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Meme that has turned into a series of rants
12 years ago
Well, since I'm working on settling my stomach after eating too much too fast (it happens when your lunch is gulp down some soup quickly and get back into surgery) I'll just do a meme
1. We all know what we call you, what about the folks at home? What's your name?
Hey you!
2. How tall are you?
5'5
3. Natural hair color?
black
4. What about eye color?
Brown
5. What orientation are you?
Straight
6. Are you single, taken, or undecided?
Taken
7. What do you do in your spare time?
Sleep and eat. Once in awhile I'll game or read.
8. What's your job?
Vet tech
9. What's one thing you like about yourself?
When I get that flash of brilliance, I'm awesome
10. Alright, now what about something you dislike about yourself?
My skin and allergies
11. What's some things your friends noticed about you when they first met you?
That I'm weird
12. Of what faith/religion are you(if any at all?)
Hmm, nothing really. I do believe in karma though
13. Do you drink?
Not really. Only when I'm extremely stressed
14. Do you smoke?
No way
15. What are your fears?
Failure
16. What are your dreams/goals?
Be happy
17. Ever had any crushes/ex's in the past/present?
crushes, yes
18. Who's your best bud?
no idea, I don't really hang out with people that much. Probably my cat though
19. Alright, you got the cravin' for munchies, what'cha reachin' for?
Chips and popcorn
20. Favorite drink?
Whatever I'm craving. Currently, it's root beer
21. Favorite color?
blue
22. If you had any super power, what would it be?
Control time. I just don't have enough to do everything
23. Favorite movie?
Up is cute
24. Least favorite food?
Most seafood.
25. Quick! You have only one meal left before you die!!! What is it?
Something to get me super high.
26. What do you drive/wish you drove?
I want Golf-Falia!
27. Most disliked bug?
Spiders
28. Most hated pet peeves?
ATM, the lazy ass smokers. Seriously, we're swamped, busy, I'm running my tail off and what do I hear? "Going to go for a smoke!" Dude...I have a dying patient to deal with and you have your shit to do that you're dumping onto me because you need a bloody SMOKE?! Ok, cool, but why do you still get an hour's lunch? Fuck it, next time it's busy I'm gonna say "Going to go play on my DS for 15 minutes" and see how you like it...bitch
29. Dislike in life?
Hmm...what did I just rant about? Oh what the hell? How horrid can parents be to not notice their kids luring 4 dogs with treats just to pour boiling water on them, causing severe burns? Apparently, they exist. Now, if you don't mind, I'm gonna listen to Brocket 99
30. Most annoying?
...Well, another rant eh? Just because you're a farmer, country girl/boy, survivalist, does not mean you get mad at the city vets ripping you off when your cat/dog goes into kidney/liver failure because you decided to give it baby tylenol/advil because apparently it can't hurt the pet, right, because it's BABY!
Or, yes, I know you had cats/dogs all your life. That does not mean I'm going to suddenly switch diets from Healthy Advantage to Blue Buffalo or Whiskas. $1500 for an unblock on Whiskas. (Oh, but I've owned so many cats and never had a problem), Well, then you've been lucky, I'm still not risking it. For Blue Buffalo, "chicken by product meal? Like OMG!" Look it up, you dolts. Seriously, what the hell are you putting on the BBQ grill? Hot dog wieners?! OMFG! By product is really not much different than dim sum or hot dogs. And yay, my dog can enjoy a high protein diet like his ancestors did...along with kidney failure!
When you love them like family, you wanna feed them like family, that's why I feed them Healthy Advantage...ok that so did not work...but hey, look at my cat's floofy soft coat...purrrrfect
31. Most disliked TV show?
toddlers and tiaras. Crying kids+shallow bitches. Nuff said.
Well, that was a relief to get off my chest...
1. We all know what we call you, what about the folks at home? What's your name?
Hey you!
2. How tall are you?
5'5
3. Natural hair color?
black
4. What about eye color?
Brown
5. What orientation are you?
Straight
6. Are you single, taken, or undecided?
Taken
7. What do you do in your spare time?
Sleep and eat. Once in awhile I'll game or read.
8. What's your job?
Vet tech
9. What's one thing you like about yourself?
When I get that flash of brilliance, I'm awesome
10. Alright, now what about something you dislike about yourself?
My skin and allergies
11. What's some things your friends noticed about you when they first met you?
That I'm weird
12. Of what faith/religion are you(if any at all?)
Hmm, nothing really. I do believe in karma though
13. Do you drink?
Not really. Only when I'm extremely stressed
14. Do you smoke?
No way
15. What are your fears?
Failure
16. What are your dreams/goals?
Be happy
17. Ever had any crushes/ex's in the past/present?
crushes, yes
18. Who's your best bud?
no idea, I don't really hang out with people that much. Probably my cat though
19. Alright, you got the cravin' for munchies, what'cha reachin' for?
Chips and popcorn
20. Favorite drink?
Whatever I'm craving. Currently, it's root beer
21. Favorite color?
blue
22. If you had any super power, what would it be?
Control time. I just don't have enough to do everything
23. Favorite movie?
Up is cute
24. Least favorite food?
Most seafood.
25. Quick! You have only one meal left before you die!!! What is it?
Something to get me super high.
26. What do you drive/wish you drove?
I want Golf-Falia!
27. Most disliked bug?
Spiders
28. Most hated pet peeves?
ATM, the lazy ass smokers. Seriously, we're swamped, busy, I'm running my tail off and what do I hear? "Going to go for a smoke!" Dude...I have a dying patient to deal with and you have your shit to do that you're dumping onto me because you need a bloody SMOKE?! Ok, cool, but why do you still get an hour's lunch? Fuck it, next time it's busy I'm gonna say "Going to go play on my DS for 15 minutes" and see how you like it...bitch
29. Dislike in life?
Hmm...what did I just rant about? Oh what the hell? How horrid can parents be to not notice their kids luring 4 dogs with treats just to pour boiling water on them, causing severe burns? Apparently, they exist. Now, if you don't mind, I'm gonna listen to Brocket 99
30. Most annoying?
...Well, another rant eh? Just because you're a farmer, country girl/boy, survivalist, does not mean you get mad at the city vets ripping you off when your cat/dog goes into kidney/liver failure because you decided to give it baby tylenol/advil because apparently it can't hurt the pet, right, because it's BABY!
Or, yes, I know you had cats/dogs all your life. That does not mean I'm going to suddenly switch diets from Healthy Advantage to Blue Buffalo or Whiskas. $1500 for an unblock on Whiskas. (Oh, but I've owned so many cats and never had a problem), Well, then you've been lucky, I'm still not risking it. For Blue Buffalo, "chicken by product meal? Like OMG!" Look it up, you dolts. Seriously, what the hell are you putting on the BBQ grill? Hot dog wieners?! OMFG! By product is really not much different than dim sum or hot dogs. And yay, my dog can enjoy a high protein diet like his ancestors did...along with kidney failure!
When you love them like family, you wanna feed them like family, that's why I feed them Healthy Advantage...ok that so did not work...but hey, look at my cat's floofy soft coat...purrrrfect
31. Most disliked TV show?
toddlers and tiaras. Crying kids+shallow bitches. Nuff said.
Well, that was a relief to get off my chest...
blue
Alright off you go then