Site Slowdowns + Notes Re-Enabled
13 years ago
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We are continuing to investigate slowdowns currently causing site performance issues. We thank you for your patience while we investigate the issues.
In addition, we have disabled notes are temporarily while we troubleshoot and try to narrow down the problem. We understand that this is an untenable outcome, and are going to limit the time while the system is offline so we can test potential causes of the lag.
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Thanks for making my day!
My world collapses...
That said, i've only been here about a month so i assumed that FA has been this slow since its conception. I am to believe there has been a time where this site was fast and responsive?!
I cannot reach the controls!
*falls down*
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The kids love this thing.
Hello my darling,
Hello my rag-time gal!
Anyone for sacramental wine?
This conversation, I like it.
ANOTHER!
"But they told me it was Igor."
"Well they were wrong now, weren't they?"
Like the matrix.
Hopefully notes are back up soon!
Despite how good that sounds.
Nice to see you, by the way. Hope you've been well!
The below piece of code has fixed all deadlocks for me, feel free to adapt it how ever you like to your adapter if you can bring you self to accept help.
$errorCode = 0;
$retry = 20;
while($retry--==0){
$query->execute();
if(($errorCode = $query->errorCode())==40001){
usleep(50);
}else{
break;
}
}
while($retry--!=0){
Win-win!
See? this thing. :D http://fl3xxxible.deviantart.com/ar.....ager-172687430
Nuuuuuu NOT MAH NOTES!!!
Now I cant talk to my friends
AHHHH!!!
LOL XD
hope you guys can get this thing figured out soon.
Is it possible someone is DDOS-ing the site repeatedly? I know people have done that before.
Sorry, forgot to add in my point where I wonder. My "point of wondering." My...oh whatever. XP
BANNED FOR NOT BEING DRAMATIC ENOUGH OR POSTING ENOUGH PORN
BANNED FOR BEING ANTI PORN
BANNED FOR BEING BANNED FOR BEING HIMSELF AND HAVING AN OPINION
BANNED FOR BEING BANNED AND EATING ALL THE JELLY BEANS AND THE SEVEN HOGWARDS SNUFFLEPUFFS AND FOR EATING FENDERS LEFT ICE CREAM BLOB
BANNED FOR THINE HOLY EATING OF THE PENGUIN SNACK FOODS AND ZEBRA CAKES
BANNED FOR BEING A MEMBER OF THE DARK BROTHER HOOD
BANNED FOR EATING ALL THE COOKIES IN THE COOKIE JAR
BANNED FOR ABC, 123, BABY YOU AND ME
BANNED FOR TERRIBLE SONG REFERNCES ^
BANNED FOR BEING IN THE KITCHEN WITH DINA
BANNED FOR "TO THE MOON ALICE"
PROMOTED TO ADMIN FOR GIVING DRAGONEER ASS TO MOUTH
PROMOTED TO ADMIN FOR TAKING ONE COMPUTER SCIENCE CLASS
BANNED FOR HAVING AN ARROW IN THE KNEE
BANNED FOR RUNNING OUT OF BUBBLE GUM
BANNED FOR BEING DRINK, DRANK, DRUNK
BANNED FOR BEING STREETS BEHIND
BANNED FOR DIVIDING BY ZERO
BANNED FOR TALKING ABOUT FIGHT CLUB
BANNED FOR NOT BEING SPARTICUS
THIS IS NOT A BAN, ITS A SANDWICH
BANNED FOR THIS....................IS......................SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BANNED FOR NO THIS IS PATRICK!
BANNED FOR LYING ABOUT THE CAKE
PROMOTED TO ADMIN FOR GIVING DRAGONEER THE GOAT
BANNED FOR FINDING ROSEBUD
BANNED FOR LIKING FRED DURST
BANNED FOR DOING ALL FOR THE NOOKIE
XD Sorry I had to say that.
are caps necessary, and the excessive spacing? jesus H dude
BANNED FOR RUN BITCH, RUUUUN
BANNED FOR SITTIN ON THA TOILET
BANNED FOR NOT BEING IN THE MIDDLE OF SOME CALIBRATIONS
BANNED FOR KILLING DUMBLEDORE
BANNED FOR RELEASING THE KRAKEN
BANNED FOR DIABEETUS
BANNED FOR INVENTING COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS
BANNED FOR WALKING THE DINOSAUR
BANNED FOR YOLOSWAG
BANNED FOR ZERG RUSH KEKEKE
BANNED FOR INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR
BANNED FOR ASSUMING CONTROL
BANNED FOR ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
BANNED FOR OVER 9000 "BANNED FOR..."
But as long as you guys get this figured out I won't complain.
YOU caused the site lag!
KAIITAAL THE LAG-BRINGER!
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/...../#cid:31607934 <-- My Comment.
(being spammed with inputs from several sources to disrupt and block the consumer/Customer)
the site is not being dos'ed. The code is just that bad
Heh, I nether knew FA was so poorly coded. They'll probably fix it in the meantime, but for now, we wait...
