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13 years ago
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"Everybody, shake your body, lift your hands, stop frontin', you're just a puppet" -Puppet, Thousand Foot Krutch Stolen from 
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BRITISH
[] You drink a lot of tea.
[]You know what a brolly is.
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[] Fish and chips are yummy.
[] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[] You dislike Emos almost as much as you dislike Chavs.
[] It's football.... Not soccer!
Total = 1/9
AUSTRALIAN
[] You wear flip-flops all year.
[] You call flip-flops "thongs" not flip-flops.
[] You love a backyard barbie.
[] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[x] You're a sports fanatic.
[x] You are tanned.
[] You're a bit of a bogan.
Total = 3/9
ITALIAN
[] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[] You know Italian songs.
[] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[x] You speak some Italian.
[] You are under 5'10''
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best foods in the world.
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total = 4/9
SPANISH
[] You say 'member' instead of remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[] YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr
[] You are dark skinned.
[] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[] You know what platanos are.
Total =3/9
RUSSIAN
[] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house.
[x] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[] You don't get cold easily.
[x] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[x] You can speak some Russian.
[x] You love listening to techno.
Total = 6/9
POLISH
[] Your parents let you drink.
[] You know what a pizda is.
[] You have Pierogi at least once a week.
[] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if you're Polish.
[x] People randomly call you their best friend.
[] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup
Total = 1/7
IRISH
[] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper. (Too an extent...)
[x] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with ay, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y. (I'm pretty sure that this is also Scottish.)
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the colour green.
[] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.
[] You have/had red hair.
[] You have/had freckles.
Total = 5/9
ASIAN
[] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[] You have family from Asia
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[] Most people think you're Chinese
[x] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[] You go to Baulko.
Total = 5/9
GERMAN
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think American Chocolate is good.
[x] You speak some German (A lot actually)
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi. (Nazis is a bigotry term used to describe the members of Nazi German dating back in World War II. After the fall of Hitler, Nazis were no more. People just don't allow old wounds to heal)
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[] You're under 5'4".
[] You have been to Germany
Total = 5/8
CANADIAN
[x] You like to ride 4 wheelers.
[] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[x] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French.
[x] You love Tim Horton's.
[] At one point you lived in a farm house. (I never lived in a farmhouse but I'm Canadian, eh!)
[x] You watch(ed) Degrassi. (Does "read" count? This technically has nothing to do with Canada, either than it is a Canadian show. I know many Canadians who don't watch this.)
(This is a little stereotypical. Personally, Canadian is this: you like maple syrup, you like Canadian bacon, you are a hockey fanatic, you are very friendly, you understand that Canadian French is different than French, you like to keep the peace, you cheered when Canada dominated the Winter Olympics Vancouver 2010, you know what "Canuck" means, you know who Wayne Gretzky is, you have heard of Terry Fox Day, you know that the Avro Canada CF-105 Arrow was the most badass fighter jet of all time and would surely been the dominating fighter jet to this day had it not been cancelled in 1959, you say "eh", you like Tim Horton's (the best donut store in the world!), you agree that Canada has some of the best music in the world, you know who The Canadian Tenors are, you recognize that Canada has one of the most effective militaries in the world despite us being peacekeepers, you know what Joint Task Force 2 (JTF2) is, you are very patriotic over your country's history, and you know that Canada is the best country in the world.)
Total = 6/8
FRENCH
[x] You like French toast.
[] You love wine.
[x] You speak a little or are fluent in French.
[] You have eaten a snail.
[x] You like fashion.
[] You have been to France.
[] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew. (I am a Born Again Christian)
Total = 3/7
AMERICAN
[x] You like fast food. (I work at a Fast Food place X3)
[x] You call football football and soccer soccer...
[] You can trace your ancestry back to Ellis Island... (I don't even know what Ellis Island is! X3)
[] You watch way too much TV
[] You are obsessed with the royal wedding
[] You have a dog
[] You have a cushy job (?)
[] You were sad when Steve Jobs died
Total = 2/8
NORWEGIAN
[] You know what lefse is.
