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Don't normally do these, but... Valentines meme :D
13 years ago
General
1. Are you single or taken?
Wouldn't you like to know!
2. Chocolate or flowers?
Flowers. Chocolate is gross. Then again, flowers are gross, too. Just give me money.
3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
Look outside my window at night and lament at the moon XD
4. Do you like anyone?
Nope.
5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
Not sure :P
6. Who do you want to spend Valentines with?
Everyone <3
7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
Not quite sure why it's a big deal in the first place.
8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
Oh god, no. I was one of those ugly ducklings.
9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
Fuck no. Tried that in the past and only managed to creep others out. :P
10. Do you believe in Cupid?
cupid.com BELIEVE IT!!
11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
Nah.
12. Do you still send out Valentine cards?
Stopped that a while ago.
13. Do you like candy hearts?
Candy hearts taste like chemical cleaners.
14. What is something you got last Valentines?
A break up and a suicide note. Not really sure if I should include that, but, hey, I was asked.
15. Is Valentines depressing?
I used to think so. I'd always get those big glassy eyes the day before and drown my sorrows in ice cream XD
16. How is your love life?
Non-existent.
17. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
A couple of times.
18. How many roses would you want to receive?
Enough to build a castle with.
19. Will you have a girlfriend/boyfriend this Valentines day?
Unless I wanted to date a tree or some rocks, then no. Livin' in the sticks, AAAWWWW YEAAAAAH!!!
20. Do you look forward to Valentines day?
Just as much as any other day.
21. Who was your last Valentine from?
Hmmmm. Can't remember.
22. Who do you expect to get a Valentine from this year?
No one.
23. Who would you most like to receive a Valentine from?
Gifts are always welcome, but I expect none.
24. How many Valentines will you be sending this year?
Zero
25. Have you ever not received a Valentine?
Yep.
26. What was the most Valentines you received in a single day?
Back in the day, I was required to get one from everyone in class. But no one wanted to give one to the awkward goofy looking kid with coke-bottle glasses XD
27. Have you ever received an anonymous Valentine?
Never
28. Have you ever sent an anonymous Valentine?
Used to do it all the time
29. Will you be sending an anonymous Valentine this year?
Awww hellz nah!
30. What was the best Valentine gift you ever received?
A macho man Randy Savage action figure. I was stoked!
31. What was the worst?
A suicide note,
32. Have you ever started dating someone on Valentines day?
How cheesey :P
That's it, no more questions? Well here's a bonus question:
666. Why is the typical heart shaped like a butt? and isn't a typical spade just a heart-butt with a stick in its crack?
HAPEE VALINTYNZ DAI! =D
Wouldn't you like to know!
2. Chocolate or flowers?
Flowers. Chocolate is gross. Then again, flowers are gross, too. Just give me money.
3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
Look outside my window at night and lament at the moon XD
4. Do you like anyone?
Nope.
5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
Not sure :P
6. Who do you want to spend Valentines with?
Everyone <3
7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
Not quite sure why it's a big deal in the first place.
8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
Oh god, no. I was one of those ugly ducklings.
9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
Fuck no. Tried that in the past and only managed to creep others out. :P
10. Do you believe in Cupid?
cupid.com BELIEVE IT!!
11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
Nah.
12. Do you still send out Valentine cards?
Stopped that a while ago.
13. Do you like candy hearts?
Candy hearts taste like chemical cleaners.
14. What is something you got last Valentines?
A break up and a suicide note. Not really sure if I should include that, but, hey, I was asked.
15. Is Valentines depressing?
I used to think so. I'd always get those big glassy eyes the day before and drown my sorrows in ice cream XD
16. How is your love life?
Non-existent.
17. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
A couple of times.
18. How many roses would you want to receive?
Enough to build a castle with.
19. Will you have a girlfriend/boyfriend this Valentines day?
Unless I wanted to date a tree or some rocks, then no. Livin' in the sticks, AAAWWWW YEAAAAAH!!!
20. Do you look forward to Valentines day?
Just as much as any other day.
21. Who was your last Valentine from?
Hmmmm. Can't remember.
22. Who do you expect to get a Valentine from this year?
No one.
23. Who would you most like to receive a Valentine from?
Gifts are always welcome, but I expect none.
24. How many Valentines will you be sending this year?
Zero
25. Have you ever not received a Valentine?
Yep.
26. What was the most Valentines you received in a single day?
Back in the day, I was required to get one from everyone in class. But no one wanted to give one to the awkward goofy looking kid with coke-bottle glasses XD
27. Have you ever received an anonymous Valentine?
Never
28. Have you ever sent an anonymous Valentine?
Used to do it all the time
29. Will you be sending an anonymous Valentine this year?
Awww hellz nah!
30. What was the best Valentine gift you ever received?
A macho man Randy Savage action figure. I was stoked!
31. What was the worst?
A suicide note,
32. Have you ever started dating someone on Valentines day?
How cheesey :P
That's it, no more questions? Well here's a bonus question:
666. Why is the typical heart shaped like a butt? and isn't a typical spade just a heart-butt with a stick in its crack?
HAPEE VALINTYNZ DAI! =D
PartyMarty
~partymarty
Im gonna send you an anonomyse valentine now !
Inkblurg
~inkblurg
You should try the candy hearts with pearlescent pigments. They make the hearts all sparkly, and taste like a whole different world of nasty chemicals! After that, the old style don't seem so bad.
