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Some Kind of Valentines (meme)
13 years ago
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I got this from numerous people, like LadySnakebite and... er... I deleted all the other notifications too fast after reading. Sorry ;.;
1. Are you single or taken?
Single~
2. Chocolate or flowers?
Chocolate flowers. Seriously. Those things are the shit and always half off the 15th!
3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
I get paid tonight. I will buy food! =D
4. Do you LIKE like anyone?
Like like... is that valley talk? I like, like a lot of people. It's why I'm posting on a community website, duh? Would I be here if I didn't like people? ... Wait. I just remembered what some people are like around here, DON'T ANSWER THAT QUESTION. Please.
5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
Well, I did mention something that happened in the 90's and got someone to say "Oh, yeah! I remember that in college!" so I guess I dated someone?
6. Who do you want to spend Valentines with?
Probably this lady
7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
Nah. I mean, yeah the guy was martyred and all that, but really Saints are Saints and I don't think one needs to have a big deal made out of them particularly.
8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
Well now it wouldn't be much of a secret if I knew, would it? Huh? Huh?
9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
Just one letter? I suppose I could if I wrote it fancy enough.
10. Do you believe in Cupid?
That rings a bell, somehow. Isn't that related to the site that brings us Guys In Fedoras?
11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
Well, there is a lot of chocolate lying around. I'm sure I could call that good...
12. Do you still send out Valentine cards?
I like to think of them as memorials to trees whose lives were cut short, imprisoned in a bottle and sent out to sea.
13. Do you like candy hearts?
Yeah. Much easier to eat in public than real hearts!
14. What is something you got last Valentines?
Serious case of gas, I tell you. I don't know what I ate, but man was the after-effect memorable. Never had my cat run from the couch so fast.
15. Is Valentines depressing?
Nah, there's some good burritos to be eaten!
16. How is your love life?
I love life. It's a hell of a lot better than the alternative in my opinion!
17. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
Nope, can't say I have. Honestly, I steer clear of situations where I could get kicked out of the car.
18. How many roses would you want to receive?
One nice hardy bush would be fine, the kind I can't kill.
19. Will you have a girlfriend/boyfriend this Valentines day?
I have many friends, boys and girls. I have them every day of the year at that!
20. Do you look forward to Valentines day?
I have to, means one day closer to when we get to clearance out all the candy so maybe we'll have enough room for the Easter candy at work!
21. Who was your last Valentine from?
My memory isn't that good, peoples!
22. Who do you expect to get a Valentine from this year?
I'll be happy if my cat doesn't fart on me! ... You know, in retribution for last year.
23. Who would you most like to receive a Valentine from?
I will accept kudos and praise from anyone, I don't have any one person who I particularly seek the well-deserved adulation of.
24. How many Valentines will you be sending this year?
I love you all, but am too lazy to send out individual messages conveying this feeling to the lot of you. So, you are loved, be happy with it.
25. Have you ever not received a Valentine?
Well, if you mean a Valentine as a specific type of card from people, probably. It's not like I fly high enough to register on radar, where they're all like "ooh, look at that hunk of sexy man-meat. I need to do something for him, oh I know... I'll wait until Feb 14th and hand him a card!"
26. What was the most Valentines you received in a single day?
Oh, God, I think that was back in Elementary school where the teacher made us all just walk around and give one to each classmate. If your teachers didn't do that because your school was too politically correct, GET OFF MY LAWN.
27. Have you ever received an anonymous Valentine?
From the above, damn. We never bothered signing those, it was just like "okay, fine. Drop, drop, drop..."
28. Have you ever sent an anonymous Valentine?
See above, dudes and dudettes~
29. Will you be sending an anonymous Valentine this year?
Nah. I'm pretty sure that this bulk "hey everybody I love you" thing will have my username attached. If it doesn't, well, damn. Okay, maybe I'll do something on Tumblr to a friend. Actually, now that sounds like a really good idea.
30. What was the best Valentine gift you ever received?
50% off Valentine's candy on Feb 15th. Every damn year. Can't even joke about it, that's just "NOM"
31. What was the worst?
My cat farted on me this one time...
