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Knock on the door
13 years ago
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Fuck. I better put pants on.
I talked to some mormons. They were nice and condescending and told me sodomy and polygamy were not good. I tried to give them some of my" act normal" stickers but they didn't accept them even after I took their stuff and told them I would recycle it respectfully.
Now chicken wings, booze, a bad comedy probably and Hugo the Hippo while I get drunk and fat alone because I don't want to go to some shitty bars with friends I barely know.
I talked to some mormons. They were nice and condescending and told me sodomy and polygamy were not good. I tried to give them some of my" act normal" stickers but they didn't accept them even after I took their stuff and told them I would recycle it respectfully.
Now chicken wings, booze, a bad comedy probably and Hugo the Hippo while I get drunk and fat alone because I don't want to go to some shitty bars with friends I barely know.
Buck
~buck
-licks-
unverified
~unverified
OP
I bought chicken wings for two O:
Buck
~buck
I don't eat chicken wings, but I'll certainly hang with you and watch you eat them <3
unverified
~unverified
OP
Not eat chicken wings? What?
Buck
~buck
hey, more for you!
stalfos
~taley
Hugo the Hippo sounds adorable.
unverified
~unverified
OP
It has biker sharks in it so you'd love it on principle.
Lone.Companion
~lone.companion
When all options are condescending people or people you don't want to hang out with anyway, being alone is the next best thing to being dead or on a homicidal rampage.
unverified
~unverified
OP
Well said.
Lone.Companion
~lone.companion
