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Interlude: A meme break from Diamond
17 years ago
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Once more into the breeches, dear friends!
Until I get back from work, here's a fun little treat for you all. A meme!
Found dis one in another journal. I probably broke the rules by not waiting to be tagged, but let's be honest, who'd ever tag me for anything?
Exactly.
Character Questioning
1. choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.
2. make them answer the following questions.
3. then tag three people. (Which I won't do. Take it if ya like, I don't want to touch you. No offense, you dirty, dirty individual.)
Characters:
Zack Stone, Pokemon Trainer
Artimus Blackthorne Sendant, Draconic Overlord and a really kinky guy
Doctor Matt, Multidimensional Madman of Mystery. He hasn't made an appearance in a story (yet), but it is an ongoing, put-to-paper tale that I have and decided, for obvious reasons, not to put online.
Questions:
How old are you?
Zack: 16, though I was more mature than you at around 10. It's how things work here.
Artimus: Older than you can imagine, older than I care to explain, and older than you'll ever live to see.
Dr. Matt: Depends on the legal drinking age in the dimension I'm in.
What's your height?
Zack: Shit, I dunno... five six?
Artimus: Even in this bipedal form, I have to reach my neck down to snap your head off. It's not too much of a hassle, though...
Dr. Matt: I'm like three midgets standing on each others shoulders! Except for the one on the bottom. If he was standing on someone's shoulders, then it'd be some sort of odd Escher painting or something.
Are you a virgin?
Zack: Haa... This question shouldn't really be on here.
Artimus: Not a night goes by when I wonder what life was like before my first mating. I was very young, after all. Of course, I ponder these things while chaining someone to my thighs, so no, I am not.
Dr. Matt: If I am, does that turn you on? I'll be more than happy to let you be my first. I've been told I'm very good at it.
Do you have any kids?
Zack: No.
Artimus: Yes, and my daughters all make very good bed mates.
Dr. Matt: I sure hope not! I'm sure they'd be pretty miffed to know that their father travels dimensions and hasn't sent them any child support checks.
What's your favorite food?
Zack: Rare meat, a hard-to-find commodity the day and age in my world.
Artimus: Rare humans, especially those of royal descent. Their blood is so rich in salts and fats that it seems a shame that they only carry so much in their pudgy, gorged bodies.
Dr. Matt: Paranoia nurtures me!
What's your favorite ice-cream flavor?
Zack: Pecha, with little pieces of the fruit inside.
Artimus: Hm? Frozen cream? What sort of spell do you use to create that?
Dr. Matt: I'll eat any flavor, so long as I get to partake of it off of a woman's naked body. As long as they don't have fur. No offense, but the last time I tried that, I was plucking vanilla-flavored hairballs out from between my teeth for a few days.
Have you killed anyone?
Zack: No, but I almost did. You'll get to find out about it if my damn author starts writing my story again.
Artimus: Well I can't let them all live, you understand. Everybody has a role, a usefulness to fulfill, and once that is lived out, they are better off as meat.
Dr. Matt: Oh, several. Some with my Final Fantasy gun-blade, X-Caliber, others with the Death Note I found locked up in a vault run by some white-haired freak child that I wanted to kick in the head.
So I did.
Haha, he fell down! I think one of his dominoes got stuck in his eye~
What a weenie.
Do you hate anyone?
Zack: Anyone who would abuse others for their own gain, and those who restrict the freedoms of living creatures deserve my contempt.
Artimus: I used to. They're dead now.
Dr. Matt: This asshole who calls himself "The Doctor." I'm like, "Doctor who?" And he's like "Exactly," and that pisses me right the fuck off! Fucking phone-booth-driving prick. I got the one-up on him in a poker game, though, and scored this totally sweet screwdriver.
Have any secrets?
Zack: Well, I suppose the fact that I have sex with my Pokemon would be a bigger secret if you all weren't reading about it.
Artimus: My mate tells me that my heart is warm beneath the cold stone that barely beats around it. I... highly doubt it.
Dr. Matt: Yes, but none of my own. They belong to other people, I just happen to have them stored in my noodle.
