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can't sleep because dog tomorrow asdflkjjsdkfllkjfdslkjfdslkjds so I stole a couple of memes from 
psychhe
1. We all know what we call you, what about the folks at home? What's your name?
Jaime or Azzy and I'm not bothering with anything beyond that lol
2. How tall are you?
5'2" sob
3. Natural hair color?
brown
4. What about eye color?
hazelly greeny yellowy idfk
5. What orientation are you?
asexual, unsure about romantic orientation? on days when I hate people more I'm decidedly aromantic and other days I'm like IDK I COULD DATE PEOPLE???!?!
6. Are you single, taken, or undecided?
single
7. What do you do in your spare time?
internet, drawing things, watching tv idk
8. What's your job?
walmart cashier
9. What's one thing you like about yourself?
I actually really dig my hair these days \o/
10. Alright, now what about something you dislike about yourself?
everything else \o/
11. What's some things your friends noticed about you when they first met you?
I have no idea, I'm not my friends.
12. Of what faith/religion are you(if any at all?)
none
13. Do you drink?
uhh socially I guess. if other people are I do, never been drunk tho.
14. Do you smoke?
noooo
15. What are your fears?
presentations fuck fuck fuck basically anything social fdslkjsdf
16. What are your dreams/goals?
I have no idea
17. Ever had any crushes/ex's in the past/present?
not really
18. Who's your best bud(s)?
Tayla, McKinley, Hunter, Becca, Lauren, Hadrian, Kitcat, Minnow, Laine, a fuckton of other people idk tHESE ARE JUST THE PEOPLE I TALK TO LOTS OK
19. Alright, you got the cravin' for munchies, what'cha reachin' for?
NACHOS
20. Favorite drink?
root beer
21. Favorite color(s)?
green
22. If you had any super power, what would it be?
YOU KNOW WHAT I don't even fucking know anymore. Used to always assume shapeshifting into animals because yknow dogs and stuff but sometimes I wish I could be like Mystique from X-Men?? like just shapeshift into different people?? actually you know what fuck super powers I WANNA BE A WIZARD CAN I GO TO HOGWARTS PLEASE THANK
23. Favorite movie?
Uhhh Avengers, The Dark Knight trilogy, Repo! The Genetic Opera, How To Train Your Dragon, Fight Club...idk I have a lot of favourite movies haha.
24. Least favorite food?
Peas fUCK.
25. Quick! You have only one meal left before you die!!! What is it?
CAN IT BE HUGEMASSIVE CAN I STARVE MYSELF ALL DAY FIRST in that case a slice of hawaiian pizza, a mango, a couple of perogies with barbeque sauce, a big of steak, and a fuckton of bacon ok
26. What do you drive/wish you drove?
I want a porsche
27. Most disliked bug?
fUCKING JUNEBUGS OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY'RE CALLED I KNOW THEY'RE HARMLESS BUT THEY'RE SO FUCKING NASTY LOOKING
28. Most hated pet peeves?
people interrupting me midsentence fuck
29. Dislike in life?
people
30. Most annoying?
people
31. Most disliked TV show?
I don't really watch anything I don't like.
MEME NUMBER TWO OK HERE WE GO relationship meme even though I am boring in that department hahaha
1. Are looks important in a relationship?
kind of
2. Are relationships ever worth it?
I guess?
3. Are you a virgin?
ye
4. Are you in a relationship?
noooo
5. Are you in love?
noooo
6. Are you single this year?
yeeee
7. Can you commit to one person?
yes
8. Describe your crush
don't have one
9. Describe your perfect mate
nerdy like me with a good sense of humor and able to put up with my ridiculous mood swings and self hatred and stuff.
10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
no
11. Do you ever want to get married?
haha no
12. Do you forgive betrayal?
depends on the situation. I hold a pretty decent grudge, but I'm willing to forgive.
13. Do you get jealous easily?
yes lmfao I am terrible. I'm possessive over my friends. It's better that I'm asexual hahaha.
14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
not really no
15. Do you have any piercings?
yes, don't wear them anymore though.
16. Do you have any tattoos?
no
17. Do you like kissing in public?
not really?
20. Do you shower every day?
I usually shower every other day actually, unless my hair is really disgusting.
21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
HAHAHAHAno. Unless random girls on imvu trying to flirt with me count.
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
well if they're reading this probably yeah \o/ but as I'm typing this, no.
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
yes
24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
HAHAno
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
not really?? wouldn't object, but I'd prefer to be out of high school because of reasons.
26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
no
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
no
28. Have you ever been cheated on?
no
29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
never had anyone to cheat on
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
lol
31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
no
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
no
33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
no
34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
ok do you remember the virgin question?
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
no
36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
kind of but not really
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
no
38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
no
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
literally everyone i have liked
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
no
41. Have you had sex so far this year?
no
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
idk
43. How long was your longest relationship?
n/a
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
none
45. How many people did you kiss in 2011?
none
46. How many times did you have sex last year?
none
47. How old are you?
like four and a bit months into being a legal adult \o/
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
I don't like anyone
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
don't have one of those
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
I DON'T HAVE ONE OF THOSE??!?!?!
