My mom and I went to visit an outdoor tropical resort in Germany (somehow). We needed to cross the road passing through the resort, but we could see in the distance that a car was speeding toward us. I hung back, because I didn't want any of that, but she attempted to cross and ended up getting hit by the car, only for it to turn into a motorcycle with a man in black riding it. I scrambled to call 911, but realized I was in Germany, and asked the people around me what the German emergency number was (luckily everyone in Germany spoke English in my dream). A rather jerky guy told me not to dial the emergency number, dial 302 ("Ok, sheesh..."), and of course, the operator spoke German, as expected in Germany. I stumbled through my limited German skills and asked if he spoke English, but he understood and asked how he could help me, so I told him the situation and he said they'd do a search (wasn't clear if it was for my mom or the motorcyclist).

Next scene, I'm in the resort jungle or something, and I hear a rifle go off. I turn around, and there's the motorcyclist, except for some reason he's turned into a spiky-haired version of Solid Snake. Then I guess non-German subtitles came on screen, and with a loud gasp, shouted, "That's Solid Asp!" (No, not that one). I ran back toward the resort, and suddenly, WoW messages started appearing in front of me. ([username] received 15 Euros, etc.) People were looting my mom! So I tried to run back before they looted her passport. The end.

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