32. Have you ever started dating someone on Valentines day?
Nah. Normally I've been convincing people to yell "GET OFF MY LAWN" at me long before Valentine's Day.
1. Are you single or taken?
Single~
2. Chocolate or flowers?
Chocolate flowers. Seriously. Those things are the shit and always half off the 15th!
3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
I get paid tonight. I will buy food! =D
4. Do you LIKE like anyone?
Like like... is that valley talk? I like, like a lot of people. It's why I'm posting on a community website, duh? Would I be here if I didn't like people? ... Wait. I just remembered what some people are like around here, DON'T ANSWER THAT QUESTION. Please.
5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
Well, I did mention something that happened in the 90's and got someone to say "Oh, yeah! I remember that in college!" so I guess I dated someone?
6. Who do you want to spend Valentines with?
Probably this lady
7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
Nah. I mean, yeah the guy was martyred and all that, but really Saints are Saints and I don't think one needs to have a big deal made out of them particularly.
8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
Well now it wouldn't be much of a secret if I knew, would it? Huh? Huh?
9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
Just one letter? I suppose I could if I wrote it fancy enough.
10. Do you believe in Cupid?
That rings a bell, somehow. Isn't that related to the site that brings us Guys In Fedoras?
11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
Well, there is a lot of chocolate lying around. I'm sure I could call that good...
12. Do you still send out Valentine cards?
I like to think of them as memorials to trees whose lives were cut short, imprisoned in a bottle and sent out to sea.
13. Do you like candy hearts?
Yeah. Much easier to eat in public than real hearts!
14. What is something you got last Valentines?
Serious case of gas, I tell you. I don't know what I ate, but man was the after-effect memorable. Never had my cat run from the couch so fast.
15. Is Valentines depressing?
Nah, there's some good burritos to be eaten!
16. How is your love life?
I love life. It's a hell of a lot better than the alternative in my opinion!
17. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
Nope, can't say I have. Honestly, I steer clear of situations where I could get kicked out of the car.
18. How many roses would you want to receive?
One nice hardy bush would be fine, the kind I can't kill.
19. Will you have a girlfriend/boyfriend this Valentines day?
I have many friends, boys and girls. I have them every day of the year at that!
20. Do you look forward to Valentines day?
I have to, means one day closer to when we get to clearance out all the candy so maybe we'll have enough room for the Easter candy at work!
21. Who was your last Valentine from?
My memory isn't that good, peoples!
22. Who do you expect to get a Valentine from this year?
I'll be happy if my cat doesn't fart on me! ... You know, in retribution for last year.
23. Who would you most like to receive a Valentine from?
I will accept kudos and praise from anyone, I don't have any one person who I particularly seek the well-deserved adulation of.
24. How many Valentines will you be sending this year?
I love you all, but am too lazy to send out individual messages conveying this feeling to the lot of you. So, you are loved, be happy with it.
25. Have you ever not received a Valentine?
Well, if you mean a Valentine as a specific type of card from people, probably. It's not like I fly high enough to register on radar, where they're all like "ooh, look at that hunk of sexy man-meat. I need to do something for him, oh I know... I'll wait until Feb 14th and hand him a card!"
26. What was the most Valentines you received in a single day?
Oh, God, I think that was back in Elementary school where the teacher made us all just walk around and give one to each classmate. If your teachers didn't do that because your school was too politically correct, GET OFF MY LAWN.
27. Have you ever received an anonymous Valentine?
From the above, damn. We never bothered signing those, it was just like "okay, fine. Drop, drop, drop..."
28. Have you ever sent an anonymous Valentine?
See above, dudes and dudettes~
29. Will you be sending an anonymous Valentine this year?
Nah. I'm pretty sure that this bulk "hey everybody I love you" thing will have my username attached. If it doesn't, well, damn. Okay, maybe I'll do something on Tumblr to a friend. Actually, now that sounds like a really good idea.
30. What was the best Valentine gift you ever received?
50% off Valentine's candy on Feb 15th. Every damn year. Can't even joke about it, that's just "NOM"
31. What was the worst?
My cat farted on me this one time...
32. Have you ever started dating someone on Valentines day?
Nah. Normally I've been convincing people to yell "GET OFF MY LAWN" at me long before Valentine's Day.
