Where are you staying?
It's all up in the air right now.

What day are you getting there?
Wednesday or Thursday

Who will you be rooming with?
Either this asshole right here:
Or this guy maybe:

Who will you hang out with during the convention?
People who have a sense of humor and don't take the fandom too seriously.

Will you be suiting?
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Do you do free art?
I don't art

What is your gender?
Mailman

How tall are you?
5'11'

Are you taken? Are you looking for a 'mate'?
Single and not really.

Can I talk to you?
If you don't regularly shit or piss yourself like some people at these cons generally seem to do.

Can I touch you?
No

How can I find you?
I wear colorful snapbacks and occassionally talk like I'm from Vietnam

Can I visit your room?
If you're a bro.

Can I buy you drinks?
Sure but I probably won't drink it.

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
If you're one of my close friends. But just hugging. Please.

Are you nice?
Sometimes

Do you have an artist table?
Nope

Will you be going to parties?
Maybe?

Will you be performing?
If there is a piano, yes.

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Correctly pronounce one of my names.

What/where will you be eating?
Gyros

Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
If you're a bro.

Can I draw in your sketchbook?
I don't have one.

Can I take your picture?
Sure

What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
To socialize