie. (I heard it's something like barbeque so...yes.)
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll. (as I said above)
[] You love the beach. (No I always get burned there. f*cking vampires, dude....)
[] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[] You're a sports fanatic. ( D: )
[] You are tanned.
[] You're a bit of a bogan.
Total = 2/9
ITALIAN
[] Your last name ends in a vowel. (Nope it's "r")
[] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes. (They kinda taste german when I make them [oh rly?] but I think IT IS the REAL taste of'em! 8C)
[] You know Italian songs.
[] You have dark hair and dark eye color. (I'm balt)
[] You speak some Italian. (does "pizza" count?)
[] You are under 5'10''
[] Pizza/spaghetti is the best foods in the world.
[x] You talk with your hands. (....and I alwys spill a drink when one is nearby :/)
Total = 2/9 (I see...I'm not the southern type)
SPANISH
[] You say 'member' instead of remember.
[] You speak Spanish or some. (I had it in school for a short time but I hardly remember anything)
[] You like tacos. ( I never tasted one ;_; )
[] YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr (only when I'm drunk. And then it's worse.)
[] You are dark skinned. (....vampire. No really. I look like Edward. A huge, balt, way more manly Edward. I hate Twilight)
[] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally. (Eyup...)
[] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[] You know what platanos are.
Total = 1/9 (...not the southern type.)
RUSSIAN
[] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[x] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house.
[] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha. (1 at least. Haven't seen her for years. I think she's dead. [or maybe only moved idk])
[x] You don't get cold easily. (natural wool pullover :I )
[] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[] You can speak some Russian. (dawai, dawai. Vodka. I bet I spelled it wrong.)
[] You love listening to techno.
Total = 4/9 (here we go ~)
POLISH
[x] Your parents let you drink. (I'm 22, the hell they do Oo)
[] You know what a pizda is.
[] You have Pierogi at least once a week. (aren't that potatoes? not sure. No, anyway.)
[] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if you're Polish.
[] People randomly call you their best friend.
[] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[x] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup (lol of course I did. The whole f*cking world did. Except the americans lol)
Total = 2/7 (And I don't steal your car, bro. promised. Maybe.)
IRISH
[] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper. (8C)
[] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with ay, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[x] You have blue or green eyes. blue it is. They are. Well u know what I mean.)
[x] You like the colour green. (Well yeah it's kinda pwetty)
[] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[] You have a family member from Ireland.
[] You have/had red hair.
[] You have/had freckles.
Total = 3/9 (At least I like Ire a lot. It's pwetty.)
ASIAN
[] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot. (And Sushi...)
[] You are good at math. (Nooooope. Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope)
[] You have played the piano.
[] You have family from Asia
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth. (really, really sometimes.)
[] Most people think you're Chinese
[] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[] You go to Baulko.
Total = 2/9 (Shing shang hao lan! Or whatever.)
GERMAN
[x] You like bread. (The nazis ate bread. Let's forbid bread!)
[x] You think American Chocolate is good. (almost as good as swiss chocolate)
[x] You speak some German. (Well I AM german)
[x] You know what Schnitzel is. (It's like...the best food on the world. With sauce and mushrooms. And Onions. Oh Junge.)
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi. (And they do it very ofte. A german. Who likes militaria. And is balt. Eyup. q_q)
[x] You went to Pre-school. (Kindergarden.)
[] You're under 5'4". (I'm 1,80m meters dunno how much feet it is)
[x] You have been to Germany
Total = 8/9 (DER SCHNITZEL MIT SAUERKRAUTEN! ACHTUNG ACHTUNG!)
CANADIAN
[x] You like to ride 4 wheelers. (like a car? Yes?
[] You love beer.
[x] You say eh. ( Eyup. Eh. :I)
[] You know what poutine is. (Isn't he russian president or something?)
[x] You speak some French. (Had it in school ~)
[] You love Tim Horton's. (Horton hears a who?)
[] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[] You watch(ed) Degrassi.
Total = 3/9
FRENCH
[x] You like French toast. (hell yeah)
[x] You love wine. (
[x] You speak a little or are fluent in French. (something between that xD)
[x] You have eaten a snail. (I'll never do it again)
[] You like fashion.
[x] You have been to France. (Germans like to be in France.....:x)
[] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew. (Atheist)
Total = 5/9 (...merde...)
( NORTH >=3 ) AMERICAN
[x] You like fast food. (q.q)
[] You call football football and soccer soccer... (idgaf)
[] You can trace your ancestery back to Ellis Island...
[] You watch way too much TV
[] You are obsessed with the royal wedding
[] You have a dog
[] You have a cushy job
[] You were sad when Steve Jobs died (no, but it sure was a loss for medial science and stuff)
Total = 1/9 (long live the queen! Oh wait...that was the other united thingy)
NORWEGIAN
[x] You know what lefse is. (And they're yummy c: )
[] You can speak some Norwegian. (sadly, no even though I lived there in my youngest childhood (1-2 years old) and still have family there. Just some very very little words))
[x] You love trolls. (they're kinda lovely if you get to know them)
[x] You know what lutefisk is. (had it for christmas once. Wasn't bad and fits to aquavit!)
[] You have been whale hunting/seeing. (well I saw some whales but didn't hunt them or espacially made a trip for seeing them)
[x] Food made with potatoes and flour rule. (nom)
[x] Fish is a huge part of your diet. (I adore fish)
[x]You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair. (blue eyes and actually blonde hair...even though I still am balt xD)
[x] You know how to fish or have fished before.
Total = 7/9 (veldig bra!)
BELGIAN
[] You grow some small vegetables in the yard. (I would if I would be allowed to u.u)
[x] You like french fries.
[x] You think Belgian chocolate rules. (every chocolate but german one rules!)
[] You know that the official best beer in the world is Belgian.
[] You speak both Dutch and French.
[x] You like Belgian waffles.
[] You call a pub or bar a café.
[] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks. (idgaf)
[x] You drive/own a French or German car. (Opel Astra special edition)
[x] You have a lot of comments on your government. (Merkel looks like prince ironheart lol)
Total = 5/9 woohoo....
DUTCH
[] You like the color orange.
[] You are a football enthusiast. (iiiiiiiiidgaaaaaaaaf)
[] You often go to 'coffee shops'. (I would if I could...:x)
[x] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'. (C: )
[] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] You have a cheerful nature.
[x] You like the sea.
[] You are good at building handiwork projects.
[] You tend to favour the megalomania.
Total = 3/9 Flatlands
ARAB
[] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english". (dafuq?)
[] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian
[] You beckon at things with your forehead or eyes.
[x] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food. (It's in harsh concurence with Schnitzel)
[] You are tanned.
[] You have black hair.
[] Your last name starts with (It's bin. And as I said it ends with "r". My name is Bin Lader. Not.)
[x] You like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes. (I at least like to be in the middle of attention)
[] You dislike reading.
Total = 2/9 I'm not making an arab joke here. Don't fuck with arabs. (or their wives. Taht would be a rather bad idea, pal))
RESUME:
British 4/9
Australian 2/9
Italian 2/9
Spanish 1/9
Russian 4/9
Polish 2/7
Irish 3/9
Asian 2/9
German 8/9 (What a surprise :P)
Canadian 3/9
French 5/9
North American 1/9
Norwegian 7/9 (<3)
Belgian 5/9
Dutch 3/9
Arab 2/9
Hier geht ihr.
Viki
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