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Chainsaw Massacre Cut Down
19 years ago
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Sooo I went to go see the latest chainsaw massacre movie...
Well here is my overall review:
1/10
I HATED it. I will grant you all I'm not a huge horror for the sake of horror movie fan, but I have watched a few horror movies and have enjoyed at least one of them.
The biggest reason why I hated it is there was no plot and hardly any diologue.
Ok ok, also granted this is a horror movie and I shouldn't expect much plot or riveting dialogue to grip my psychological taste buds, but REALLY, there should be SOMETHING.
Kids go to deserted town.
Kids get captured.
Kids die.
HA I JUST RUINED THE WHOLE MOVIE.
A GOOD bloody horror will also have a break during extremely intense moments to give the audience a breather. In so doing the audience will become ready for more violence. This movie had none.
Take Hostel for example (Hostel is a GREAT movie), after an extremely intense moment where one of the people escape he finds himself in a room and dresses like he is one of the customers. There he finds another customer, and the diolgue is hillarious (given the circumstances).
After this, there was more intensity.
Perfect! I got a laugh and the movie was better for it.
Chainsaw Massacre was more predictable than White Noise (Another really crappy movie).
Oh, he died. Oh she died... oh he's in the back seat... BIG SURPRISE THERE.
I knew when they were all going to die and how, which ripped any sense of fear out of the whole backbone of the movie.
But really, in the end, there wasn't alot of good violence EITHER.
The camera would turn away.. and then blood would spurt everywhere. But would you really get to see the body? No...
The few times you DID see that kind of graphic violence the camera was shaking as badly as Blair Witch Project (another semi-crappy movie)
I'm not sure if the bubbling nausia in my stomach was from the violence, motion sickness from a jostling camera, or just because this movie was so crappy my stomach couldn't take it.
If you like brain numbingly booring semi gorey movies, then you'll love this. If not, save your money for something good.
Well here is my overall review:
1/10
I HATED it. I will grant you all I'm not a huge horror for the sake of horror movie fan, but I have watched a few horror movies and have enjoyed at least one of them.
The biggest reason why I hated it is there was no plot and hardly any diologue.
Ok ok, also granted this is a horror movie and I shouldn't expect much plot or riveting dialogue to grip my psychological taste buds, but REALLY, there should be SOMETHING.
Kids go to deserted town.
Kids get captured.
Kids die.
HA I JUST RUINED THE WHOLE MOVIE.
A GOOD bloody horror will also have a break during extremely intense moments to give the audience a breather. In so doing the audience will become ready for more violence. This movie had none.
Take Hostel for example (Hostel is a GREAT movie), after an extremely intense moment where one of the people escape he finds himself in a room and dresses like he is one of the customers. There he finds another customer, and the diolgue is hillarious (given the circumstances).
After this, there was more intensity.
Perfect! I got a laugh and the movie was better for it.
Chainsaw Massacre was more predictable than White Noise (Another really crappy movie).
Oh, he died. Oh she died... oh he's in the back seat... BIG SURPRISE THERE.
I knew when they were all going to die and how, which ripped any sense of fear out of the whole backbone of the movie.
But really, in the end, there wasn't alot of good violence EITHER.
The camera would turn away.. and then blood would spurt everywhere. But would you really get to see the body? No...
The few times you DID see that kind of graphic violence the camera was shaking as badly as Blair Witch Project (another semi-crappy movie)
I'm not sure if the bubbling nausia in my stomach was from the violence, motion sickness from a jostling camera, or just because this movie was so crappy my stomach couldn't take it.
If you like brain numbingly booring semi gorey movies, then you'll love this. If not, save your money for something good.
Are you sure your thinking of hostel? Hostel is the movie about the three male kids wanting to tour europe (mainly to have sex and party before going to college) and they end up in a really really small town, lured there with the promise of hot chicks. After they spend time there two of them dissapear, and the third one finds out they ended up in this abandoned werehouse place where they are bought by foreign investors. The investors are allowed to do whatever they want, and most of the time it ends up in torture and murder...
Not going to ruin the ending just in case you havn't seen it =)