Yes, you read that right. I just got an e-mail this morning offering me a position at the local Apple Store. Considering that right now I'm working in a restaurant kitchen, which, for those of you who have not worked one, is a high-stress, highly-abrasive environment that feels like a highschool locker room with all the homophobic jokes and talk of 'nightly conquest', this job at Apple is a seriously BAD-ASS career change.

I am one seriously excited folf. :D