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12 years ago
Taken from someone on InkBunny
Rules: Just make up any answer to the questions! :P
Question: "You have been knighted by the King, what title do you choose?"
Answer: Sir Marcus the Wolf
Question: "The town is in an uproar and drags a poor wretch woman to be burned at the stake, what do you do?"
Answer: March into town and demand to know what she did.
Question: "Uh-Oh! An Evil Wizard has summoned a Demon from Hell to terrorize the town! What do you do?"
Answer: Go and pay them a visit, with my axe!
Question: "The princess has been captured by a terrible dragon and held prisoner in a nearby keep! The king wants you to rescue her! What do you do?"
Answer: Demand a detachment of soldiers and face the dragon myself, distracting it while the King's men rescue the princess.
Question: "You are off to slay the dragon and rescue the princess! What weapons and armor do you bring?"
Answer: My armour is crafted from the finest plated, ebony steel. My weapons are a war axe and a shield for protection.
Question: "You approach the dragons keep and now stand before the dragon! What do you do?"
Answer: Determine whether the dragon intends to attack or not, and either retaliate or attempt to reason with it if possible.
Question: "After a long battle with the great dragon, how do you slay the great beast?"
Answer: The dragon will fall by the sheer force of my strength with my axe, I will in all likelihood cause it to bleed out or choke after I bury my axe in its throat.
Question: "The dragon is defeated, the princess rescued and the king overjoyed! How are you rewarded?"
Answer: I am rewarded with a huge sum of gold and the promise of the princess's hand in marriage, the latter of which I will decline, and instead ask that she travel with me on my journeys.
Question: "How dose this fairy tale end for you?"
Answer: It ends with me turning out to be both a noble night, and ravenous hedonist, the princess as my companion in many adventures - some conquests would require more privacy than others though of course.
Rules: Just make up any answer to the questions! :P
Question: "You have been knighted by the King, what title do you choose?"
Answer: Sir Marcus the Wolf
Question: "The town is in an uproar and drags a poor wretch woman to be burned at the stake, what do you do?"
Answer: March into town and demand to know what she did.
Question: "Uh-Oh! An Evil Wizard has summoned a Demon from Hell to terrorize the town! What do you do?"
Answer: Go and pay them a visit, with my axe!
Question: "The princess has been captured by a terrible dragon and held prisoner in a nearby keep! The king wants you to rescue her! What do you do?"
Answer: Demand a detachment of soldiers and face the dragon myself, distracting it while the King's men rescue the princess.
Question: "You are off to slay the dragon and rescue the princess! What weapons and armor do you bring?"
Answer: My armour is crafted from the finest plated, ebony steel. My weapons are a war axe and a shield for protection.
Question: "You approach the dragons keep and now stand before the dragon! What do you do?"
Answer: Determine whether the dragon intends to attack or not, and either retaliate or attempt to reason with it if possible.
Question: "After a long battle with the great dragon, how do you slay the great beast?"
Answer: The dragon will fall by the sheer force of my strength with my axe, I will in all likelihood cause it to bleed out or choke after I bury my axe in its throat.
Question: "The dragon is defeated, the princess rescued and the king overjoyed! How are you rewarded?"
Answer: I am rewarded with a huge sum of gold and the promise of the princess's hand in marriage, the latter of which I will decline, and instead ask that she travel with me on my journeys.
Question: "How dose this fairy tale end for you?"
Answer: It ends with me turning out to be both a noble night, and ravenous hedonist, the princess as my companion in many adventures - some conquests would require more privacy than others though of course.
