....And you can trust that. It's comin' from Wild Bill, yeah? And he's got all kinds of stock in what's better than cornbread and what the hell sure isn't. He ain't doin' the green mile for nothin'.
Anywhoo, check it out. Details here: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4342943/

Now go. Or Wild Bill'l fuck you in the asshole and think about touching your sister.
An we don't want that, do we?