I wanna be in a relationship but I don't wanna be in a relationship you know what I mean?

pfttT I don't understand how I have a handful of dudes crushing on me over the internet and how absolutely nothing happens here literally the only thing going on is some freaky odd girl obsessing over me and freaks me the shit out

then again when I really think about it I'm not interested in any dudes near my area

this is dumb boyfriends are stupid who even needs them