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Frighteningly Long Meme
17 years ago
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I'm bored. If you are, as well, then read on. If, by the end, you feel that this was a complete and utter waste of your time; then you are absolutely correct! Congratulations! You've earned yourself a cookie.
I've never posted one of these before so I figure why not start BIG?
Pirated from the lovely
lucah
1. How old will you be in five years?
A very immature 36.
2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
My mom, dad, and sister.
3. How tall are you?
5'11"
4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
My birthday? No wait... not that.
5. What's the last movie you saw?
WALL-E (Laugh if you want. But I thought it was cute.)
6. Who was the last person you called?
My mom.
7. Who was the last person to call you?
My mom.
8. What was the last text message you received?
I don't own a cell phone. (Shocking, I know)
9. Who was the last person to leave you a voice mail?
I'm not sure. I don't think I ever figured out how to check my voice mail.
10. Do you prefer to call or text?
Call. In all but a few circumstances I feel that texting is retarded.
11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
Sniping people on Battlefield 2.
12. Are your parents married/divorced?
Married.
13. When did you last see your mom?
Approximately one hour ago.
14. What color are your eyes?
Gray/Blue.
15. What time did you wake up today?
Around 1:00 PM
16. What are you wearing right now?
Blue shorts.
17. What is your favorite Christmas song?
Carol of the Bells (performed by the Trans-Siberian Orchestra)
18. Where is your favorite place to be?
In the forest.
19. Where is your least favorite place to be?
In the city.
20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
New Zealand.
21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
Probably still working on this meme. Damn! How long is this thing?
22. Do you tan or burn?
Burn like a vampyre.
23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
Aliens. Not the short, gray kind. The Giger aliens from the Alien movies. *shivers*
24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?
This
25. How many TVs do you have in your house?
One.
26. How big is your bed?
Single.
27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
Desktop.
28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
Without.
29. What color are your sheets?
Black.
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
Four.
31. What is your favorite season?
Spring.
33. What do you like about winter?
The spooky look of the leafless trees on a cloudy evening; the crystal-clear view of the stars; and the sparkle of the morning frost on the ground.
34. What do you like about the summer?
Thunderstorms; Full, green forests; and it being warm enough to play in water and walk around naked.
35. What do you like about spring?
The smell of the forest in bloom and the mild temperatures - not too hot and and not too cold.
36. How many states/provinces have you lived in?
Two. Alabama and Florida. And I dislike them both.
37. What cities/towns have you lived in?
Pell City, Birmingham, Lakeland.
38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
Bare feet.
39. Are you a social person?
I am once you get to know me. And if I like you. Otherwise, I'm quite reclusive.
40. What was the last thing you ate?
A banana.
41. What is your favorite restaurant?
I don't really like to eat out. Does Subway count?
42. What is your favorite ice cream?
As boring as it might sound, I have found that sometimes the simplest things in life are the best. I'm very partial to vanilla.
43. What is your favorite dessert?
Black cherry Jello.
44. What is your favorite kind of soup?
I dislike soup. But if I had to choose one I would have to say vegetable soup.
45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
I don't like jelly. But if I did, I would say blackberry.
46. Do you like Chinese food?
Generally, no.
47. Do you like coffee?
No.
48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
Four to five.
49. What do you drink in the morning?
Ice tea.
51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
While going to sleep (or waking up) I tend to traverse the entire bed. But, inevitably, I seem to gravitate to the right side of my bed, as that is the side that rests against the wall and I like to sleep snuggled between the wall and the bed.
52. Do you know how to play poker?
I do. Although, I don't find it all that entertaining. Unless, of course, it's strip poker!
53. Do you like to cuddle?
I cannot say "YES" emphatically enough to accurately describe how much I love to cuddle!
54. Have you ever been to Canada?
No, but I think I want to.
55. Do you have an addictive personality?
No, I don't believe so.
56. Do you eat out or at home more often?
At home.
58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
I used to.
59. Do you want kids?
I'm not sure.
60. Do you speak any other languages?
Yes, two. Although, neither is technically a "real" language.
61. Have you ever gotten stitches?
Yes. I'm no stranger to injury.
62. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
Only in the front.
63. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
As for swimming and frolicking in the water I prefer a pool. However, I adore the ocean and love to be either on a boat or being tossed around by the surf.
64. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats?
Window.
65. Do you know how to drive stick?
That's all I drive! I don't like automatics. I like having more control over the vehicle.
