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Relationship info of me. BITCH...I'm single...
13 years ago
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I stole this *stands there proudly*
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Out of your relationship, who does what?
1. Who eats more?
Me.
2. Who said “I love you” first?
I hugged the dark lord.. He lives down the street from me. *whispers* I felt his boner... and i liked it.... Dont tell my mother. :(
3. Who is the morning person?
I hate mornings.. morning=hangovers.
4. Who sings better?
I sing very well during sexual activities. *nods* oh yes, fuck yes.
5. Who’s older?
Probably madonna... i mean.. shes been around WAAAY longer than lady gaga.. that bitch.
6. Who’s smarter?
Im the smarterst!! :)
8. Who does the laundry?
My maids. I make them do it naked. Not for my sexual enjoyment. But just to degrade them. Let them know whos boss. THAT WOULD BE ME!!!
9. Who does the dishes?.
Maids.
10. Who sleeps on what side of the bed?
I sleep on ALL sides BITCHES! Because im SINGLE! Thats one of the single persons pleasures! All the rest of you morons sharing beds, and money, STDs, and other shit.
12. Whose hair is longer?
Shit..His or hers.. oh most definitely need something to fucki.... wait, never mind, that's inappropriate...
15. Who pays the bills?
The STATE! That would be YOU people reading this.. Thank you for paying for all my shit. *turns heat up to 95 degrees*
16. Who cooks dinner?
I dont ever eat.
18. Who pays when you go out to dinner?
The man or woman i will be fucking later on that night.
20. Who is the first one to admit when they’re wrong?
Probably the person reading this right now.. Im never wrong. I WIN!
21. Whose family do you see more?
That would be The Malfoy family.. I hang out at thier place a lot. We take turns beating the house elfs and making them work naked..
23. Who kissed who first?
Well... i kissed a girl... and .. i liked it..
So... i dont know...
24. Who asked who out?
I asked Johnny Depp out.. and then he said "sorry i dont date men" ....Well what the fuck about that time with Leonardo DiCaprio?! (wouldnt that be goddamn glory?)
25. What did you do on your first date?
Fucked till it hurt... THEN the REAL sex began! *nods* yes, yes my precious.
26. Who’s more sensitive?
You are. Wanna play a game??? ;) :P
28. Who has more friends?
Well if you consider vodka, fire, and rocks friends.. then i have many!!!
30. Who wears the pants in the relationship?
I have to wear CLOTHES?! ... Fuck this thing im out..
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Out of your relationship, who does what?
1. Who eats more?
Me.
2. Who said “I love you” first?
I hugged the dark lord.. He lives down the street from me. *whispers* I felt his boner... and i liked it.... Dont tell my mother. :(
3. Who is the morning person?
I hate mornings.. morning=hangovers.
4. Who sings better?
I sing very well during sexual activities. *nods* oh yes, fuck yes.
5. Who’s older?
Probably madonna... i mean.. shes been around WAAAY longer than lady gaga.. that bitch.
6. Who’s smarter?
Im the smarterst!! :)
8. Who does the laundry?
My maids. I make them do it naked. Not for my sexual enjoyment. But just to degrade them. Let them know whos boss. THAT WOULD BE ME!!!
9. Who does the dishes?.
Maids.
10. Who sleeps on what side of the bed?
I sleep on ALL sides BITCHES! Because im SINGLE! Thats one of the single persons pleasures! All the rest of you morons sharing beds, and money, STDs, and other shit.
12. Whose hair is longer?
Shit..His or hers.. oh most definitely need something to fucki.... wait, never mind, that's inappropriate...
15. Who pays the bills?
The STATE! That would be YOU people reading this.. Thank you for paying for all my shit. *turns heat up to 95 degrees*
16. Who cooks dinner?
I dont ever eat.
18. Who pays when you go out to dinner?
The man or woman i will be fucking later on that night.
20. Who is the first one to admit when they’re wrong?
Probably the person reading this right now.. Im never wrong. I WIN!
21. Whose family do you see more?
That would be The Malfoy family.. I hang out at thier place a lot. We take turns beating the house elfs and making them work naked..
23. Who kissed who first?
Well... i kissed a girl... and .. i liked it..
So... i dont know...
24. Who asked who out?
I asked Johnny Depp out.. and then he said "sorry i dont date men" ....Well what the fuck about that time with Leonardo DiCaprio?! (wouldnt that be goddamn glory?)
25. What did you do on your first date?
Fucked till it hurt... THEN the REAL sex began! *nods* yes, yes my precious.
26. Who’s more sensitive?
You are. Wanna play a game??? ;) :P
28. Who has more friends?
Well if you consider vodka, fire, and rocks friends.. then i have many!!!
30. Who wears the pants in the relationship?
I have to wear CLOTHES?! ... Fuck this thing im out..
Ffff Slytherin all the way! XD
-hugs-
Slytherin = FUCK. YES.
*hugs*
And.. XD agreed!!!
Make sure you dont have to work another party night EVER agian. Its a sin.
And that seriously happened to me the other day...
Yep, no disputing it.
I'm so going to tell your mother about the dark lords boner!
Oh, and we should do a double date! You get Johnny Depp out of your closet and I can bring Nicholas Cage!