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Jesie's on her way to SKINNY JEANS
12 years ago
Aww Yeah. I put a pair of shorts on today that I use to just nearly fit in. They're actually loose on me!
No more seam bustin' for this fat ass gator! Hot diggady! Here soon I'ma need a belt to swim!
This pleases me.
No more seam bustin' for this fat ass gator! Hot diggady! Here soon I'ma need a belt to swim!
This pleases me.
I learned about that idea the hard way.
I WAS THE ONLY PERSON IN IT AT THE TIME, HUSH THY IMPENDING GASPS OF HORROR
My entire summer was spent in a kiddy pool...
Also drunk.
It was fantastic.
ALSO if you spent all summer in that pool you musta pruned like... REALLY BADLY
HURRDEDURR
We're all only a collection of pretty skin and hair cells, one redneck away from bein' worn on their person.
HAWAIIAN SHIRTS ARE S'POSE TO BE BIG.