66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
I don't like spending money. If you spend it, then you won't have it; and then you're screwed!
67. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7?
No. Jewelry cannot survive being on my person for very long.
68. What is your favorite TV show?
Stargate SG-1
69. Can you roll your tongue?
Yes. Why, is that actually useful for something?
70. Who is the funniest person you know?
My cousin, Shane.
71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
No.
72. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
I no longer own a cell phone. But when I did, it was the Star Wars Imperial March.
73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
Yes. My family and I are huge pack-rats. We never throw away anything.
74. What red object is closest to you right now?
A red notebook on my desk.
75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth?
Yes.
76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
I try to close it, but it somehow always seems to find its way open again.
77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
A big bear. Dealing with one big thing is always easier than dealing with a lot of little things. And I'm more maneuverable than a bear.
78. Do you flirt a lot?
I try to. But considering how largely unsuccessful my attempts have been, it's possible that women don't think so.
79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
I don't dip my chicken nuggets.
80. What is your favorite food?
Watermelon.
81. Can you change the oil on a car?
Yes. That reminds me, I need to do that.
82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Yes. Once.
83. Have you ever run out of gas?
No. Although, I've come close a couple of times.
84. What is your usual bedtime?
I have no usual bed time.
85. What was the last book you read?
I referenced some of my programming and physics books a little earlier. Does that count?
86. Do you read the newspaper?
I'll glance at the comics section from time to time.
87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
No.
89. Do you watch soap operas?
No. After Lucas slept with his best-friend's mother and his illegitimate son was abducted by time-traveling aliens and sold into slavery inside a Colombian drug cartel, I sort of lost interest.
90. Do you dance in the car?
No.
91. What radio station did you last listen to?
I don't recall. Do they still make those things?
92. Who is in the picture frame closest to you?
I only have two pictures hanging on my wall. One is of an F-16 Fighting Falcon; the other is of the International Space Station.
93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
A physics equation that I needed for something I was programming.
94. What is your favorite candle scent?
Uh... Paraffin?
95. What is your favorite board game?
Does D&D count?
97. When was the last time you attended church?
Many, many, many ages ago.
98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school?
I was home-schooled. So, I guess, my mom! :P
99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent?
One week.
100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you?
My mom. She did my laundry and cooked me supper.
I've never posted one of these before so I figure why not start BIG?
Pirated from the lovely
lucah1. How old will you be in five years?
A very immature 36.
2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
My mom, dad, and sister.
3. How tall are you?
5'11"
4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
My birthday? No wait... not that.
5. What's the last movie you saw?
WALL-E (Laugh if you want. But I thought it was cute.)
6. Who was the last person you called?
My mom.
7. Who was the last person to call you?
My mom.
8. What was the last text message you received?
I don't own a cell phone. (Shocking, I know)
9. Who was the last person to leave you a voice mail?
I'm not sure. I don't think I ever figured out how to check my voice mail.
10. Do you prefer to call or text?
Call. In all but a few circumstances I feel that texting is retarded.
11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
Sniping people on Battlefield 2.
12. Are your parents married/divorced?
Married.
13. When did you last see your mom?
Approximately one hour ago.
14. What color are your eyes?
Gray/Blue.
15. What time did you wake up today?
Around 1:00 PM
16. What are you wearing right now?
Blue shorts.
17. What is your favorite Christmas song?
Carol of the Bells (performed by the Trans-Siberian Orchestra)
18. Where is your favorite place to be?
In the forest.
19. Where is your least favorite place to be?
In the city.
20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
New Zealand.
21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
Probably still working on this meme. Damn! How long is this thing?
22. Do you tan or burn?
Burn like a vampyre.
23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
Aliens. Not the short, gray kind. The Giger aliens from the Alien movies. *shivers*
24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?
This
25. How many TVs do you have in your house?
One.
26. How big is your bed?
Single.
27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
Desktop.
28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
Without.
29. What color are your sheets?
Black.
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
Four.
31. What is your favorite season?
Spring.
33. What do you like about winter?
The spooky look of the leafless trees on a cloudy evening; the crystal-clear view of the stars; and the sparkle of the morning frost on the ground.
34. What do you like about the summer?
Thunderstorms; Full, green forests; and it being warm enough to play in water and walk around naked.
35. What do you like about spring?
The smell of the forest in bloom and the mild temperatures - not too hot and and not too cold.
