I could say I make the same mistake of creating markings for my fursona that don't match *mostly around the muzzle and the tips of the ear.*

Well as I have been since I got it, I was carrying my airsoft P-90 around with me fully loaded and set on auto as proper gun safety dictates. And I sat down after some how misjudging the distance I had to fall and clenched everything in preparation for impact and when I hit the chair hard my hand twitched letting a stream of .20 gram BB's loose from the gun and into my foot that was covered in only a sock. Now remember this was at point blank with a gun that fires at 600 rounds per minute with a muzzle velocity of 400 feet per second and I held the trigger for about five seconds since it got stuck. You can do the math, it hurt! I forgave the fun and now it is at my side again but this time with a barrel condom and the safety on.

hmmm... ouch much?

Well it was still funny after, it was a ginormous fail of course. But for the time being "ouch" was appropriate.

so when I was up in the arctic, one of the firefighters fell, slipped on ice. the usual is to say "OH FUCK/SHIT" but not this guy. no, he was a champ, he went for the "I HATE WINTER!" as he fell on his ass :P the only reason i bring that up is my recent spells of slipping on ice lately (grr)

I can't remember the last time I have fallen upon my rump. I usually wear super grippy boots that are covered in salt from the roads so ice kind of melts as I walk on it. I feel as though you get used to pain, like when you are exposed to a new kind of pain you have a low tolerance for example shells on a beach; I had some friends from upstate come down to Long Island for like 2 weeks in the summer and I was walking fine on the beach in the super shelly part and they were hobbling around in the softest sand on the whole damn beach. My point being after not fallin for a while my ass is tender and ripe for falling down upon, so when I do it will be the kind of fall that afterwards you just lay there are groan on your back in pain.

as a technician, i try my luck often by punching metal objects within the vehicle.... well one day i found out i had a real swift left hook as the wrench slipped and a punched myself square in the face... just a little dazed by that.... was funny after to think about but was right confused just after it happened... needed to find my glasses and wrench lol