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12 years ago
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zwoosh-k9 )
1. What color are your underwear/panties?
Navy blue
2. Do they have a design?
Nope
3. Girls, what color is your bra?
*is a male*
4. Is there a design?
(see number 3)
5. What color are your socks?
White with gray at the heels and toes
6. Is there a design on them?
Nope
7. Are you a virgin?
Yes
8. Happy that way?
Yes and no. Yes, in that I will give that to my mate. No, because my mate isn't here.
9. What is your favorite sex position?
Having not had sex yet I can't say what my favorite position really is.
10. What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
Hetero
11. Do you look at hentai?
Yup
12. Real porn?
Yes
13. Do you read smutty/porn stories?
Affirmative
14. Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
Nuh uh
15. Who was your first kiss with?
A friend
16. Are they of the opposite sex?
Yes
17. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Nope
18. Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
Maybe a couple of 'em. But my first will always be for my mate ... and she would have to agree to either let me, or agree to join in. ~_^
19. Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
Not even there.
20. If so, where?
Don't got none nowhere. (HAH ... triple negative!)
21. Do you have any tattoos?
I've thought about getting one, but have never had the chance to do so. So, alas, the only tattoos I've had have been when I was a kid using those temporary ones.
22. If so, where?
Don't make me pull out the triple negative again!
23. Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
See numbah 7
24. Ever done any illegal drugs?
Nevuh
25. If so, which ones?
See numbuh 24
26. Have you ever cheated on someone?
No
27. Ever been cheated on?
Not that I've been aware of.
28. Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
Not to my recollection.
29. Do you own any sex toys?
Nope
30. Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
Nope
31. Have you ever masturbated?
I am a guy after all.
32. Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
Nope
33. Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
No
34. Are you on any form of birth control(the pill, the patch, etc)?
Not unless there's a form of birth control like that for males ... and even then I'm not on it.
35. Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
Written? Yes. Drawn? Once or twice, but I'm not that good of an artist, so I tend to stick to writing.
36. Do you swear in front of your parents?
Sometimes, but I try to avoid the F-Bomb.
37. Do they care?
A bit
38. Are you uncomfortable yet?
Not particularly.
39. Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
I think so ... but without any proof that I'm not just some minuscule part in some higher power's all-encompassing plan, I can't be 100% sure about that.
zwoosh-k9 )1. What color are your underwear/panties?
Navy blue
2. Do they have a design?
Nope
3. Girls, what color is your bra?
*is a male*
4. Is there a design?
(see number 3)
5. What color are your socks?
White with gray at the heels and toes
6. Is there a design on them?
Nope
7. Are you a virgin?
Yes
8. Happy that way?
Yes and no. Yes, in that I will give that to my mate. No, because my mate isn't here.
9. What is your favorite sex position?
Having not had sex yet I can't say what my favorite position really is.
10. What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
Hetero
11. Do you look at hentai?
Yup
12. Real porn?
Yes
13. Do you read smutty/porn stories?
Affirmative
14. Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
Nuh uh
15. Who was your first kiss with?
A friend
16. Are they of the opposite sex?
Yes
17. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Nope
18. Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
Maybe a couple of 'em. But my first will always be for my mate ... and she would have to agree to either let me, or agree to join in. ~_^
19. Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
Not even there.
20. If so, where?
Don't got none nowhere. (HAH ... triple negative!)
21. Do you have any tattoos?
I've thought about getting one, but have never had the chance to do so. So, alas, the only tattoos I've had have been when I was a kid using those temporary ones.
22. If so, where?
Don't make me pull out the triple negative again!
23. Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
See numbah 7
24. Ever done any illegal drugs?
Nevuh
25. If so, which ones?
See numbuh 24
26. Have you ever cheated on someone?
No
27. Ever been cheated on?
Not that I've been aware of.
28. Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
Not to my recollection.
29. Do you own any sex toys?
Nope
30. Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
Nope
31. Have you ever masturbated?
I am a guy after all.
32. Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
Nope
33. Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
No
34. Are you on any form of birth control(the pill, the patch, etc)?
Not unless there's a form of birth control like that for males ... and even then I'm not on it.
35. Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
Written? Yes. Drawn? Once or twice, but I'm not that good of an artist, so I tend to stick to writing.
36. Do you swear in front of your parents?
Sometimes, but I try to avoid the F-Bomb.
37. Do they care?
A bit
38. Are you uncomfortable yet?
Not particularly.
39. Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
I think so ... but without any proof that I'm not just some minuscule part in some higher power's all-encompassing plan, I can't be 100% sure about that.
