Valentine's MEME (aka Get To Know Why I'm Alone)
13 years ago
General
1. Are you single or taken?
I guess I'm single, internet probably doesn't count... this sucks. =(
2. Chocolate or flowers?
Chocolate makes you fat and flowers whither and die. Send me a spindle of double layer DVD's, I always have a need for that!
3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
...is that an invitation?
4. Do you LIKE like anyone?
Kinda... there's two guys I sort of like, one of which is already taken, the other lives 200km away, and I don't think they'd LIKE like me back, so that makes it a bit complicated o_o
5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
:foreveralone:
6. Who do you want to spend Valentines with?
A nice little boy who likes to cuddle. Anyone fits the bill?!
7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
Nah.
8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
Shit, I wish XD
9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
A semi-ironic one, maybe. I'm not all that romantic... not as much as to write love letters anyway.
10. Do you believe in Cupid?
Do you believe in Santa Claus?
11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
Pfft, no. And I think that would be kinda depressing to have your mom as your valentine. Better to just stay alone.
12. Do you still send out Valentine cards?
...to whom?
13. Do you like candy hearts?
In moderation, cinnamon is pretty good, yeah.
14. What is something you got last Valentines?
A flu.
15. Is Valentines depressing?
I try not to let it be. It's never Valentine's Day in the Mojave wasteland.
16. How is your love life?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsgIq7cxhJk&t=19m20s
17. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
Can't be dumped if you've never been dated.
18. How many roses would you want to receive?
Don't spend money on roses, we'll both end up disappointed >_<
19. Will you have a girlfriend/boyfriend this Valentines day?
No. Also, fuck you.
20. Do you look forward to Valentines day?
What do you think.
21. Who was your last Valentine from?
Nobody.
22. Who do you expect to get a Valentine from this year?
Nobody.
23. Who would you most like to receive a Valentine from?
NOBODY.
24. How many Valentines will you be sending this year?
Pfft, none. Yeah, I guess I'm not helping the situation, do I?
25. Have you ever not received a Valentine?
You talk like people usually get tons of valentine card, wishes and fucks every single year... did I miss something?
26. What was the most Valentines you received in a single day?
One or two in elementary school I think.
27. Have you ever received an anonymous Valentine?
Nah. Sending an anonymous valentine would kinda defeat the purpose I think.
28. Have you ever sent an anonymous Valentine?
Ehhh... no.
29. Will you be sending an anonymous Valentine this year?
No.
30. What was the best Valentine gift you ever received?
Candies. Candies are always a decent gift!
31. What was the worst?
Getting nothing I guess.
32. Have you ever started dating someone on Valentines day?
Ehhh... I don't think so.
My Valentine this year is:
WHOEVER WANTS TO BE MY VALENTINE!! COME ONE, COME ALL, I'M TOTALLY FREE!! D=
I guess I'm single, internet probably doesn't count... this sucks. =(
2. Chocolate or flowers?
Chocolate makes you fat and flowers whither and die. Send me a spindle of double layer DVD's, I always have a need for that!
3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
...is that an invitation?
4. Do you LIKE like anyone?
Kinda... there's two guys I sort of like, one of which is already taken, the other lives 200km away, and I don't think they'd LIKE like me back, so that makes it a bit complicated o_o
5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
:foreveralone:
6. Who do you want to spend Valentines with?
A nice little boy who likes to cuddle. Anyone fits the bill?!
7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
Nah.
8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
Shit, I wish XD
9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
A semi-ironic one, maybe. I'm not all that romantic... not as much as to write love letters anyway.
10. Do you believe in Cupid?
Do you believe in Santa Claus?
11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
Pfft, no. And I think that would be kinda depressing to have your mom as your valentine. Better to just stay alone.
12. Do you still send out Valentine cards?
...to whom?
13. Do you like candy hearts?
In moderation, cinnamon is pretty good, yeah.
14. What is something you got last Valentines?
A flu.
15. Is Valentines depressing?
I try not to let it be. It's never Valentine's Day in the Mojave wasteland.
16. How is your love life?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsgIq7cxhJk&t=19m20s
17. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
Can't be dumped if you've never been dated.
18. How many roses would you want to receive?
Don't spend money on roses, we'll both end up disappointed >_<
19. Will you have a girlfriend/boyfriend this Valentines day?
No. Also, fuck you.
20. Do you look forward to Valentines day?
What do you think.
21. Who was your last Valentine from?
Nobody.
22. Who do you expect to get a Valentine from this year?
Nobody.
23. Who would you most like to receive a Valentine from?
NOBODY.
24. How many Valentines will you be sending this year?
Pfft, none. Yeah, I guess I'm not helping the situation, do I?
25. Have you ever not received a Valentine?
You talk like people usually get tons of valentine card, wishes and fucks every single year... did I miss something?
26. What was the most Valentines you received in a single day?
One or two in elementary school I think.
27. Have you ever received an anonymous Valentine?
Nah. Sending an anonymous valentine would kinda defeat the purpose I think.
28. Have you ever sent an anonymous Valentine?
Ehhh... no.
29. Will you be sending an anonymous Valentine this year?
No.
30. What was the best Valentine gift you ever received?
Candies. Candies are always a decent gift!
31. What was the worst?
Getting nothing I guess.
32. Have you ever started dating someone on Valentines day?
Ehhh... I don't think so.
My Valentine this year is:
WHOEVER WANTS TO BE MY VALENTINE!! COME ONE, COME ALL, I'M TOTALLY FREE!! D=
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