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17 years ago
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(Firstly) Yes. I am a voraphile. No this does not mean that it's my entire life. The way some of you talk to me, I expect that you think otherwise. Especially those of you that have messaged me claiming that you want to be my friend, then suspiciously vanish forever after I refuse to have an erotic vore RP with you. Or those who will only ever want everything I ever do to be vorish. I'm sorry, but no. I like vore. It's my fetish, and therefore a part of who I am. But it's not my everything.
I suppose I deserve what I get in terms of it for drawing so much vore, selling myself out almost solely to it for pageviews. Even still, I'm going to note again, if you wanna be my friend, by all means, send me a message some time. If you just want me to be a tool so you can live out your little fantasies and nothing more than that, go pester someone else who doesn't have a problem with being a tool because there's more to me than just vore.
Secondly, I've been on a bit of an otter fix lately. Otters, otters, otters. So, even though I can't show my pitiful attempts to draw 'em yet, expect them next time I can manage to get to a scanner.
Thirdly, I just spent the past hour and a half wandering around in hopeless, little circles looking for a Burger King because I got bad directions from my roommate. And, my God, when I FINALLY saw that red and blue roof, it was the most beautiful sight I'd ever seen. Sooo hungry... o..o;
Anyway, the moral of this story is don't fly planes into trees. :/
By which, I mean don't give poor directions but sound like you know what you're talking about. Every time you do that, another igwulf goes hungry. Think of the poor igwulves. : <
Also, mine was order number 42 at BK. Think about it. X3
Fourthly, otters again/still. <3
Fifthly, I think I'm making up words now, I fear. Spangtastic. (Flute inside joke)
Sixthly, I had an audition today. Wouldn't it figure that I seem to have caught a cold? My throat's all raspy, I'm hardly in any condition to sing. What a shame. : <
Seventhly... Ah, there is none. I'm out of ammo. Have a good day everyone.
-Reed
I suppose I deserve what I get in terms of it for drawing so much vore, selling myself out almost solely to it for pageviews. Even still, I'm going to note again, if you wanna be my friend, by all means, send me a message some time. If you just want me to be a tool so you can live out your little fantasies and nothing more than that, go pester someone else who doesn't have a problem with being a tool because there's more to me than just vore.
Secondly, I've been on a bit of an otter fix lately. Otters, otters, otters. So, even though I can't show my pitiful attempts to draw 'em yet, expect them next time I can manage to get to a scanner.
Thirdly, I just spent the past hour and a half wandering around in hopeless, little circles looking for a Burger King because I got bad directions from my roommate. And, my God, when I FINALLY saw that red and blue roof, it was the most beautiful sight I'd ever seen. Sooo hungry... o..o;
Anyway, the moral of this story is don't fly planes into trees. :/
By which, I mean don't give poor directions but sound like you know what you're talking about. Every time you do that, another igwulf goes hungry. Think of the poor igwulves. : <
Also, mine was order number 42 at BK. Think about it. X3
Fourthly, otters again/still. <3
Fifthly, I think I'm making up words now, I fear. Spangtastic. (Flute inside joke)
Sixthly, I had an audition today. Wouldn't it figure that I seem to have caught a cold? My throat's all raspy, I'm hardly in any condition to sing. What a shame. : <
Seventhly... Ah, there is none. I'm out of ammo. Have a good day everyone.
-Reed
Order 42...by the time you got there, you probably felt like you'd gone all the way to Milliway's in search of your elusive Whopper. XD
Does that make the Ultimate Question: "Do you want fries with that?"
Either that or "Would you like to supersize for just 99 cents more?"
That was the only thing I would eat there after... The incident. And now it's gone. :<
But seriously though, I don't really have that problem because noone actually wants to talk to me much anymore >_>
And I know what its like to get bad directions ^^... Except I was on a jetski... with about 1/10 a tank of gas... in the middle of a gigantic lake with islands all over the place @_@