Boy Confessions
12 years ago
General
stolen from
HornetV2
1. Do you sleep naked?
Most of the time. Then I remember spiders and put underwear on.
2. Do you sleep with socks on?
Only weirdos do that.
3. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else?
Someone else
4. Do you enjoy drama?
On TV.
5. Are you a manly man?
I don't even know what that means. I play hockey I guess.
6. Who was the last person you hugged?
Not telling
7. Small or large package?
Massive. But it hasn't come in the mail yet >:(
8. Are you short?
5'7"
9. Do you like somebody?
Yes
10. Does your Facebook password have to do with a boy?
I don't use Facebook.
11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
Yes. I hate dirty socks.
12. Do you think you’re conceited?
No, but I'm not the one to answer this question.
13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
Sometimes, but no fursuits anymore. Too easy.
14. Are you double jointed?
No
15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
On a bed with ants in Thailand.
16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
I just played on a gay hockey team several hours ago, and somehow the answer is no.
17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
Probably, I dunno. But it wasn't me. It was the other guy.
18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
Yeah, because Duff is an awesome name.
19. How many boys will read this just because it says "Boy Confessions"?
I dunno. I'm good, but I'm not magic.
[] I wear make up.
[x] I have cried in a movie theater.
[] I can brush my teeth without opening my mouth. (Well, only to let the toothbrush in)
[x] I get jealous.
[x] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[] JUDE LAW FAG
[x] I love to laugh.
[] I like death/grind/black metal.
[] I like rap.
[x] I like techno.
[] I like country.
[] I carry a purse.
[x] I'd be lost without my computer.
[] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[] I own a boy band CD. -I actually think boybands are gross
[x] I get bored watching football.
[] Boys are confusing.
[I hope not] I've been called a bad influence.
[] I have/had a piercing other than my ears.
Come on fellas, be truthful!
1. What color is your underwear?
Red
2. Do you prefer light or dark haired boys?
Doesn't matter
3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?
With myself.
4. What's one thing a boy can do to make you like them?
Tell me they enjoy my company.
5. Do you have a best friend?
yes
6. Have you ever had your heart broken?
yes
7. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
No. But maybe if I get mangled in some kind of hideous accident.
8. Do you like your life?
sometimes
10. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?
no
11. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
Everyone I know that has done this had their phone in their pocket.
12. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
I seem to hang out with a lot of dudes for some reason.
14. Have you ever slapped anybody in the face?
Yes, but he deserved it. What a butt.
15. What are your biggest fears?
Having someone give up on me.
16. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
All the time.
17. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
Someone is always on my mind.
18. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater?"
No. Depends on the context I guess.
19. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
Yes. Usually it ends up being a trick.
20. Do you ever wish you were famous?
For doing something notable? Yes. Famous for being famous? No.
21. Are you currently missing someone?
Yes. A lot.
HornetV21. Do you sleep naked?
Most of the time. Then I remember spiders and put underwear on.
2. Do you sleep with socks on?
Only weirdos do that.
3. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else?
Someone else
4. Do you enjoy drama?
On TV.
5. Are you a manly man?
I don't even know what that means. I play hockey I guess.
6. Who was the last person you hugged?
Not telling
7. Small or large package?
Massive. But it hasn't come in the mail yet >:(
8. Are you short?
5'7"
9. Do you like somebody?
Yes
10. Does your Facebook password have to do with a boy?
I don't use Facebook.
11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
Yes. I hate dirty socks.
12. Do you think you’re conceited?
No, but I'm not the one to answer this question.
13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
Sometimes, but no fursuits anymore. Too easy.
14. Are you double jointed?
No
15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
On a bed with ants in Thailand.
16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
I just played on a gay hockey team several hours ago, and somehow the answer is no.
17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
Probably, I dunno. But it wasn't me. It was the other guy.
18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
Yeah, because Duff is an awesome name.
19. How many boys will read this just because it says "Boy Confessions"?
I dunno. I'm good, but I'm not magic.
[] I wear make up.
[x] I have cried in a movie theater.
[] I can brush my teeth without opening my mouth. (Well, only to let the toothbrush in)
[x] I get jealous.
[x] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[] JUDE LAW FAG
[x] I love to laugh.
[] I like death/grind/black metal.
[] I like rap.
[x] I like techno.
[] I like country.
[] I carry a purse.
[x] I'd be lost without my computer.
[] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[] I own a boy band CD. -I actually think boybands are gross
[x] I get bored watching football.
[] Boys are confusing.
[I hope not] I've been called a bad influence.
[] I have/had a piercing other than my ears.
Come on fellas, be truthful!
1. What color is your underwear?
Red
2. Do you prefer light or dark haired boys?
Doesn't matter
3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?
With myself.
4. What's one thing a boy can do to make you like them?
Tell me they enjoy my company.
5. Do you have a best friend?
yes
6. Have you ever had your heart broken?
yes
7. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
No. But maybe if I get mangled in some kind of hideous accident.
8. Do you like your life?
sometimes
10. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?
no
11. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
Everyone I know that has done this had their phone in their pocket.
12. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
I seem to hang out with a lot of dudes for some reason.
14. Have you ever slapped anybody in the face?
Yes, but he deserved it. What a butt.
15. What are your biggest fears?
Having someone give up on me.
16. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
All the time.
17. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
Someone is always on my mind.
18. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater?"
No. Depends on the context I guess.
19. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
Yes. Usually it ends up being a trick.
20. Do you ever wish you were famous?
For doing something notable? Yes. Famous for being famous? No.
21. Are you currently missing someone?
Yes. A lot.
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Only once in my life. But he was deserving enough that I did it with a dictionary in my hand.