51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
no
52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on?
not really?? like no one particular person
53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
no
54. Is there someone you will never forget?
yes, but not in a ~*~romantic~*~ way
55. Share a relationship story.
um
56. State 8 facts about your body
- somewhere around 150-160 pounds because I'm a fatass
- I'm 5'2"
- ...I have a bunch of freckles on my arm that can be connected to make a triangle
- I have an ingrown toenail
- I have two scars on my lip
- I have a lot of other scars too but idk how many uh
- my feet are really fucking chubby and wide
- in the past like year I've suddenly gotten cheekbones?!?! so I guess that counts? they're kind of prominent at certain angles I want to lose weight just so they will be more prominent is that wrong I just really like cheekbones
57. Things you want to say to an ex
hello person from future
58. What are five ways to win your heart?
- don't be a dick about my gender and sexuality like everyone who has ever expressed interest in me ever
- call me Jaime
- don't touch me excessively I don't like people touching me
- be super geeky with me I need people to fantard with
- idk just be open to stuff I guess??
59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
no
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
n/a
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
um their face??
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
whispers watch game of thrones with me bb
63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
...why is this a question wat
64. What is your definition of cheating?
uh
doing things
with people who aren't your partner
ye
65. What is your favorite foreplay routine?
no
66. What is your favorite roleplay?
do Elder Scrolls games count
67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
staying in, maybe watching a movie and having dinner and uh stuff??
68. What is your sexual orientation?
asexual
69. What turns you off?
people
70. What turns you on?
I don't really have kinks??
71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
I had a dream last night I was being electrocuted. It wasn't kinky but man was I feeling fucked up when I woke up you don't even know.
72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
'let's never do this again because I am also asexual ok cool'
73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
put up with all my crazy
74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
I'm not really looking at all...
75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
idk
76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
idk
77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
I don't know, it works fine for some people but for others...like my mom and her boyfriend are...like 15 or 16 years apart and the maturity difference is insane (he acts like he's 12). I think it's best to be only a few years apart, idk. But I own't judge you, just from what I've seen that generally works best.
78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
don't have one??
79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
I don't know
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
mom when I went to bed dOES THAT COUNT
81. Who are five people you find attractive?
um just
people
I tend to find people attractive more based on who they are than what they look like?? and it's not even real attraction it's like...I don't know it's just different. I can't explain it.
82. Who is the last person you hugged?
my dog lol
83. Who was your first kiss with?
never had one \o/
84. Why did your last relationship fail?
um
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
probably the only way I will get to date anyone :'D
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psychhe1. We all know what we call you, what about the folks at home? What's your name?
Jaime or Azzy and I'm not bothering with anything beyond that lol
2. How tall are you?
5'2" sob
3. Natural hair color?
brown
4. What about eye color?
hazelly greeny yellowy idfk
5. What orientation are you?
asexual, unsure about romantic orientation? on days when I hate people more I'm decidedly aromantic and other days I'm like IDK I COULD DATE PEOPLE???!?!
6. Are you single, taken, or undecided?
single
7. What do you do in your spare time?
internet, drawing things, watching tv idk
8. What's your job?
walmart cashier
9. What's one thing you like about yourself?
I actually really dig my hair these days \o/
10. Alright, now what about something you dislike about yourself?
everything else \o/
11. What's some things your friends noticed about you when they first met you?
I have no idea, I'm not my friends.
12. Of what faith/religion are you(if any at all?)
none
13. Do you drink?
uhh socially I guess. if other people are I do, never been drunk tho.
14. Do you smoke?
noooo
15. What are your fears?
presentations fuck fuck fuck basically anything social fdslkjsdf
16. What are your dreams/goals?
I have no idea
17. Ever had any crushes/ex's in the past/present?
not really
18. Who's your best bud(s)?
Tayla, McKinley, Hunter, Becca, Lauren, Hadrian, Kitcat, Minnow, Laine, a fuckton of other people idk tHESE ARE JUST THE PEOPLE I TALK TO LOTS OK
19. Alright, you got the cravin' for munchies, what'cha reachin' for?
NACHOS
20. Favorite drink?
root beer
21. Favorite color(s)?
green
22. If you had any super power, what would it be?
YOU KNOW WHAT I don't even fucking know anymore. Used to always assume shapeshifting into animals because yknow dogs and stuff but sometimes I wish I could be like Mystique from X-Men?? like just shapeshift into different people?? actually you know what fuck super powers I WANNA BE A WIZARD CAN I GO TO HOGWARTS PLEASE THANK
23. Favorite movie?
Uhhh Avengers, The Dark Knight trilogy, Repo! The Genetic Opera, How To Train Your Dragon, Fight Club...idk I have a lot of favourite movies haha.
24. Least favorite food?
Peas fUCK.