36. How many states/provinces have you lived in?
Two. Alabama and Florida. And I dislike them both.
37. What cities/towns have you lived in?
Pell City, Birmingham, Lakeland.
38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
Bare feet.
39. Are you a social person?
I am once you get to know me. And if I like you. Otherwise, I'm quite reclusive.
40. What was the last thing you ate?
A banana.
41. What is your favorite restaurant?
I don't really like to eat out. Does Subway count?
42. What is your favorite ice cream?
As boring as it might sound, I have found that sometimes the simplest things in life are the best. I'm very partial to vanilla.
43. What is your favorite dessert?
Black cherry Jello.
44. What is your favorite kind of soup?
I dislike soup. But if I had to choose one I would have to say vegetable soup.
45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
I don't like jelly. But if I did, I would say blackberry.
46. Do you like Chinese food?
Generally, no.
47. Do you like coffee?
No.
48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
Four to five.
49. What do you drink in the morning?
Ice tea.
51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
While going to sleep (or waking up) I tend to traverse the entire bed. But, inevitably, I seem to gravitate to the right side of my bed, as that is the side that rests against the wall and I like to sleep snuggled between the wall and the bed.
52. Do you know how to play poker?
I do. Although, I don't find it all that entertaining. Unless, of course, it's strip poker!
53. Do you like to cuddle?
I cannot say "YES" emphatically enough to accurately describe how much I love to cuddle!
54. Have you ever been to Canada?
No, but I think I want to.
55. Do you have an addictive personality?
No, I don't believe so.
56. Do you eat out or at home more often?
At home.
58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
I used to.
59. Do you want kids?
I'm not sure.
60. Do you speak any other languages?
Yes, two. Although, neither is technically a "real" language.
61. Have you ever gotten stitches?
Yes. I'm no stranger to injury.
62. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
Only in the front.
63. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
As for swimming and frolicking in the water I prefer a pool. However, I adore the ocean and love to be either on a boat or being tossed around by the surf.
64. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats?
Window.
65. Do you know how to drive stick?
That's all I drive! I don't like automatics. I like having more control over the vehicle.
66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
I don't like spending money. If you spend it, then you won't have it; and then you're screwed!
67. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7?
No. Jewelry cannot survive being on my person for very long.
68. What is your favorite TV show?
Stargate SG-1
69. Can you roll your tongue?
Yes. Why, is that actually useful for something?
70. Who is the funniest person you know?
My cousin, Shane.
71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
No.
72. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
I no longer own a cell phone. But when I did, it was the Star Wars Imperial March.
73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
Yes. My family and I are huge pack-rats. We never throw away anything.
74. What red object is closest to you right now?
A red notebook on my desk.
75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth?
Yes.
76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
I try to close it, but it somehow always seems to find its way open again.
77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
A big bear. Dealing with one big thing is always easier than dealing with a lot of little things. And I'm more maneuverable than a bear.
78. Do you flirt a lot?
I try to. But considering how largely unsuccessful my attempts have been, it's possible that women don't think so.
79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
I don't dip my chicken nuggets.
80. What is your favorite food?
Watermelon.
81. Can you change the oil on a car?
Yes. That reminds me, I need to do that.
82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Yes. Once.
83. Have you ever run out of gas?
No. Although, I've come close a couple of times.
84. What is your usual bedtime?
I have no usual bed time.
85. What was the last book you read?
I referenced some of my programming and physics books a little earlier. Does that count?
86. Do you read the newspaper?
I'll glance at the comics section from time to time.
87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
No.
89. Do you watch soap operas?
No. After Lucas slept with his best-friend's mother and his illegitimate son was abducted by time-traveling aliens and sold into slavery inside a Colombian drug cartel, I sort of lost interest.
90. Do you dance in the car?
No.
91. What radio station did you last listen to?
I don't recall. Do they still make those things?
92. Who is in the picture frame closest to you?
I only have two pictures hanging on my wall. One is of an F-16 Fighting Falcon; the other is of the International Space Station.
93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
A physics equation that I needed for something I was programming.
94. What is your favorite candle scent?
Uh... Paraffin?
95. What is your favorite board game?
Does D&D count?
97. When was the last time you attended church?
Many, many, many ages ago.
98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school?
I was home-schooled. So, I guess, my mom! :P
99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent?
One week.
100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you?
My mom. She did my laundry and cooked me supper.
Carol of the Bells (performed by the Trans-Siberian Orchestra)
I love you.