So, I could see how badly I could butcher this one too!

1. Are you single or taken?
Taken

2. Chocolate or flowers?
Chocolate. Stig will eat flowers and at least chocolate toxicity is easier to treat than lilies.

3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
Work a day shift...shit, I didn't do callbacks

4. Do you LIKE like someone?
You like, like asking question like a like ditz?

5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
Cruger and a cupcake...I made quite a mess with the cupcake

6. Who do you want to spend Valentines with?
Well, pfft, I ended up spending it with my coworkers.

7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
No, my birthday's next week

8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
Pfft, no

9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
Dear Cruggy,

Feed me.

Love Caina.

10. Do you believe in Cupid?
No, because that thing is bloody creepy. It's a naked flying baby into voyeurism.

11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
Yeah, they felt sorry for me...

12. Do you still send out Valentine cards?
No...can you imagine? "Dear Kin, http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jp-Y_pSuj.....07404.jpg";

13. Do you like candy hearts?
The gummy kinds

14. What is something you got last Valentines?
Flowers

15. Is Valentines depressing?
no...depressing isn't the word...apomorphine/emetic comes to mind.

16. How is your love life?
Meh...need sleep

17. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
No, but it wouldn't be too bad...discount Valentines is in a few hours!

18. How many roses would you want to receive?
1, only to realize it would be eaten...or I'd be picking thorns out of a cat.

19. Will you have a girlfriend/boyfriend this Valentines day?
Yup...poor bugger

20. Do you look forward to Valentines day?
Pfft, no. I'm always working. And this year they put all the night shift people on days. A black hole formed in the middle of treatment

21. Who was your last Valentine from?
I would say Cruger. However the "I appreciate you" valentine wish from Hida was appreciated.

22. Who do you expect to get a Valentine from this year?
Cruger,

23. Who would you most like to receive a Valentine from?
Anyone is welcome to give me a valentine.

24. How many Valentines will you be sending this year?
none

25. Have you ever not received a Valentine?
a few years

26. What was the most Valentines you received in a single day?
30 back in elementary school days.

27. Have you ever received an anonymous Valentine?
Heck no

28. Have you ever sent an anonymous Valentine?
It would kind of be impossible to send an anonymous one. My writing is so distinctive

29. Will you be sending an anonymous Valentine this year?
No. Here's how it would go "Dear (Pensmear), I-(illegible blob) (illegible blip) (what appears to be an e or l). (Crossed out illegible scribble).
(Attempt at drawing a heart that looks like an xray image of a heart with lung metastasis everywhere)

(Random squiggly line), Ur sekret admioroer

30. What was the best Valentine gift you ever received?
Flowers...then I fell asleep in Cruger's arms in the parking lot, at that point he dragged me back up to my apartment.

31. What was the worst?
In May, when I finally decided that those flowers were dead...they were so dead, they created their own life...

32. Have you ever started dating someone on Valentines day?
No, we chose a more commercialized day called Boxing Day.