25. Quick! You have only one meal left before you die!!! What is it?
CAN IT BE HUGEMASSIVE CAN I STARVE MYSELF ALL DAY FIRST in that case a slice of hawaiian pizza, a mango, a couple of perogies with barbeque sauce, a big of steak, and a fuckton of bacon ok
26. What do you drive/wish you drove?
I want a porsche
27. Most disliked bug?
fUCKING JUNEBUGS OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY'RE CALLED I KNOW THEY'RE HARMLESS BUT THEY'RE SO FUCKING NASTY LOOKING
28. Most hated pet peeves?
people interrupting me midsentence fuck
29. Dislike in life?
people
30. Most annoying?
people
31. Most disliked TV show?
I don't really watch anything I don't like.
MEME NUMBER TWO OK HERE WE GO relationship meme even though I am boring in that department hahaha
1. Are looks important in a relationship?
kind of
2. Are relationships ever worth it?
I guess?
3. Are you a virgin?
ye
4. Are you in a relationship?
noooo
5. Are you in love?
noooo
6. Are you single this year?
yeeee
7. Can you commit to one person?
yes
8. Describe your crush
don't have one
9. Describe your perfect mate
nerdy like me with a good sense of humor and able to put up with my ridiculous mood swings and self hatred and stuff.
10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
no
11. Do you ever want to get married?
haha no
12. Do you forgive betrayal?
depends on the situation. I hold a pretty decent grudge, but I'm willing to forgive.
13. Do you get jealous easily?
yes lmfao I am terrible. I'm possessive over my friends. It's better that I'm asexual hahaha.
14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
not really no
15. Do you have any piercings?
yes, don't wear them anymore though.
16. Do you have any tattoos?
no
17. Do you like kissing in public?
not really?
20. Do you shower every day?
I usually shower every other day actually, unless my hair is really disgusting.
21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
HAHAHAHAno. Unless random girls on imvu trying to flirt with me count.
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
well if they're reading this probably yeah \o/ but as I'm typing this, no.
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
yes
24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
HAHAno
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
not really?? wouldn't object, but I'd prefer to be out of high school because of reasons.
26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
no
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
no
28. Have you ever been cheated on?
no
29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
never had anyone to cheat on
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
lol
31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
no
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
no
33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
no
34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
ok do you remember the virgin question?
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
no
36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
kind of but not really
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
no
38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
no
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
literally everyone i have liked
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
no
41. Have you had sex so far this year?
no
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
idk
43. How long was your longest relationship?
n/a
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
none
45. How many people did you kiss in 2011?
none
46. How many times did you have sex last year?
none
47. How old are you?
like four and a bit months into being a legal adult \o/
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
I don't like anyone
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
don't have one of those
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
I DON'T HAVE ONE OF THOSE??!?!?!
51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
no
52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on?
not really?? like no one particular person
53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
no
54. Is there someone you will never forget?
yes, but not in a ~*~romantic~*~ way
55. Share a relationship story.
um
56. State 8 facts about your body
- somewhere around 150-160 pounds because I'm a fatass
- I'm 5'2"
- ...I have a bunch of freckles on my arm that can be connected to make a triangle
- I have an ingrown toenail
- I have two scars on my lip
- I have a lot of other scars too but idk how many uh
- my feet are really fucking chubby and wide
- in the past like year I've suddenly gotten cheekbones?!?! so I guess that counts? they're kind of prominent at certain angles I want to lose weight just so they will be more prominent is that wrong I just really like cheekbones
57. Things you want to say to an ex
hello person from future
58. What are five ways to win your heart?
- don't be a dick about my gender and sexuality like everyone who has ever expressed interest in me ever
- call me Jaime
- don't touch me excessively I don't like people touching me
- be super geeky with me I need people to fantard with
- idk just be open to stuff I guess??
59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
no
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
n/a
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
um their face??
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
whispers watch game of thrones with me bb
63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
...why is this a question wat
64. What is your definition of cheating?
uh
doing things
with people who aren't your partner
ye
65. What is your favorite foreplay routine?
no
66. What is your favorite roleplay?
do Elder Scrolls games count
67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
staying in, maybe watching a movie and having dinner and uh stuff??
68. What is your sexual orientation?
asexual
69. What turns you off?
people
70. What turns you on?
I don't really have kinks??
71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
I had a dream last night I was being electrocuted. It wasn't kinky but man was I feeling fucked up when I woke up you don't even know.
72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
'let's never do this again because I am also asexual ok cool'
73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
put up with all my crazy
74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
I'm not really looking at all...
75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
idk
76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
idk
77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
I don't know, it works fine for some people but for others...like my mom and her boyfriend are...like 15 or 16 years apart and the maturity difference is insane (he acts like he's 12). I think it's best to be only a few years apart, idk. But I own't judge you, just from what I've seen that generally works best.
78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
don't have one??
79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
I don't know
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
mom when I went to bed dOES THAT COUNT
81. Who are five people you find attractive?
um just
people
I tend to find people attractive more based on who they are than what they look like?? and it's not even real attraction it's like...I don't know it's just different. I can't explain it.
82. Who is the last person you hugged?
my dog lol
83. Who was your first kiss with?
never had one \o/
84. Why did your last relationship fail?
um
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
probably the only way I will get to date anyone :'D
WOW YEP TIME PASSED
