ok, so a buddy I work with is into role playing, and he tends to talk about his DnD sessions, which since I am almost the only one who understands, finds that shit hilarious.
Anyway, he told me about a RP system called Fatal,....or something, which apparently revolves mostly around violence and sex.
Now, this is the conversation that followed:
Guy: The Gm said it sucked because of four words.
Me: and they are?
Guy: Roll For Anal Circumference.
Me: ....what?
Guy: Yes, anal circumference.
Me: hmmm.

(silly voice) uhm, I just rolled a 20 for my anal circumference check.
....is that a good thing, or a bad thing?
(silly gm voice) ......congratulations, your ass can handle a dragon.
(silly voice) hmm, thats pretty big.
(silly gm voice) I dont think you get it. Its not a dragon penis it can take, it can take an entire fucking dragon. The fucker could crawl in there and use it as a lair. Your ass is a fucking bag of holding.

And after that, we more or less laughed our asses off.