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FUCK. MY. LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
13 years ago
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That akward moment when you call somebody to come over your house for the night, only for your mother to say shes sleeping over in the guest room... FUUUUUUUCK!!! WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW?!!!
Tomorrow I'm expecting your behind!
Im debating weather to get ringtones on my phone or not..
I just thought everybody should know.
I dont really want anybody to care... just hear me out.
And my terrible situation.
So i posted it on every social networking site i have an account to, and texted almost all my friends.
It can't have been too long since your lust has been sated, wait another night.
^.^ Good thing you've little interest in me, lest I'd torture you with some taunting comments. Always fun to see a horny girl squirm.
Im too simple minded and immature to WAIT. I want something, and i want something NOW.
Especialy when it comes to matters like this.. seeing as i never have to wait, and usualy get my pick of the litter from anywhere i go. So self control is even more difficult. -.-
hahaha "water" poor people... god knows how much water i used in fucking COLD SHOWERS this terrible night!!!!!!
But, in all actually I'd probably let you kick my ass. It might bring some sense back into my mind.
Bring a bat, just in case I change my mind.
-Grins- Cute and sarcastic isn't high on the "Pick of the litter." chart, is it?
You really do like a mess...
You would let me have my way with you? How would that bring sense back into your mind??!
I usualy pick by who seems most confident, Who would be best suited.. or whoever would seem to be the best time. Little else matters to me except that and hygiene of course. Appearance, age, gender doesnt really matter to me. Though i do have a "thing" girls with straight black hair.. I dont know why though. Hair has no link to performance in the bedroom... or the kitchen, or outside..
I've never met an especially calm girl with long black hair, and I can say I am in the same boat.
Your pocket knife verses my arsenal? Need I remind you of my machete, spear gun, katana, and waved barbarian sword?
Hell, I cuddle with the machete, so don't expect to get me while I sleep. Disarm that, I guess we are having a knife fight, because my pocket knife never leaves my possession.
Getting my ass kicked my bring back my childhood fear of physical pain, making my longing for an end dissipate.
However if you could fulfill my longing for true peace, you are warmly welcome.
-Bows- I'll accept that answer I guess.
I think I prefer this. I'm sure I'll have a longer relationship, and more communication with you as an online friend than I would as "The pick of the litter."
Damn.
You SHOWER dont you? Im meduim height and skinny. I can fit in things most would never think of. And boy i do. :)
You and all these large weapons! All i can think about is the horrid MESS this would make indoors!
Im a minimalist, literaly. And im extremly clean. Im already going mad over thinking how blood stains.. a katana.. -.-
As i child i cried out for punishment and pain. I did everything i could bad! I didnt fear it.
*nods* Spiders.. They start with s.
I'm about 5.7ft I am slender. For lack of better measurement, I wear size 28 pants for a perfect snug, but prefer little above for a "Comfortable fit."
I can fit in some rather interesting area's too. You could put me in a travel suitcase if you wanted to and I'd still have room.
I prefer if you gave me some batteries a book and a book light for the trip though.
I LOVE blood, often times when I'm trying to reply, my thoughts are blocked by the word replaying over and over in my head.
Minimalist mess does not mean effective, and effective is my primary concern.
Does that mean you're a masochist?
Spiders are not my friends, went to war with a huge one for 5 hours. And this wasn't no "It seemed like a big spider at the time."
The damn thing rivaled my hand, and I've got long fingers!
I wear a size 2.or was it 3. i have no clue what mens sizes equal.. haha!
I could do that.... XD then take you back here and lock you in the closet. That would work.
I love it too, but not ruined all over the place!
I dont know what i am! And i dont care too!!! I am who i am. Nevermind throwing a label on me!!
Good, thanks for letting me know that.. ;P
Anyway, if you don't already know, Masochist means you enjoy pain, whether is be smaller amounts or larger amounts.
Just as I'm a sadist. Enjoys causing pain.
I don't know, but 28 is rather small. smallest waist size male adult pants are sold.
^.^ You could if you want, a nice change of scenery would be appreciated.
I love it everywhere, every splash, every blotch, every sing drop or pool, is like the most beautiful sight I've ever witnessed.
I want to be knee deep in blood some day. I only pray it will not be of those I care for.
Your welcome, spiders who meet me will meet their demise. mainly because I don't want to run across a brown recluse anytime soon.
I find pleasure in both. Though most physical pain i enjoy on myself.. does that even make sense?
My closet may have spiders you know... ;)
So you DO like a mess. -.- I knew it from day one!
poor box of spiders.. maybe you wont be the best owner for them after all.
Others are for gaining support or grouping together with others who have the same interests.
I am PROUD to call myself a furry.
You might have a lot of dead spiders if they are in there, I am a hunter of those eight legged creatures.
I would not be a good owner of spiders, believe me.
But they were a gift..
its okay little buggies. *opens the box a bit ans pushes in some food*
The fact that you are unused to something is a perfectly acceptable answer. But normally once people realize that,
they practice to get out of that rut in their behavior. ^.^ So it is perfectly normal for someone with a higher libido, and I'm guessing you fit into that category?
That is why I am often referred to as "wise" or the "Big Brother" of my friends.
Told I would make a good father so many times I tend to tune it out now.
I'm just good listening and advice I'm afraid. ^.^ So ever need someone to listen, I'm always willing.
But expect me to throw in comments and advice if I can. Feel free to ignore the advice.
Ill remember to ignore the advice.
Saying "i cant drink" or something of the sort. Would have bben fine if i wasnt saving it for a get together..
necessities huh? *poke*