I would point out that this information was taken from the FA page on wikifur (Which also seems to be down).
but you do have to remember that the site was poorly coded from the get-go and is continually patched with plasters and sticky tape to keep it running.
Now i'm not being negative and saying that the entire site is rubbish, I'm just saying I can understand peoples frustration with slow loads and broken features, etc..
I don't have any issue with them running the site, or think that it's just poorly done, but it does seem to be a bit... "primitive" as far as site fixes. But it's pretty understandable, really. I mean, I can only imagine the messages (AKA complaints) they must get when the site is down. Plus they may lose some users/members/visitors by being notorious for going down somewhat often and for longer periods of time. In my opinion, they should look for when the site is least active and do what they can there. But then again, I've never created/maintained a website.
and just when I finally decide to work on being more active here, dammit.
/sarcasm
HI
just now i cant get to my commission info v.v;
All kidding aside, I wish you guys all the luck in the world trying to track down the problem, it seems like you're going to need it!
site actually seems to be running fast right now
Clean out your notes people! God I keep my notes up to date and par al the time (though I primarily use email)
Wish you luck fixing it! I'm glad the site is partially online rather then offline completely!
But it bugs me that it take 5 to 10 minutes to load a page. :/ Specially when it comes to the notes :/ Which takes the longest to load and pop up.
I hope you can get these issues fixed. :I
Huh... I never even noticed.
As for the problem?
Insert more DDR0 RAM into the disk drive, then puree three boiled eggs and mash the resulting paste into the fan vent. This will overclock your internet tubes and boost your load times.
But you know it wouldn't surprise me if all these isues are DDOS attacks.
Sorry, I had to put in my two-cents for all the people who are all upset over something silly
//runs away
It's a free site, guys. Everybody's working hard to get things fixed and they don't need a bunch of unappreciative jerks making rude comments.
When you sign up for a free service, you gotta take the good with the bad.
No.
Just because something is free doesn't mean we should be glad with it being shit.
scheduled shutdowns lasting for hours
design from early 00's
horrid admin staff
Yeah this place definitely isn't shit.
I personally love the site and have the patience to put up with the things that go wrong.
Free services always have some kind of income. Free services don't exist just because somebody is nice. Well, some do, but even those have an income of "I feel better for being nice".
If you sign up for a free service and it sucks, you stop using it, right? So what about at the extremes?
- Where's all the art? The artists left because they didn't like it. Well, too bad for those artists, but it doesn't affect everybody else, right? Not like users care if there is one art upload a week.
- Where're all the page views and happy comments and commissions? The users left because they didn't like it. Too bad for those users, who are enjoying art somewhere else, but it doesn't affect other people. The remaining artists don't actually care if anybody sees their work and likes it. Sure it would be seen by just as many people if it was put on a Gopher address at an EDU, but that's okay.
It's a balance. With a free service, all one can do is complain or stop using it. Free does not mean "Built like shit and you have to accept it". Free means you cannot voice your upsetness with a lack of your money. So you can only voice your complaints with your departure - which means the providers of said service have NO idea what to fix if they want to keep you around - or your voice, which means they do know.
So yes, everybody has both the RIGHT and indeed, nearly the responsibility to complain. The service provider just needs to take into account what the complaint is, whether it has merit, and whether it can and will be addressed without having other negative impacts (such as upsetting more people, costing money they don't have, etc.)
Honestly, having run free things and still doing so, I much prefer people to let me know why they are unhappy when they are so I can take action on it when it's warranted.
Compared to their performance the last month or so, the speed here is positively blinding.
It's all relative.........
Based on what has been previously mentioned, it's a database issue and as such anything linked to it is generating a greater load time(aka, lag).
I'll just keep browsing this site that is still mostly working and enjoy what i can. you know. for free.
Admins. Keep. Being. Awesome.
*back to porn surfing*
The font is actually sans-serif, not Ariel - your system settings for, well, sans-serif fonts would dictate which actual font will be used.
We've gotten a report that many distributions don't bundle the MS Verdana font and were suggested to use that.
Is there any problem?
Also yes, I am a linux user.
FA is running slower than ever for me, and my shit-tastic connection made it slow to begin with!
It's taking 2-3 minutes to load any page on FA.
And it usually takes less than a second for me
Then I could power flux in the fur compacitator with the yummy goodness of the bluerionic muffininess, but we still gotta cross the chocolates!
After we do that, we should defeat the monkeyman and save the 9th dimension by collecting the 7 chaos emeralds, the 6 elements of harmony, the 6 golden coins, and then pull the master sword from it's pedestal and become the hero of time.
Then and only then can we conquer the enemy, lag...
and restore peace to the entire galaxy, far far away.
Not to mention fix FA, too~
~CD
Many SQL applications use fields: such as:
Name; Social Security; Address; Bank Account; Credit card; etc.
No one would ever think of writing a SQL - Virus/Data Miner;
Would they?
I'm not sure if this is a glitch or a feature, but if it is a feature, please allow us to turn them back on. ><
Thank you sir!