For instance, did you know that Zack fucks his Pokemon? Like, almost all of them. I don't blame him, either, there are some really sexy beasties in that dimension. Then again, I've had catgirl, cabbit, android, furry, scaly, leathery, fleshy, upholstery(don't ask), and gooey. I could go on forever. And I would, if there weren't more questions to be answered. Onward!
Do you love anyone?
Zack: I love all of my companions as though they were part of me, and a good trainer knows that is as much a fact as anything else. Though my Absol, Katherine, holds a bit of a special place. I did have a human crush... but you won't know about that until the author decides to write more.
Artimus: You call one your true mate, you give love to those you care for, and you share lust as freely as you would water. Such is the creed of the Sendants.
Dr. Matt: Love's a funny word. I'm never in a dimension long enough to really love anyone, and my crew is mostly male. I suppose my engineer, a fox chick named Miles Prower is pretty hot... kinda cute, too. I don't know if it's love, tho-
Hm? A dude?
...Are you sure?
...You lie...
...But... it felt just like a woman!
Damn it that's the last time I drink an alcohol named after the destruction of a planet.
...Maaaybe the second to last time.
I did like those tails of hers. His? Oh, right, it's a guy.
...Are you sure?
What is your job?
Zack: Professional Pokemon trainer and amateur coordinator. People also call me a hero, but I don't really deserve it. After all, Aqua was just in my way at the time.
Artimus: Job? An occupation? That would imply that I had to work. The reason I fuck these royal harlots is so that they can provide an heir for me to control without having to do anything.
Dr. Matt: Ridding the multiverse of the scourge of the Blight, a manifestation of biotic, self-aware nano-machines. I also fight against a chaotic mage going by the name Magus, who travels the multiverse seeking to corrupt those once considered on the side of light and order to join him in his dark crusade.
He's a real douche-bag. His only real successful turn was a guy named Lloyd Irving. Still, that guy's enough trouble on his own.
Boy or Girl?
Zack: I'm a guy, if that's what you're asking.
Artimus: I prefer females, but I don't mind taking a male to my chambers, especially if he was a knight foolish enough to... oh, did I interpret this question wrong?
Dr. Matt: I call my penis Shen-Long, but you don't need balls to call him out. In fact, I'd prefer you didn't have any!
Unless you have a really cute butt. All butts are the same doggy-style.
What do you do to relax?
Zack: After a really intense battle, that's when I catch the most z's. Otherwise, I use my Skitty's Heal Bell to provide a sweet chime to chill by.
Artimus: It's hard not to relax when you have two very fine furs worshipping your flesh as if it was their God. Even harder if those two turn out to be your daughters.
Dr. Matt: Damn, Artimus... oh, anyway, yeah, I go to the pub I have on my multidimensional phase ship, the Cameo. There is also a 3D hologram room that I visit... occasionally.
What do you think your life expectancy is?
Zack: I'll go when I go. Until then, I keep walking.
Artimus: Barring catastrophy, my blood will allow me to live eternal.
Dr. Matt: Tonight! That way I won't be surprised, and I get a lot more done if I think that I'ma die as soon as I shut my eyes.
What is your favorite song?
Zack: Fort Minor's Remember the Name
Artimus: Hmm... this is a very pleasing song...
Inkubus Sukkubus - Reptile
It's easy to imagine it going through the heads of one of my pets. I should probably get one of them to sing it for me...
Dr. Matt:
Ladies and Gentlemen please,
Would you bring your attention to me!
For a feast for your eyes to see.
An explosion of catastrophe
Like nothing you've ever seen before!
Watch closely as I open this door,
Your jaws will be on the floor.
After this you'll be begging for more!
Welcome tooo the shooooow
Please come insiiiiide (heh)
DO YOU WANT IT?
DO YOU NEED IT?
LET ME HEAR IT!
Ladies and Gentlemen good evening,
You've seen that seeing is believing.
Your ears and your eyes will be bleeding.
Please check to see if you're still breathing.
Hold tight because the show is not over.
If you would, please, move in closer.
You're about to be bowled over,
By the wonders you're about to behold here!
Welcome tooo the shooooow
We're glad you came along
Please come insiiiiide (that always gets me)
And that's it! Thank you all for your cooperation.
Zack: No problem... does this mean you'll write more about me now?
Artimus: I was promised an elven female for my trouble...
Dr. Matt; So was I! What the fuck, man?
