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1. What is your middle name?
Vaughn. You pronounce it as "Von". Like Von Grapple

2. Are you wearing makeup?
No

3. What colour is your toothbrush?
White and green

4. Approximately how many posters are hung up in your room?
None

5. What does your hair product smell like?
Um...I have no idea. I dont pay attention to that

6. Where would you rather be right now?
With a certain fox I know...

7. What is the temperature outside?
Like 40 degrees Fahrenheit

8. Have you ever dyed your hair? If so what colour?
I have. I went for blue but It doesnt show up very well in my hair. My next color I want is red.

9. What is the funniest word you know?
I can give you a list of funny words.

10. Name your favourite band starting with the letter ‘M’
Sure. Depends though. How many children are looking at this?

11. What is your favourite pick up line? And has anyone ever used it on you?
I dislike pickup lines. They're cheesy and I dont find them remotely appealing. And no.

12. Describe your first icon using only verbs
Um..... I have no idea. It was a still image cropped from a piece of art I got.

13. What is the most expensive thing you have ever bought with your own money?
My truck which died a year ago.

14. State your favourite letter of the alphabet
I dont have a favorite?

15. What is your favourite accent?
Scottish.

16. How did you celebrate the new year?
I sat on my ass all day and played games.

17. What do you call a brown fizzy drink that usually comes in a can?
Soda...?

18. Do you like fish?
On my plate.

19. What is your most used tag?
Hell I dont know..

20. Would you rather ask someone out or be asked out?
I usually ask first.

21. What is your favourite Olympic sport to watch?
None. I hate the Olympics.

22. Have you ever dumped anyone?
Yes

23. What do you want to be when you grow up?
I dont fucking know

24. Have you ever been to the United States? If so, where?
I live in the US. But I've specifically lived in, California, Georgia and Pennsylvania.

25. What instrument have you always wanted to play?
My ass. I play it every day and Im damn good at it

26. Describe your dream partner’s eye colour
Does it matter?

27. What do you order at diners?
The obvious

28. Coffee or espressos?
Neither. Milk please.

29. What is the most annoying song on the radio at the moment?
I dont even listen to the fucking radio. There hasnt been anything good on it since 2002

30. How many contacts do you have on your phone?
About a dozen or so

31. What type of music player do you own?
Phone, Ipod, computer.

32. Describe your favourite painting
*shrugs*

33. What was the best present you have ever received?
Dont know

34. Spring or Fall? Why?
Both. Not too hot and not too cold.

35. What was the last text you received? Who was it from?
From one of my friends at 3 am. An image showing a play on words

36. Would you ever paint your room pink?
No

37. What colour is your underwear?
Blue

38. Favourite perfume scent?
*shrugs*

39. What celebrity do you think needs to drop off a cliff?
Never ask me this kind of question. I will give you a hit list with specific details on how I want to off each one.

40. Do blue eyes turn you on?
Does it matter?

41. What meat do you prefer in a sandwich?
Lebabon Sweet bologna.

42. Would you ever wear a sweater to school?
No. Fuck no. Where I used to live anything with long sleeves or a turtle neck made you that much easier to beat up.

43. What is the name of your current ringtone?
The song "Brains" by Voltaire for the show "Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy"

44. Glasses or contacts?
Both work. The right kind of glasses can be cute though

45. What shoes do you normally wear to school?
Boots or basketball shoes. Basketball shoes because theyre the only damn kind of shoe that fit my foot properly

46. Where is your nearest television?
About seven feet away

47. What is your favourite vegetable?
No idea.

48. When was the last time you drank milk?
Ten seconds ago.

49. What was your lowest grade in school?
0/100 I didnt give enough of a care to do the work

50. Are you using Google chrome?
Rarely