In walmart walking around in nothing but a sock. Parents where covering the eyes of there children and like....telling me to put on some pants.....WELL I NEVER!
The sock was green :I I thought on St.Pattys day all you had to do was wear green.....no one ever told me that you had to wear like.....more clothes then that......my bad :I

Sooo like.....yeah.....now Im ban from every walmart. school. nursing home. and day care center in town and even the state of Kansas and Oklahoma :I

ALL CUZ I DIDNT KNOW

ok done trying to be funny....I haven't been funny in FOREVER?

did it work?
nope?
I KNEW IT
IM BROKEN!
totes send me to the island of misfit toys?
NO CHILED WOULD EVER PLAY WITH ME AGINE!....a tad bit pedo-esk don't you think?
NONSENSE 8D I mean WUT?

*tells dead baby jokes at the local day care* :I
*Lady that owns it called the cops* I:
*spend the night in jail being felt up by a rough guy names Candy* :I
*goes to sleep crying as Candy slips drugs into my water and makes me drink it* I:
*wakes up in a wedding dress hands tied to the bed* FUUUUU NOT AGINE! 3rd TIME THIS WEEK! UGH!

ummm....I don't even know....:I
I feel wired >.>
LIGHT HEADED AARON IS LIKE "WWWWOOOOOOO LOOOK AT ME IM A FISH STICK AND IM WIGGLEING ON YOUR PLATE!" when the plate is your bathroom floor and im really in a penis costume :I

Okk im ganna go be light headed and SO FUCKIN ODD somewhere eals.......AARON AWAY!

*leaves a pice of candy behind*