So first of all, you, my loyal audience of 9 or so (probably less) have noticed I don't exactly do much on FA. "Why yes I am just an art stalker, I suppose". Periodically I make things too though (just recently I made this really cool art box that holds things like a proper box should, but then I didn't take pictures, so and I can't take credit for it anymore). You might wonder What I do with my life these days. The answer is wash blood off the walls.

By the way, did I mention I work in a butcher shop now? Well I do. Its an ok job I guess, but its not a career. Gotta get my minimum wage on somehow I guess though, and its a lot better than a lot of people these days (which is alarming). In my spare time I'm a casual Nerd (recovering from the old days of full nerdom). Vidjagames are fun, but eat time I don't have. Also partying; turns out alcohol is tasty.

If this makes me seem like a really boring person, then there's one thing you should know about me, I don't talk about myself. Like ever. I'm the least important person in my life. So people tend to talk about me for me; tales of What I've done, and how. It almost seems legendary. And weird cause its about me. But whatever. Moral of the story is we should meet in real life: I'm apparently a pretty cool guy.

As for my not posting anything, I do all my interwebz write-y bits on another site, Its over here: http://abkanis-keli.livejournal.com/ (hotlink coming soon when I know how to make one)
Anonymous comments are enabled, so feel free to drop a line and stalker me there. It has a lot of crap on it, and right now I'm holding my new years resolution of "try to type a journal everyweek so people undersatnd whats goign through my head" dealio on it

Plans for the future: intending to attend condition green, ideally in costume. get rich, and be happy with my life (its pretty meh now).

And now to clear everything out of the way, one of them meme journal whatever's that we copy and paste from someone else. I might do another one later on to see what happens.

ON WITH THE QUESTIONS


Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? --- It'd be pretty hard not to in todays facebook-happy society
Been arrested? --- nope, just warned
Kissed someone you didn't like? ---Drunken dares. Also retroactive disliking (me and my ex are a bit bitter)
Slept in until 5 PM? ---Nope. I have to be up by 10am or tragedy
Fallen asleep at work/school? --- Its happened. I'm sorry but classes about insulation are dullllllllllllllll
Ran a red light? --- Not in a car
Been suspended from school? --- Theres been times where it was reccomended I not show up for a few days
Experienced love at first sight? --- Not quite first sight, but over a few hours yes
Totalled your car in an accident? --- NI mess that hotwheels car so much
Been fired from a job? --- thats really hard to do when unions are involved
Fired somebody? --- Ish. I've kicked people off committees a lot
Sang karaoke? --- OHGAWDNO
Pointed a gun at someone? --- Not a real one. Those get pointed at something else
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? --- Dollar says no one actually put a "no" for this question
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? --- Heh. yes. lungs are hard to put back in btw
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? --- There's this funny little thing where most of the time flakes will melt before actually reaching you're tongue because heat aura's and junk
Kissed in the rain? --- and it was tasty
Had a close brush with death (your own)? --- Of course. It's the only way to live
Seen someone die? --- I don't want to talk about it
Played spin-the-bottle? --- You know that drunken dares thing? yeahhhhhhh
Sang in the shower? --- I don't sing
Smoked a cigar? --- Nope
Sat on a rooftop? --- Iv'e done many things on rooftops
Taken pictures of yourself naked? --- Thats the one thing I haven't done yet because I know how things travel on the internet
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? --- Probably
Skipped school? --- Yes
Eaten a bug? --- bonus protein!
Sleepwalked? -- I think so
Walked a moonlit beach? --- Yup. It was kinda overrated
Ridden a motorcycle? --- HECK YES
Dumped someone? --- Theres actually a funny story about that
Forgotten your anniversary? --- Theres actually a funny story about that (I'm actually not kidding about the relevance of this answer)
Lied to avoid a ticket? --- Theres this thing where I don't drive
Ridden on a helicopter? --- Just a plane
Shaved your head? --- nope, too many scars
Blacked out from drinking? --- Should've, but no
Played a prank on someone? --- of course
Hit a home run? --- I'm better at soccer
Felt like killing someone? --- If my biological father reads this, yes I'm still gunning for you
Cross-dressed? --- Hey silk dresses are sexy, allright?
Been falling-down drunk? --- Yes, but without the actually falling down, I just become BFF's with the floor
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? --- Not because of my direct actions no.
Eaten snake? --- huh...never thought about that one
Marched/Protested? --- I go from indifferent to arson, with no in betweens for protesting
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? --- Man. I remember those things.
Puked on amusement ride? --- gonna take more than physics to do that
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? --- Xbox
Been in a band? --- lulzno
Knitted? --- My pocket can make a knot...thats kind of like knitting right?
Been on TV? --- when I was like 5
Shot a gun? --- once upon a time
Skinny-dipped? --- It was great!
Caused someone to need stitches? --- Not sure...probably
Ridden a surfboard? --- dude...I live in canada.... We don't exactly have waves
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? --- It's more efficient that way
Had surgery? --- I've cut myself open to dig things out, does that count?
Streaked? --- Heck yes
Taken by ambulance to hospital? --- Once, on account of work
Passed out when not drinking? --- Yup.
Peed on a bush? --- I own like half the city from a dogs point of view now
Donated Blood? --- I'm pretty fond of my blood kthanksbai
Grabbed electric fence? --- And I got art out of it!
Eaten alligator meat? --- CAN-A-DA. We don't have cool wildlife up here other than bears and wolves
Eaten cheesecake? --- It's not as good as everyone says btw
Eaten kids' Halloween candy? --- Was I suppsoed to stop going out for halloween?
Killed an animal when not hunting? --- Toads on a lawnmower
Peed your pants in public? --- nope
Written graffiti? --- ish. On friends stuff
Still love someone you shouldn't? --- That's.... A really dangerous question
Think about the future? --- yup. I like the utopian future one.
Been in handcuffs? --- not police handcuffs
Believe in love? --- It's a thing I don't know how to describe
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? --- Not on purpose



And with that I disappear back into obscurity. See some of you punks at con-green