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12 years ago
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50 Secrets About Yourself
Be HONEST no matter what.
1. What is your natural hair color?
Blonde
2. Where was your ID pic taken?
The... internet?
3. What's your middle name?
Matthew. It's kinda dumb.
4. Your current relationship status?
Single as fuck, and that's probably a good thing.
5. Honestly, does your crush like you back?
What crush?
6. What is your current mood?
About as shitty as you can get without being suicidal.
7. What's the color of your underwear?
Blue.
8. What is one thing that makes you happy?
The conversion of refined petrochemicals into kinetic energy.
10. If you could go back in time, and change something what would it be?
That Hitler had a more silly mustache.
11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day?
Pigeon. So I can shit on everything and everybody.
12. Ever had a near death experience?
Too many. Mostly my own fault.
13. Something you do a lot?
Sleep. I'm an amazing sleeper, but terrible to sleep with.
14. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now?
That one fucking Avil Lavigne song you heard every day on the radio in 2006.
15. Who did you copy and paste this from?
I'm too lazy to go back in my browser history to look.
16. Name someone with the same b-day as you?
Stalin or something.
17. When was the last time you cried?
I don't cry. I leak.
18. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
I once hummed to a crowd of 15,000. But that was an accident.
19. If you could have one super power what would it be?
Fuckin magnets!
20. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Whether or not they're bitches.
21. What's your biggest secret?
That I'm secretly awesome, even though I claim to be a lame-ass.
22. What's your favorite color?
White.
23. When was the last time you lied?
Right now, just now.
24. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
Tellytubbies is my shit.
25. What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
Mountain Dew Throwback. The drink of champions.
26. What's your favorite smell?
Uncatalyzed car exhaust. That, or fresh paper.
27. If you could describe life in one word what would it be?
Round.
28. When was the last time you gave/received a hug?
Uh... a few weeks at least.
29. Have you ever been kissed in the rain?
Fuck no. I don't like being wet.
30. What are you thinking about right now?
Why the hell my left heel hurts, and my right one doesn't. It's baffling, seriously.
31. What should you be doing?
Sleeping.
32. What was the last thing that made you upset?
School, as usual.
33. Do you like working in the yard?
Hell to the yes. Especially when listening to NPR.
34. If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
Fox
35. Name 5 things in your closet:
1): Clothing
2): Skotter tail
3): Dust
4): Camping equipment
5): Boxes
36. Do you act different around your crush?
What's a crush?
37. When was the last time you slept with a stuffed animal?
Shit, like never.
38. How many times do you take a shower a week?
Ten or so.
39. Do you brush your teeth everyday?
Awwww yiss electric toothbrush.
40. Have you ever said something stupid infront of your crush?
I don't know what you're talking about.
41. Have you ever watched a hockey game?
Once. It was way too loud, and someone barfed on me.
42. Do you lie about your age?
20. It's a nice round number, not worth lying about.
43. Ever been jealous about something stupid?
Oh yeah.
44. Do you pick your nose?
Hell yeah.
45. What's the one food you hate?
Bean dip and guacamole. I mean, what the actual fuck.
46. What's the one junk food you cant live without?
Pringles. It's a real problem.
47. How old were you when you found out Santa was fake?
We never did Santa, so I was never into that fat guy down the chimney thing.
48. Have you ever blown your nose and looked inside the napkin?
Duh. That's how you check you still have your brain.
49. Describe your favourite underwear you have?
That one neon green/pink jock strap is pretty cool. But I'm also a fan of colorful boxerbriefs. Because I'm gay like that.
50. Did you lie in any of these questions?
I dunno, did I?
Be HONEST no matter what.
1. What is your natural hair color?
Blonde
2. Where was your ID pic taken?
The... internet?
3. What's your middle name?
Matthew. It's kinda dumb.
4. Your current relationship status?
Single as fuck, and that's probably a good thing.
5. Honestly, does your crush like you back?
What crush?
6. What is your current mood?
About as shitty as you can get without being suicidal.
7. What's the color of your underwear?
Blue.
8. What is one thing that makes you happy?
The conversion of refined petrochemicals into kinetic energy.
10. If you could go back in time, and change something what would it be?
That Hitler had a more silly mustache.
11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day?
Pigeon. So I can shit on everything and everybody.
12. Ever had a near death experience?
Too many. Mostly my own fault.
13. Something you do a lot?
Sleep. I'm an amazing sleeper, but terrible to sleep with.
14. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now?
That one fucking Avil Lavigne song you heard every day on the radio in 2006.
15. Who did you copy and paste this from?
I'm too lazy to go back in my browser history to look.
16. Name someone with the same b-day as you?
Stalin or something.
17. When was the last time you cried?
I don't cry. I leak.
18. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
I once hummed to a crowd of 15,000. But that was an accident.
19. If you could have one super power what would it be?
Fuckin magnets!
20. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Whether or not they're bitches.
21. What's your biggest secret?
That I'm secretly awesome, even though I claim to be a lame-ass.
22. What's your favorite color?
White.
23. When was the last time you lied?
Right now, just now.
24. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
Tellytubbies is my shit.
25. What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
Mountain Dew Throwback. The drink of champions.
26. What's your favorite smell?
Uncatalyzed car exhaust. That, or fresh paper.
27. If you could describe life in one word what would it be?
Round.
28. When was the last time you gave/received a hug?
Uh... a few weeks at least.
29. Have you ever been kissed in the rain?
Fuck no. I don't like being wet.
30. What are you thinking about right now?
Why the hell my left heel hurts, and my right one doesn't. It's baffling, seriously.
31. What should you be doing?
Sleeping.
32. What was the last thing that made you upset?
School, as usual.
33. Do you like working in the yard?
Hell to the yes. Especially when listening to NPR.
34. If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
Fox
35. Name 5 things in your closet:
1): Clothing
2): Skotter tail
3): Dust
4): Camping equipment
5): Boxes
36. Do you act different around your crush?
What's a crush?
37. When was the last time you slept with a stuffed animal?
Shit, like never.
38. How many times do you take a shower a week?
Ten or so.
39. Do you brush your teeth everyday?
Awwww yiss electric toothbrush.
40. Have you ever said something stupid infront of your crush?
I don't know what you're talking about.
41. Have you ever watched a hockey game?
Once. It was way too loud, and someone barfed on me.
42. Do you lie about your age?
20. It's a nice round number, not worth lying about.
43. Ever been jealous about something stupid?
Oh yeah.
44. Do you pick your nose?
Hell yeah.
45. What's the one food you hate?
Bean dip and guacamole. I mean, what the actual fuck.
46. What's the one junk food you cant live without?
Pringles. It's a real problem.
47. How old were you when you found out Santa was fake?
We never did Santa, so I was never into that fat guy down the chimney thing.
48. Have you ever blown your nose and looked inside the napkin?
Duh. That's how you check you still have your brain.
49. Describe your favourite underwear you have?
That one neon green/pink jock strap is pretty cool. But I'm also a fan of colorful boxerbriefs. Because I'm gay like that.
50. Did you lie in any of these questions?
I dunno, did I?
Melo
~melo
Weak.