[] You can speak some Norwegian.
[] You love trolls.
[] You know what lutefisk is.
[] You have been whale hunting/seeing.
[] Food made with potatoes and flour rule.
[] Fish is a huge part of your diet.
[x]You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair.
[] You know how to fish or have fished before.
Total = 1/9
BELGIAN
[] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] You like french fries.
[x] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[] You know that the official best beer in the world is Belgian.
[] You speak both Dutch and French.
[] You like Belgian waffles.
[] You call a pub or bar a café.
[] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[] You drive/own a French or German car.
[x] You have a lot of comments on your government.
Total = 3/10
DUTCH
[x] You like the colour orange.
[] You are a football enthusiast.
[] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[x] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] You have a cheerful nature.
[x] You like the sea.
[x] You are good at building handiwork projects.
[] You tend to favour the megalomania.
Total = 5/9
ARAB
[] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english".
[] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian
[] You beckon at things with your forehead or eyes.
[] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[] You are tanned.
[] You have black hair.
[] Your last name starts with "Al" or "bin"
[] You like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[] You dislike reading.
Total: 0/9
RESUME:
British 1/9 = 11.1%
Australian 3/9 = 33.3%
Italian 4/9 = 44.4%
Spanish 3/9 = 33.3%
Russian 6/9 = 66.6%
Polish 1/99 = 11.1%
Irish 5/9 = 55.5%
Asian 5/9 = 55.5%
German 5/8 = 62.5%
Canadian 6/8 = 75.0%
French 3/7 = 42.9%
American 2/9 = 22.2%
Norwegian 1/9 = 11.1%
Belgian 3/10 = 30.0%
Dutch 5/9 = 55.5%
Arab 0/9 = 0.0%
So, it appears that I am overall Canadian. That's good to know, eh! But I am also Russian and German. Hmm... I am just a kid who really likes Russia, never thought that I could be considered Russian. Oh well, FOR MOTHER RUSSIA, COMRADES!!! X3 Lol. And I am not even one bit Arab according to this. X3 And Asian somehow... o.o
aerospacerocks840BRITISH
[] You drink a lot of tea.
[]You know what a brolly is.
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[] Fish and chips are yummy.
[] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[] You dislike Emos almost as much as you dislike Chavs.
[] It's football.... Not soccer!
Total = 1/9
AUSTRALIAN
[] You wear flip-flops all year.
[] You call flip-flops "thongs" not flip-flops.
[] You love a backyard barbie.
[] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[x] You're a sports fanatic.
[x] You are tanned.
[] You're a bit of a bogan.
Total = 3/9
ITALIAN
[] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[] You know Italian songs.
[] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[x] You speak some Italian.
[] You are under 5'10''
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best foods in the world.
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total = 4/9
SPANISH
[] You say 'member' instead of remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[] YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr
[] You are dark skinned.
[] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[] You know what platanos are.
Total =3/9
RUSSIAN
[] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house.
[x] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[] You don't get cold easily.
[x] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[x] You can speak some Russian.
[x] You love listening to techno.
Total = 6/9
POLISH
[] Your parents let you drink.
[] You know what a pizda is.
[] You have Pierogi at least once a week.
[] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if you're Polish.
[x] People randomly call you their best friend.
[] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup
Total = 1/7
IRISH
[] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper. (Too an extent...)
[x] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with ay, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y. (I'm pretty sure that this is also Scottish.)
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the colour green.
[] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.
[] You have/had red hair.
[] You have/had freckles.
Total = 5/9
ASIAN
[] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[] You have family from Asia
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[] Most people think you're Chinese
[x] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[] You go to Baulko.
Total = 5/9
GERMAN
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think American Chocolate is good.
[x] You speak some German (A lot actually)
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi. (Nazis is a bigotry term used to describe the members of Nazi German dating back in World War II. After the fall of Hitler, Nazis were no more. People just don't allow old wounds to heal)
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[] You're under 5'4".
[] You have been to Germany
Total = 5/8
CANADIAN
[x] You like to ride 4 wheelers.
[] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[x] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French.
[x] You love Tim Horton's.
[] At one point you lived in a farm house. (I never lived in a farmhouse but I'm Canadian, eh!)
[x] You watch(ed) Degrassi. (Does "read" count? This technically has nothing to do with Canada, either than it is a Canadian show. I know many Canadians who don't watch this.)
(This is a little stereotypical. Personally, Canadian is this: you like maple syrup, you like Canadian bacon, you are a hockey fanatic, you are very friendly, you understand that Canadian French is different than French, you like to keep the peace, you cheered when Canada dominated the Winter Olympics Vancouver 2010, you know what "Canuck" means, you know who Wayne Gretzky is, you have heard of Terry Fox Day, you know that the Avro Canada CF-105 Arrow was the most badass fighter jet of all time and would surely been the dominating fighter jet to this day had it not been cancelled in 1959, you say "eh", you like Tim Horton's (the best donut store in the world!), you agree that Canada has some of the best music in the world, you know who The Canadian Tenors are, you recognize that Canada has one of the most effective militaries in the world despite us being peacekeepers, you know what Joint Task Force 2 (JTF2) is, you are very patriotic over your country's history, and you know that Canada is the best country in the world.)
Total = 6/8
FRENCH
[x] You like French toast.
[] You love wine.
[x] You speak a little or are fluent in French.
[] You have eaten a snail.
[x] You like fashion.
[] You have been to France.
[] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew. (I am a Born Again Christian)
Total = 3/7
AMERICAN
[x] You like fast food. (I work at a Fast Food place X3)
[x] You call football football and soccer soccer...
[] You can trace your ancestry back to Ellis Island... (I don't even know what Ellis Island is! X3)
[] You watch way too much TV
[] You are obsessed with the royal wedding
[] You have a dog
[] You have a cushy job (?)
[] You were sad when Steve Jobs died
Total = 2/8
NORWEGIAN
[] You know what lefse is.
[] You can speak some Norwegian.
[] You love trolls.
[] You know what lutefisk is.
[] You have been whale hunting/seeing.
[] Food made with potatoes and flour rule.
[] Fish is a huge part of your diet.
[x]You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair.
[] You know how to fish or have fished before.
Total = 1/9
BELGIAN
[] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] You like french fries.
[x] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[] You know that the official best beer in the world is Belgian.
[] You speak both Dutch and French.
[] You like Belgian waffles.
[] You call a pub or bar a café.
[] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[] You drive/own a French or German car.
[x] You have a lot of comments on your government.
Total = 3/10
DUTCH
[x] You like the colour orange.
[] You are a football enthusiast.
[] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[x] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] You have a cheerful nature.
[x] You like the sea.
[x] You are good at building handiwork projects.
[] You tend to favour the megalomania.
Total = 5/9
ARAB
[] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english".
[] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian
[] You beckon at things with your forehead or eyes.
[] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[] You are tanned.
[] You have black hair.
[] Your last name starts with "Al" or "bin"
[] You like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[] You dislike reading.
Total: 0/9
RESUME:
British 1/9 = 11.1%
Australian 3/9 = 33.3%
Italian 4/9 = 44.4%
Spanish 3/9 = 33.3%
Russian 6/9 = 66.6%
Polish 1/99 = 11.1%
Irish 5/9 = 55.5%
Asian 5/9 = 55.5%
German 5/8 = 62.5%
Canadian 6/8 = 75.0%
French 3/7 = 42.9%
American 2/9 = 22.2%
Norwegian 1/9 = 11.1%
Belgian 3/10 = 30.0%
Dutch 5/9 = 55.5%
Arab 0/9 = 0.0%
So, it appears that I am overall Canadian. That's good to know, eh! But I am also Russian and German. Hmm... I am just a kid who really likes Russia, never thought that I could be considered Russian. Oh well, FOR MOTHER RUSSIA, COMRADES!!! X3 Lol. And I am not even one bit Arab according to this. X3 And Asian somehow... o.o
