Oh dear... Time to unleash my inner demons...

So, a friend of mine brought up the topic of the DMC Reboot at school, and it resparked the rage I thought I got over. I absolutely HATE what they did to the franchise I grew to love over all these years. First of all, Dante is a badass, white haired, pizza loving, skirt chasing sonovabitch, and the ONLY asshole I will ever tolerate. In the reboot, they turned him into some emo delinquent kid who looks like he crawled out of Sparda's ass. His character design was all around disappointing, and needless to say, it was a complete turn-off. Not to mention the whole "Oh, I'm half angel and half demon now." COULD YOU GET ANY MORE MARY-SUE ISH?!?!

Whew... Calm down, Coffee...

I thought the storyline was a bit weak too, to be honest. Limbo was kinda cool, but other than that they turned the demons that (in the original games) seemed to be so ridiculously powerful you were in awe of their reputation, into degraded, seemishly weaker forms. The whole "giant hologram news reporter face boss fight" was lame beyond belief as well... Kat was pretty pathetic as a contrasting female character too, but I'm not going to get into that.

Vergil.

Please, don't get me started on Vergil. While I have always been a diehard Dante fan, Virgil in DMC3 won a special place in my heart. That is, until they turned him into an honourless moral lacking DICK of a demi-demon in the reboot. I mean, he was an ass in DMC3, but he was a proud ass with values. Virgil in the reboot HAS NO VALUES.

*sigh*

I could go on and on about more flaws I found in the game, but to be honest, the gameplay was a pretty big improvement. I liked that, at the very least. Anyways, now that I've calmed down, I think I'm going to douse my head in cold water and hug my pillow for a good five hours. But to just top everything off...

Squirrel semen.
Nuff said.