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This guy walks into a bar, continue at your own risk...
13 years ago
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a guy walks into a bar, very drunk he asks where the bathroom is. the bartender says down the hall ans to the left. so a couple minutes later he hears a loud scream. he walks to where the scream was and asks the what he was doing. he responds im trying to go poop but whenever i flush something squeezes my balls. the bar tender responds with you moron your sitting on the mop bucket!
Good one.
Two drunks are crawling home after hours. As they scrawl along, they happen across the railroad tracks and start following them instead.
First drunk: Hey, I don't remember the stairs to our place being this long, do you?
Second drunk: I dunno man, but this low railing is giving me hell!