Where are you staying?
Some big ass hotel, I don't now.

What day are you getting there?
THFURSDAY

Who will you be with?
 yummers jym coopertom kitsunefoxman clete

Who will you hang out with during the convention?
Like, literally everyone. Everyone ever.

Will you be suiting?
No, I'm not even going to bring my suit. Bringing fursuits to cons is like wearing the band shirt for the band you're going to see. I would never be THAT guy.


Do you do free art?
I'll try but I am not that great of an artist, it takes me a long time to make a character look good.

What is your gender?
Malegina

How tall are you?
5'9"

Are you taken? Are you looking for a 'mate'?
Sorry ladies. Sorry ladies. Sorry Ladies. Soooooorrrrrrry laaaaaaaaAaaadieeeees.

Can I talk to you?
You better fucking talk to me, I'm driving 14 hours to get to this shit! If I hear one person tell me they saw me but were too afraid to say hi to me, I'll fucking DESTROY.

Can I touch you?
YOU BETTER FUCKING TOUCH ME, I'm driving 14 hours! If I hear one person say they wanted to grope my ass but were too intimidated...

How can I find you?
Either note me with cell numbers or just look for me in suit or look for a hipster with a nose ring and shitty brown hair probably wearing plaid, I tend not to check twitter at cons.

Can I visit your room?
Visiting hours will be posted on the front door. There will be 90 fursuits in there and 90 people so it will be like visiting a closet. A closet with people.

Can I buy you drinks?
You better buy me a drink!!!! I'm driving 14 hours and If i hear one person say they wanted to buy me a drink but they spent all their money on blow, I'll fucking DESTROY.

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
HELL NO. What the hell is this, the View??

Are you nice?
Definitely not.

Do you have an artist table?
Maaaybe, I don't know. Probably not. No, I don't think so.

Will you be going to parties?
Every time I go to a party, it's just a fat naked guy on a bed and some Mad dog 2020. So yes.

Will you be performing?
Yeah! I might do an accordion song at the masquerade (If i get up the nerve to try out!) I'll probably try out for the dance comp if I can pick a damn song. I'm not holding by breath on getting in! FWA dance comp is super competitive. I'll be fursuiting talking nonsense like usual, and dancing.

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
lasso me with the lasso tool.

What/where will you be eating?
Whatever places have vegetarian options, That mall and some asian places down the street, the falafel place. No fast food! Probably just drinking Sandwich water the whole time.


Can I draw in your sketchbook?
No, my sketchbook is just to look cool.

Can I take your picture?
YOU BETTER FUCKING TAKE MY PICTURE!!!! Do you know how cute I am? I was designed for photorealism.

What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
My goal with this con and every con is go to back to my real life with a clear head and feeling rejuvenated. Sometimes you have to get away from reality in order for it to make sense.


Listen: I am a sarcastic douche bag and when I get drunk I am a SUPER douche bag, but It doesn't mean I don't love you. I'm sorry ahead of time for whatever I say to you during this con! I'm also the least cuddly person you can imagine, You'll see. You'll want to pet me, but something inside will hold you back. Don't hesitate to say hi to me though, seriously.

See you at FWA!