What was one moment in your life that you felt truly accomplished?

Getting my third degree black belt in tae kwon do, seven years ago.

Now that's something to feel accomplished about, was it difficult?

Not really, no. More time consuming than anything else.

In a real life situation, how would the events of your best and current sexual fantasy unfold? ;3!

Snippet... Sure!

Rating: Mature
Key-Words: Scaly kung-fu meets furry wrestling.

Hmmm... Probably, tying someone up and playing with their body like an instrument till they've gotten so close to orgasm, so many times they're shaking and whimpering, and when they're at their limit, -maybe- affording them relief while I get off ~<;

The rat grinned as he bent the gorilla in half, seeing a scarlet blur jump onto an approaching chimp. The massive simian under the wrestler struggled mightily, but he just couldn't break free. None of the other apes and monkeys in the bar could an closer, stopped at every instance by a strike from the crimson naga's hands or tail.

"You done with the boss, back there?" The reptile asked, weaving out of the way of a clumsy blow and immediately using his tail to punish the attempt with a powerful slap across the face.

"Almost." Was the big bellied rat's reply, the man having shifted to a schoolboy pin, the ape's face mashed up against his bulge.

From there, it didn't take long for the gorilla to faint from being smothered by the damp, musty cloth of his shorts, and once the rat got up, the rest of the simian crew left the bar at top speed, carrying their fallen and terrified of suffering the same fate.

With a smirk, the snake slithered back towards their table, untouched in the commotion, and picked up his mug. "Now, where were we before we were so rudely interrupted?"

"I think you were about to forfeit on our arm wrestling match. Loser spends an hour under the other."

"Fat chance, rodent. Time for you to go down."

Would you be willing to read some of my stuff and tell me why I suck so much? Because trust me, I know I suck, I just don't know why

Well, I'm not gonna go through your whole gallery. If you want me to look at a piece in particular, I might give it a critique if I have time, but honestly I don't have time for much. (Snippets are written as stream of consciousness durin bus rides)

Oh, it's ok then. No big deal; I don't wanna feel like I'm pushing you too much.
Back to the usual stuf... Mmm... Let's see: Are there any canon couples among your characters? Or are they all just friends with benefits?

Since most of my characters are designed to interact with other people's characters, they don't really have canon couplings between themselves. Except maybe for Gio the dragonfly, and Bruce the stag.

The rest are mostly friends or fuck buddies.

I guess I could stretch the definition and talk about White Clover characters... But that might spoil things if I ever decide to continue <;

Interesting, very interesting. So, is it left simply as 'friends' or is there more background regarding their relationships and interactions?

For Gio and Bruce? It's master and loyal butler/furniture/fucktoy.

I never expected butler...
But no, I meant all your characters. They're just friends and that's it or is there something worth mentioning?

Well, most dot exist in the same worlds, or if they do they don't know each other. A few exceptions arise here or there, and they're usually fuck buddies / business partners of some sort, or just friends and that's that.

I guess it makes sense to be in different worlds if they're supposed to interact with other people's characters. So... what would you say is the straight/gay/bi ratio among your characters?

Since I myself don't really find gender to be an issue, about 98% of my characters are bi or gay, depending on where they're being bein played.

Fair enough. Ehh............... I don't know! No more questions come to mind

Rating: Adult
Theme: Space Pirates! :D

Struggling to try and tear off the metallic collar around his neck, the barrel chested man had to spend every ounce of his strength in a desperate attempt to keep breathing. He couldn't stop the thick as cigars fingers from caressing his firm butt through his pants, had no strength to spare to stop the officer from pulling down his pants.

"Captain Mardock, I find you guilty of larceny... Bribery... Obstruction of the law... Destruction of property... Willful endangerment of a royal... pirateering and theft. " the strong fingers gripped into the man's butt cheek hard, digging into the skin like it was jello and pulling the abused cheek to the side. He didn't seem to care that the pirate captain wasn't listening, was concentrating solely on tugging hard enough on the soft metal around his neck in order to breathe.

"Oh, and public indecency."

A well placed blaster shot skimmed across the pirate captain's ass, leaving a seared line in the soft skin and burning away the man's underwear. This time, he did react. With a pained roar that sent all onlookers running. "But seeing as how your actions helped save the empire, I'll forgive most of your infractions. I can't let you show your hairy butt to children so easily, however. We've got to show them proper decency , and what happens when you break the rules, after all."


A metallic glove was slipped onto his big hand, and the officer grinned. The collar around the captain's neck molded into cuffs around both of his wrists, keeping them stuck there even as it loosened just enough for the man to breathe normally. A sound like canon fire erupted, the back of the gloved hand exploding and launching the metal frame down into the vulnerable cheeks with the strength of a missile. When it landed, the captain howled, not only from the pain of the metal smacking into his flesh with enough power to destroy a small ship, but the lightning that discharged from it would have easily killed an elephant.

"One... Oh look, we have an audience. Come now, children, let's all count the evil pirate captain's punishment together. How high can you count?"

"Twelve!"

"Fifty!"

"I can count to a thousand!"

The officer grinned. "Well, we want to teach the rest of your friends, don't we? Lets to for that one~"