Blatantly ripped off from  Midna_Rules_My_World

Why am I doing this at 2 in the morning? Because I'm tired and bored, that's why!
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What color are your underwear/panties?
Shit! How did you know I was wearing panties? Actually I'm wearing boxers.

Do they have a design?
Plaid design -ooh sexy!

what color are your socks?
Barefoot at the moment.

Are you a virgin?
Nope

Happy that way?
Eh yeah

What is your favorite sex position?
Missionary, doggie and reverse cowgirl or boy

What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
Bisexual

Do you look at hentai?
Yeah

Real porn?
Now and again.

Do you read smutty/porn stories?
Yeah. I sometimes write some.

Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
Of course.

Who was your first kiss with?
Best friend back in junior high. Haha!

Are they of the opposite sex?
Back then, yes. Now? Not so much. They're transgender atm. Long story to tell.

Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
I gave them a blowjob. Does that count? *blushes very deeply and feels his heart racing*

Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
Oh hell yeah!

Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
Used to have my nose pierced, but not no more.

Do you have any tattoos?
Just one on my left shoulder. Looking to get another one sometime soon, perhaps more in the future.

Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
Nope

Ever done any illegal drugs?
Smoked pot a few different times in the past.

Have you ever cheated on someone?
I have. : (

Ever been cheated on?
I do believe so.

Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
I've been called a fag numerous times by a friend.

Do you own any sex toys?
Do my inflatables count as sex toys? *giggles and blushes*

Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
WTF? Nooooooo!

Have you ever masturbated?
Who hasn't? I jerk off daily when I find the time! FAP!

Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
I do it from time to time. I love taking pictures of my cock. *blushes* ///^^///

Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
Nope

Are you on any form of birth control(the pill, the patch, etc)?
Haha, no!

Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
Wrote several stories in the past.

Do you swear in front of your parents?
Now and again something will come out.

Do they care?
I still get told by my dad that I shouldn't.

Are you uncomfortable yet?
Not in the least.

Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
Yeah