A friend of a friend has been over from New York visiting, and i've been meeting him every night for the past 4 days. And this guy is fuckin' awesome.

Smurf_eater. Is by no means perfect. He's American, bless his cotton socks, but in all the time that i've known him. *Accumulativley 40 hours.* He's been nothing but bitchin'.

Which leads me onto the story that I actually came to write.

I have recently passed my drivers test, so I can legally drive now, awesome, right?

I go out, with the car, staying stone sober because of my past experiences with drink driving. *Bad move, don't do it.*

Now, they're getting fucked, off, their, tits. Unable to move, or walk pretty much, we're in a bar close to where I live that i've not been to before.

They can't remember where they are.

Then the strippers come. :3

My my, what a night.

Ciao!

~Failure.