Stolen from... shaddap.

What is your natural hair color?
Black. LIKE MY SOUL

2. Where was your ID pic taken?
At the DMV

3. What's your middle name?
Eliot

4. Your current relationship status?
Single. Not looking.

5. Honestly, does your crush like you back?
Nope.

6. What is your current mood?
Curmudgeon-ish

7. What's the color of your underwear?
underwear?
Navy Blue

8. What is one thing that makes you happy?
Making art

9. Who was the last person you cuddled with?
My dog. But my dog is not a person.

10. If you could go back in time, and change something what would it be?
Nothing, cause HASHTAG YOLO!!!!!1

11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day?
I'd be a human because humans are animals too. See what I did there?

12. Ever had a near death experience?
No.

13. Something you do a lot?
Breathe.

14. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39aa2Hici0s

15. Who did you copy and paste this from?
MuscleWolf

16. Name someone with the same b-day as you?
Beyonce

17. When was the last time you cried?
Cutting onions.

18. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
Yes,

19. If you could have one super power what would it be?
Freezing time.

20. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Hair color

21. What's your biggest secret?
If I revealed it, it would no longer be a secret, would it?

22. What's your favorite color?
Brown

23. When was the last time you lied?
Just now.

24. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
Yes.

25. What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
Salted Plantain Chips

26. What's your favorite smell?
The smell of Duke Basketball losing

27. If you could describe life in one word what would it be?
Frustrating

28. When was the last time you gave/received a hug?
I can't remember. I'm not much of a hugger.

29. Have you ever been kissed in the rain?
Nope.

30. What are you thinking about right now?
How stupid these questions are.

31. What should you be doing?
Sleeping.

32. What was the last thing that made you upset?
Stupidity at work.

33. Do you like working in the yard?
It depends on the work.

34. If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
Blaszczykowski
( http://online.wsj.com/article/SB100.....474007608.html )

35. Name 5 things in your closet:
Skeletons, skeletons, dead hobos, skeletons, golf clubs.

36. Do you act different around your crush?
Crushes are for sissies.

37. When was the last time you slept with a stuffed animal?
Last night.

38. How many times do you take a shower a week?
15,346

39. Do you brush your teeth everyday?
Yes.

40. Have you ever said something stupid in front of your crush?
Crushes are for sissies.

41. Have you ever watched a hockey game?
I love hockey.

42. Do you lie about your age?
No.

43. Ever been jealous about something stupid?
Yes.

44. Do you pick your nose
My nose picks itself. Because it's awesome.

45. What's the one food you hate?
Arsenic. I'm sure someone thinks arsenic is a food, right?

46. What's the one junk food you cant live without?
Arsenic.

47. How old were you when you found out Santa was fake?
Arsenic. Wait...

48. Have you ever blown your nose and looked inside the napkin?
Yes.

49. Describe your favourite underwear you have?
I don't have favorite underwear. I love all of my underwear equally.

50. Did you lie in any of these questions?
You tell me.