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12 years ago
Do you have any piss related jokes to share? Here is my contribution:
A brunette, a red head and a blonde go to the funfair. After trying several rides they come to an old fashioned helter skelter. At the base selling tickets is a sinister and mysterious looking old man. As they come up to him he gives them an appraising look, puts away the ordinary tickets and pulls out three golden tickets. "These tickets are magical" the old man says to them in a particularly sinister and mysterious voice "when you buy them and slide down this helter skelter, you will land in whatever you shout out."
The three women are very excited at this point and buy the tickets. The brunette goes first. As she slides down she shouts "Gold". When she reaches the bottom she has a rough landing, but is a very wealthy woman. The red head goes next and shouts "diamonds". She get a few cuts and bruises but she is even wealthier. The blonde is the last to go. She slides off and as she hurtles down she is overcome with excitement, shouting "Weeeeeee".
A brunette, a red head and a blonde go to the funfair. After trying several rides they come to an old fashioned helter skelter. At the base selling tickets is a sinister and mysterious looking old man. As they come up to him he gives them an appraising look, puts away the ordinary tickets and pulls out three golden tickets. "These tickets are magical" the old man says to them in a particularly sinister and mysterious voice "when you buy them and slide down this helter skelter, you will land in whatever you shout out."
The three women are very excited at this point and buy the tickets. The brunette goes first. As she slides down she shouts "Gold". When she reaches the bottom she has a rough landing, but is a very wealthy woman. The red head goes next and shouts "diamonds". She get a few cuts and bruises but she is even wealthier. The blonde is the last to go. She slides off and as she hurtles down she is overcome with excitement, shouting "Weeeeeee".
Wish I knew such jokes too o.o lol
A man sits down at a bar and says to the bartender, "I'll bet you $200 that I can piss into that pint glass on the back of the bar." The bartender figures this is easy money and accepts the bet. So, the guy whips it out, and starts pissing. He pisses on the bar, on the floor, on the glasses, on the seats, he's even pissing on the bartender, everywhere -except- the glass. The bartender's laughing his ass off at how easy this $200 bet was, and turns to the guy, still laughing and says, "Alright, pay up." The man says, "Just a moment, please." He goes to another man in the bar who looks rather disappointed, who gives him a wad of cash. The man comes back to the bar, takes half of the money and gives it to the bartender. The bartender asks, "What was that all about?" The man replies, "Well, I just bet that guy $400 that I could piss all over your bar, all over the floor, all over the seats, and all over YOU... and not only would you not kick my ass to the curb, you'd be laughing!"
A guy is drinking at the bar and getting pretty drunk. A girl comes up to him and says, "I've got a bet for you, big boy." The drunk man turns to her and says, "What's that, babe?" The girl answers, "I'll bet you that I can piss up a wall higher than you can." The guy laughs and drunkenly slurs, "Hah! You're on." They go out together behind the bar, and girl leans back, and pulls up her skirt and sprays on the wall. The guy stumbles up to the wall and starts to undo his pants, exposing his whiskeydick, and reaches down. The girl stops him and says, "Ah-ah, there... no hands!"