So last night I took my coworker and her friend out for my coworker's 21st.
We ended up at this place called Red Square.
Well we pay the $3 cover to get in, get our hand stamps and go in and try to find a place to chill.
Place was packed, so we turn around to dip and just come back later since we have our nifty hand stamps!
Well, right before we even get out the door a bouncer stops us and asks where we were going.

Hannah: "No room to party."

Bouncer: "Well then follow me. I'm taking you to the Blue Room."

So we follow bouncer guy back to the Blue Room.
Blue Room is awesome.
It ain't a VIP room, though, so don't get me wrong there.

He goes up to the bartender (a super cute girly) and says something to her then comes back over to us an wishes that we have a good time and peaces out for his Bouncer-y duties.

So, the three of us go get drinks, I ask bartender how much and she says the best thing I heard all night last night:

"Olly's got you girls."

WE ENDED UP ON A BOUNCER'S TAB.
WE RACKED UP AT LEAST $300 ON THIS GUYS TAB.
FOR NOTHING.

LIKE.
WHAT.

I can't even.

Lululululululuu