I'm a loner, alone with neuroses and hate
Anger is a permanent character trait
My Emo journals all typed and it's ready to send
Would you like to add me as a friend?

I'm a wound-up whiner with a fetish for guns
I'm almost 50 and I still live with my Mum
I hope sending you nude pictures doesn't offend
Would you like to add me as a friend?

Add me, add me
Me mother says she wished she'd never 'ad me
Add me, add me
Would you like to add me as a friend?
Would you like to add me as a friend?

I'm a recovering alcoholic, I rarely leave my room
Peeping through the curtains in my new fursuit
The voices in my head, oh they'll get me in the end
Would you like to add me as a friend?

I'd really like to mail you the picture that I drew
It's Justin Bieber's body but the heads a furry you
I've asked you fifty times before, I'm asking you again--
Would you like to add me as a friend?

Add me, add me
Me mother says she wished she'd never 'ad me
Add me, add me
Would you like to add me as a friend?
Would you like to add me as a friend?

Here's a picture of me in my furry uniform
Doing a trick with a dildo that I like to perform
Find me at the furry convention that my Mum and me attend
Would you like to add me as a friend?

I've added JD and Zeek and Lav and Der and 2
I'm going to find your address so I can come and visit you
I don't like to role play but I like to pretend
Would you like to add me as a friend?

Add me, add me
Me mother says she wished she'd never 'ad me
Add me, add me
Would you like to add me as a friend?
Would you like to add me as a friend?

*Chuckles*

Heard this song while browsing you tube. changed the lyrics a little and made a furry version :P