So long, folks! New Diamond Journal up after work!
Dr. Matt: I will murde-*transmission end*
Found dis one in another journal. I probably broke the rules by not waiting to be tagged, but let's be honest, who'd ever tag me for anything?
Exactly.
Character Questioning
1. choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.
2. make them answer the following questions.
3. then tag three people. (Which I won't do. Take it if ya like, I don't want to touch you. No offense, you dirty, dirty individual.)
Characters:
Zack Stone, Pokemon Trainer
Artimus Blackthorne Sendant, Draconic Overlord and a really kinky guy
Doctor Matt, Multidimensional Madman of Mystery. He hasn't made an appearance in a story (yet), but it is an ongoing, put-to-paper tale that I have and decided, for obvious reasons, not to put online.
Questions:
How old are you?
Zack: 16, though I was more mature than you at around 10. It's how things work here.
Artimus: Older than you can imagine, older than I care to explain, and older than you'll ever live to see.
Dr. Matt: Depends on the legal drinking age in the dimension I'm in.
What's your height?
Zack: Shit, I dunno... five six?
Artimus: Even in this bipedal form, I have to reach my neck down to snap your head off. It's not too much of a hassle, though...
Dr. Matt: I'm like three midgets standing on each others shoulders! Except for the one on the bottom. If he was standing on someone's shoulders, then it'd be some sort of odd Escher painting or something.
Are you a virgin?
Zack: Haa... This question shouldn't really be on here.
Artimus: Not a night goes by when I wonder what life was like before my first mating. I was very young, after all. Of course, I ponder these things while chaining someone to my thighs, so no, I am not.
Dr. Matt: If I am, does that turn you on? I'll be more than happy to let you be my first. I've been told I'm very good at it.
Do you have any kids?
Zack: No.
Artimus: Yes, and my daughters all make very good bed mates.
Dr. Matt: I sure hope not! I'm sure they'd be pretty miffed to know that their father travels dimensions and hasn't sent them any child support checks.
What's your favorite food?
Zack: Rare meat, a hard-to-find commodity the day and age in my world.
Artimus: Rare humans, especially those of royal descent. Their blood is so rich in salts and fats that it seems a shame that they only carry so much in their pudgy, gorged bodies.
Dr. Matt: Paranoia nurtures me!
What's your favorite ice-cream flavor?
Zack: Pecha, with little pieces of the fruit inside.
Artimus: Hm? Frozen cream? What sort of spell do you use to create that?
Dr. Matt: I'll eat any flavor, so long as I get to partake of it off of a woman's naked body. As long as they don't have fur. No offense, but the last time I tried that, I was plucking vanilla-flavored hairballs out from between my teeth for a few days.
Have you killed anyone?
Zack: No, but I almost did. You'll get to find out about it if my damn author starts writing my story again.
Artimus: Well I can't let them all live, you understand. Everybody has a role, a usefulness to fulfill, and once that is lived out, they are better off as meat.
Dr. Matt: Oh, several. Some with my Final Fantasy gun-blade, X-Caliber, others with the Death Note I found locked up in a vault run by some white-haired freak child that I wanted to kick in the head.
So I did.
Haha, he fell down! I think one of his dominoes got stuck in his eye~
What a weenie.
Do you hate anyone?
Zack: Anyone who would abuse others for their own gain, and those who restrict the freedoms of living creatures deserve my contempt.
Artimus: I used to. They're dead now.
Dr. Matt: This asshole who calls himself "The Doctor." I'm like, "Doctor who?" And he's like "Exactly," and that pisses me right the fuck off! Fucking phone-booth-driving prick. I got the one-up on him in a poker game, though, and scored this totally sweet screwdriver.
Have any secrets?
Zack: Well, I suppose the fact that I have sex with my Pokemon would be a bigger secret if you all weren't reading about it.
Artimus: My mate tells me that my heart is warm beneath the cold stone that barely beats around it. I... highly doubt it.
Dr. Matt: Yes, but none of my own. They belong to other people, I just happen to have them stored in my noodle.
For instance, did you know that Zack fucks his Pokemon? Like, almost all of them. I don't blame him, either, there are some really sexy beasties in that dimension. Then again, I've had catgirl, cabbit, android, furry, scaly, leathery, fleshy, upholstery(don't ask), and gooey. I could go on forever. And I would, if there weren't more questions to be answered. Onward!
