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some cultural meme thing
13 years ago
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stolen from colouredshep on DA
BRITISH
[ ] You drink a lot of tea. (eww no)
[x] You know what a trolly is
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[/] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell." (i only use bloody hell)
[/]Fish and chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. Easily.
[ ] You dislike Emos almost as much as you dislike Chavs.
[ ] It's football.... Not soccer. (NO.FUCK.NOO!! it's god damn soccer , not football!!!)
Total = 2
AUSTRALIAN
[x]You wear flip-flops all year.
[x] You call flip-flops "thongs" not flip-flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[x] You are tanned. (most of the time)
[x] You're a bit of a bogan. (hahaha i can be when i wanna be XD )
[x]You have an Australian something.
Total = 9
ITALIAN
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[x] You know Italian songs.
[/] You have dark hair and dark eye colour.
[/] You speak some Italian (i only know a few words lol CX)
[x] You are under 5'10'' (haha im pretty sure i am :P )
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is among the best food in the world.
[x] You talk with your hands. ( i cant help it)
Total = 7
SPANISH
[x] You say 'member' instead of remember.
[/] You speak Spanish or some. (again i only know a few words)
[x] You like tacos. (WHO DOESNT XD)
[ ] YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr.
[/] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.(O_O unfortunatly yes........O_O)
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total = 6
RUSSIAN
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You don't get cold easily.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[/] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[ ] You eat sushi more than once a week.
[x] You love listening to techno.
Total = 2.5
POLISH
[ ] You know what a pizda is.
[ ] You have Pierogi at least once a week
[ ] People randomly call you their best friend.
[ ] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[x] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup.
Total = 1
IRISH
[/] You have a bad temper.(occasionally )
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a y, on, un, an, in, ry, ly.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[/] You have a family member from Ireland.... (well not really but i am part irish)
[ ] You have/had blond hair
[x] You have/had freckles.
Total = 3
ASIAN
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x ] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total = 2
GERMAN
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think American Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is. (of course i know what it is but it doesnt mean i like it )
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school. (well duhh)
[ ] You're under 5'4". (god i dont know)
Total = 4
CANADIAN
[x] You like to ride 4 wheelers.
[x] You say eh. (i say it most timess but a couple times i said it to my mum and she's like O.O wut)
[x] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[x] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[x] You watch Degrassi. (im so ashammed )
Total = 5
FRENCH
[] You like French toast.
[ ] You speak a little or are fluent in French.
[ ] You have eaten a snail.
[ ] You like fashion.
[ ] You have been to France.
[] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.
Total = 0
AMERICAN
[/] You hate foreigners.(kinda)
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[ ] You've been to more than 5 states.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured
[/] You don't read. ( WELL NOT ALL THE DAMN TIME..)
[ ] You shop at Wal-Mart.
Total = 2
NORWEGIAN
[x] You like/hate the rain
[ ] You love trolls.
[ ] You know what lutefisk is.
[ ] You have been whale hunting/seeing.
[ ] Food made with potatoes and flour rule.
[ ] Fish is a huge part of your diet.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair.
[x] You know how to fish and have fished before.
Total = 1
im a australian,italian,spanish,canadian .........O_O kthen
BRITISH
[ ] You drink a lot of tea. (eww no)
[x] You know what a trolly is
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[/] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell." (i only use bloody hell)
[/]Fish and chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. Easily.
[ ] You dislike Emos almost as much as you dislike Chavs.
[ ] It's football.... Not soccer. (NO.FUCK.NOO!! it's god damn soccer , not football!!!)
Total = 2
AUSTRALIAN
[x]You wear flip-flops all year.
[x] You call flip-flops "thongs" not flip-flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[x] You are tanned. (most of the time)
[x] You're a bit of a bogan. (hahaha i can be when i wanna be XD )
[x]You have an Australian something.
Total = 9
ITALIAN
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[x] You know Italian songs.
[/] You have dark hair and dark eye colour.
[/] You speak some Italian (i only know a few words lol CX)
[x] You are under 5'10'' (haha im pretty sure i am :P )
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is among the best food in the world.
[x] You talk with your hands. ( i cant help it)
Total = 7
SPANISH
[x] You say 'member' instead of remember.
[/] You speak Spanish or some. (again i only know a few words)
[x] You like tacos. (WHO DOESNT XD)
[ ] YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr.
[/] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.(O_O unfortunatly yes........O_O)
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total = 6
RUSSIAN
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You don't get cold easily.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[/] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[ ] You eat sushi more than once a week.
[x] You love listening to techno.
Total = 2.5
POLISH
[ ] You know what a pizda is.
[ ] You have Pierogi at least once a week
[ ] People randomly call you their best friend.
[ ] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[x] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup.
Total = 1
IRISH
[/] You have a bad temper.(occasionally )
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a y, on, un, an, in, ry, ly.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[/] You have a family member from Ireland.... (well not really but i am part irish)
[ ] You have/had blond hair
[x] You have/had freckles.
Total = 3
ASIAN
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x ] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total = 2
GERMAN
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think American Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is. (of course i know what it is but it doesnt mean i like it )
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school. (well duhh)
[ ] You're under 5'4". (god i dont know)
Total = 4
CANADIAN
[x] You like to ride 4 wheelers.
[x] You say eh. (i say it most timess but a couple times i said it to my mum and she's like O.O wut)
[x] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[x] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[x] You watch Degrassi. (im so ashammed )
Total = 5
FRENCH
[] You like French toast.
[ ] You speak a little or are fluent in French.
[ ] You have eaten a snail.
[ ] You like fashion.
[ ] You have been to France.
[] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.
Total = 0
AMERICAN
[/] You hate foreigners.(kinda)
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[ ] You've been to more than 5 states.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured
[/] You don't read. ( WELL NOT ALL THE DAMN TIME..)
[ ] You shop at Wal-Mart.
Total = 2
NORWEGIAN
[x] You like/hate the rain
[ ] You love trolls.
[ ] You know what lutefisk is.
[ ] You have been whale hunting/seeing.
[ ] Food made with potatoes and flour rule.
[ ] Fish is a huge part of your diet.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair.
[x] You know how to fish and have fished before.
Total = 1
im a australian,italian,spanish,canadian .........O_O kthen
Also: Woo America! The butt of everyone's joke and rightfully so! USA USA USA USA USA USA!
lol
Poutine is this weird potato , gravey , hot chips and meat dish from this place in Canada i cand remember what the place is called but the dish doesnt look very appatising .
What an asshole D: