Stalkers
12 years ago
Hi everyone, I thought I'd let everyone know that Harlequin Amoufhaz is still stalking me. He's a really creepy guy, he's done this for several years and bribed people on top of talking to my friends behind my back, and I hope he grows up someday. Hi Harlequin!
So, how about you, fellow watchers? Have you ever been internet stalked? How did it happen? What did you do to make them go away? Maybe we could share methods!
Really though, if you would like to give me real tips, feel free to note me so he doesn't see it.
So, how about you, fellow watchers? Have you ever been internet stalked? How did it happen? What did you do to make them go away? Maybe we could share methods!
Really though, if you would like to give me real tips, feel free to note me so he doesn't see it.
To get them to go away? I will note you details.
Nothing says "Back off" like standing outside someone's house for seven hours with nothing on but a smile, and manage to slowly move closer and closer to the front door.
I also find the combination of "Cut and Paste Letters" and "Unidentifiable dead wildlife with nails stuck in" works wonders and forcing people to reassess their charming psychotic obsession with me.
Also, you can always ask me to stalk them on your behalf, I'll even toss in the creepy midnight phone calls and terrifying emails with insane laughter as a bonus, just for free.
Beyond that, nuke the site from orbit.
Get as freaky as you like <3
thanks for watching me. :} I figured stalker types would be bored with me too. I'm so undramatic and I keep to myself mostly. Very overly-average person in reality. Maybe just like.. attracting crazies is the thing.