Do you love anyone?
Zack: I love all of my companions as though they were part of me, and a good trainer knows that is as much a fact as anything else. Though my Absol, Katherine, holds a bit of a special place. I did have a human crush... but you won't know about that until the author decides to write more.
Artimus: You call one your true mate, you give love to those you care for, and you share lust as freely as you would water. Such is the creed of the Sendants.
Dr. Matt: Love's a funny word. I'm never in a dimension long enough to really love anyone, and my crew is mostly male. I suppose my engineer, a fox chick named Miles Prower is pretty hot... kinda cute, too. I don't know if it's love, tho-
Hm? A dude?
...Are you sure?
...You lie...
...But... it felt just like a woman!
Damn it that's the last time I drink an alcohol named after the destruction of a planet.
...Maaaybe the second to last time.
I did like those tails of hers. His? Oh, right, it's a guy.
...Are you sure?
What is your job?
Zack: Professional Pokemon trainer and amateur coordinator. People also call me a hero, but I don't really deserve it. After all, Aqua was just in my way at the time.
Artimus: Job? An occupation? That would imply that I had to work. The reason I fuck these royal harlots is so that they can provide an heir for me to control without having to do anything.
Dr. Matt: Ridding the multiverse of the scourge of the Blight, a manifestation of biotic, self-aware nano-machines. I also fight against a chaotic mage going by the name Magus, who travels the multiverse seeking to corrupt those once considered on the side of light and order to join him in his dark crusade.
He's a real douche-bag. His only real successful turn was a guy named Lloyd Irving. Still, that guy's enough trouble on his own.
Boy or Girl?
Zack: I'm a guy, if that's what you're asking.
Artimus: I prefer females, but I don't mind taking a male to my chambers, especially if he was a knight foolish enough to... oh, did I interpret this question wrong?
Dr. Matt: I call my penis Shen-Long, but you don't need balls to call him out. In fact, I'd prefer you didn't have any!
Unless you have a really cute butt. All butts are the same doggy-style.
What do you do to relax?
Zack: After a really intense battle, that's when I catch the most z's. Otherwise, I use my Skitty's Heal Bell to provide a sweet chime to chill by.
Artimus: It's hard not to relax when you have two very fine furs worshipping your flesh as if it was their God. Even harder if those two turn out to be your daughters.
Dr. Matt: Damn, Artimus... oh, anyway, yeah, I go to the pub I have on my multidimensional phase ship, the Cameo. There is also a 3D hologram room that I visit... occasionally.
What do you think your life expectancy is?
Zack: I'll go when I go. Until then, I keep walking.
Artimus: Barring catastrophy, my blood will allow me to live eternal.
Dr. Matt: Tonight! That way I won't be surprised, and I get a lot more done if I think that I'ma die as soon as I shut my eyes.
What is your favorite song?
Zack: Fort Minor's Remember the Name
Artimus: Hmm... this is a very pleasing song...
Inkubus Sukkubus - Reptile
It's easy to imagine it going through the heads of one of my pets. I should probably get one of them to sing it for me...
Dr. Matt:
Ladies and Gentlemen please,
Would you bring your attention to me!
For a feast for your eyes to see.
An explosion of catastrophe
Like nothing you've ever seen before!
Watch closely as I open this door,
Your jaws will be on the floor.
After this you'll be begging for more!
Welcome tooo the shooooow
Please come insiiiiide (heh)
DO YOU WANT IT?
DO YOU NEED IT?
LET ME HEAR IT!
Ladies and Gentlemen good evening,
You've seen that seeing is believing.
Your ears and your eyes will be bleeding.
Please check to see if you're still breathing.
Hold tight because the show is not over.
If you would, please, move in closer.
You're about to be bowled over,
By the wonders you're about to behold here!
Welcome tooo the shooooow
We're glad you came along
Please come insiiiiide (that always gets me)
And that's it! Thank you all for your cooperation.
Zack: No problem... does this mean you'll write more about me now?
Artimus: I was promised an elven female for my trouble...
Dr. Matt; So was I! What the fuck, man?
So long, folks! New Diamond Journal up after work!
Dr. Matt: I will murde-*transmission end*
